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El Scorcho said:
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His Dad represented his country at the Olympics, while Karl will go down in history for naming his kid "Max Wong" and being the only person to lose to Billy Mitchel in a Court Case.
That apple got hucked far from the tree.

There was a...I am not sure what to call it. Bar? Night Club? In Brisbane that Karl goes to sometimes called "Netherworld" in Fortitude Valley, and they ran a drive a few years ago to help fund his legal case. Might be useful to keep an eye on it in case its a source of any milk in regards to them distancing themselves from Jobst, or even trying to recoup donations.

Link: https://www.netherworldarcade.com/bpac-2023-july-14th-to-23rd/
 
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That's a bit late, but it was in my recommended videos after I watched Goose's latest video.


It seems like there's a new strat a bunch of people quickly matched Karl's lifetime achievement of Dam 52. You know the one he cried about. Goose believes that Dam 51 may very well be possible and Karl's big record will be snatched away from him. That's some pretty good timing I would say.
 
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Bruno Powroznik said:
Incase you are retarded, no this isn't real (as based as it would be). Its using a ML voice for him.
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Next time you do it, make sure to use phonetic workarounds to avoid mispronunciations (like, write "easy scape" instead of "EZScape") and make sure the punctuation is flawless to ensure a correct flow of words
 
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Never let it be said the Farms isn't a font of True & Honest information. I watched a ton of videos about his lawsuit as it was ongoing and it was only reading this OP that I finally learned the actual reason he was being sued.

Billy Mitchell is still a piece of shit, but Karl is a fucking idiot and I would not donate to his legal costs.
 
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RandomGibberish said:
I think the only way Jobst can salvage his career:
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i.e. not be Karl Jobst

Here's a better way:
1) Partner with Kick, stream hours-long daily gamba seshes while high on rama rama, phoning Billy once in a while that he's won his biggest bet yet and is totally going to pay off this monthly rate, then punch another hole in the wall screaming I CAN'T BELIEVE IT MAN I JUST LOST IT ALL while his terrified wife drops pork rind tendies on the floor.
 
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El Scorcho said:
Apparently the reason for his son's last name being his Asian wife's is due to him having Daddy issues (who would have guessed).

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Plus already expressing concerns on how Asian he will turn out to be?

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Although you got to give it to him, he really stepped up when it came to ensuring financial stability for his families future.

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I hate my family, but I will grift of their deaths . What piece of shit.
Also if he hates his father so much why he didnt change his surname to Wong?
Now his own child does not even share his surname.
Which imho is cuck behaviour.
 
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666DEATHGAY said:
Calling other gamers fags or jokes (that don't land) about getting raped like a schoolgirl in 2002 isn't really noteworthy imo, but talking about how you cum in the bathtub and your wife bathes in it publically in 2022 is crazy
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The most hilarious part of the-elite posting is how much of an open gooner he was.

I was swimming about on my dad’s ballsack in 2002 so i can’t really speak from personal experience but i don’t think hosting AMA’s for your own dick wasn’t a common sight on forums back then.
 
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