Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Sargon's wife's son]

I somewhat like the connotation that Americans can just act like retards on American websites and the moment someone says shit who lives in Europe or Australia or wherever else just sue them in their own court and get the book thrown at them and continue acting like retards while no one is able to sue you because you're American.

Every country in the world belongs to it America.

 

[alphabetnigger]

Hello you absolute legends, I am reading every post in this thread in this mans voice

 

[Riot Guard]

Using someone's suicide as a cudgel against some dude you're having gay video game drama with is so fucking ghoulish. He completely deserves this hell of his own making.

 

[Kung Pow]

Nothing personnel Karl Jobless, but you know how it goes. Tbh, you can dig yourself out of this situation if you think straight and stop being a dipshit, unlike the many cows that have a thread here. Thank you so much for reading this you absolute legend, I`m hoping you are having a fantastic day, and see you in your next fuckup.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

Extra relevant considering Jobbster turned on Goose.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=b56N17d4WnM

Say what you want about PPP and Warski, they did a pretty good job breaking down how badly Karl fucked himself.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=pILtenoXu0Y

The former (goose video) is already archived, but posting the link here.
The latter (kino casino) was not archived before now.

EDIT:
Local archive of the Goose video:

Attached local archive of the Kino Casino video.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Posted this in the trial thread but figured it was relevant here as well. The video has a lot of stuff posted here already but it does help present how Karl is deceptive in his explanation of things and how he will in one post call his lawyers geniuses multiple times and in the next call them idiot hacks. The more that comes out about Karl the worse he looks, the big thing was I didn't know the trial was about a suicide, and figured I just misremembered or Karl didn't mention it, but the first few minutes show he heavily misrepresented it.

Local archive

 

[Shake]

I did a search of Karl's unlisted videos on this website and found some old vlogs from the Project: Become Awesome self improvement phase of his life. This interview he did has a link to a now unlisted 2014 video where he beats Super Mario 64, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and Goldeneye 64 at the same time. The description thanks Ryan White (Rwhitegoose) for the idea, and in the interview Karl also cites Goose as his inspiration for continuing his channel in 2018. Karl, it didn't have to be this way...

Zelda: Ocarina of Time, Super Mario 64 and Goldeneye 007 beaten in under 1 hour!

Original | PreserveTube



There was also this original song he made named "Floatin" uploaded back in 14 October 2014.

Original | PreserveTube

Project: Become Awesome - My 1 Year Goals | 4 November 2016

Original | PreserveTube

Spoiler: Project: Become Awesome

Moonlight Sonata 3rd Movement practice 16/12/2016 [Project: Become Awesome]

PreserveTube

Guitar Progress - Glasgow Kiss [Project: Become Awesome] | 14 February 2017

PreserveTube

To Zanarkand FFX | 14 October 2014

PreserveTube

It's also probably been mentioned before in this thread but Rwhitegoose talked about Karl Jobst and Apollo Legend in his most recent video starting at 1:52.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

What always rub me the wrong way about Karl was that he would always talk bad about the lawyers from the opposition. It didn't matter if it was his case, or Twin Galaxy's.

 

[El Scorcho]

Apparently the reason for his son's last name being his Asian wife's is due to him having Daddy issues (who would have guessed).







Plus already expressing concerns on how Asian he will turn out to be?



Although you got to give it to him, he really stepped up when it came to ensuring financial stability for his families future.

 

[stupid fufu]

Plus already expressing concerns on how Asian he will turn out to be?

If he actually calls his kid Maximus Wong he's going to get bullied hard in school. That's some shit you'd hear in an action movie in the 80s. His dick fetish is spreading to his own son by basically calling him "big dick"

 

[Fireman Sam]

I suppose the moral of this story is if you're going to swing your dick around, it better be of adequate size.
He practically oriented his recent career around the King of Kong lolsuit, had Karl actually won he would have been practically immune from all critique and would be swimming in the dough and would become more insufferable than we could imagine.
But he lost... And he lost bad. Now his fervent supporters feel betrayed and realize he was not being honest with the reasons behind the lawsuit. It's hard to sympathise with that.
The thing is, he can technically get out of this. It'll be difficult and his finances will be in the shitter for a while but if he just focuses hard on the speedrun autism videos and stays out of further controversy, he might continue to grift the people who remain and recoup his losses over time.

But he won't, the ego is too big and his habit of talking about shit he really shouldn't be tells me he's too emotionally charged to think about what he says coming to bite him in the arse.
Give it time and the stress of this not going his way or some unforseen bullshit will transpire and he'll react accordingly. The hubris of speedrunners... It never goes well for them.

 

[Active User]

I honestly don't even think it's that crazy to personally believe that being sued had some impact on the suicide, getting sued sucks as it's a long, stressful, and expensive process. If you're already not doing great mentally a lawsuit is going to do nothing but exacerbate pretty much every problem you've got going on. That being said, it really does seem to be an ego thing that caused him to latch onto it so hard and refuse to let go and that I can't really have any sympathy for. It was outright false that there was a massive settlement payout that bankrupted Apollo, and he was told that and told that they just wanted a retraction and an apology. Would that really have been such a painful thing to do? Is it really worse than a couple years and a million bucks down the drain?

Maybe this story will end ironically, with Jobst killing himself and explicitly blaming the legal loss for it. A modern classic exploring hubris and delusions of grandeur, except the framing device is something so petty as playing video games really fast.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Congratulations for getting this thread out of PG, OP.

Let this be the start of a great harvest on this retard. Can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I honestly don't even think it's that crazy to personally believe that being sued had some impact on the suicide, getting sued sucks as it's a long, stressful, and expensive process.

Of course it will have played a role in what lead to the final decision, just as many other things will have.
For example, were it the same people that talked APollo into making Billy hit piece videos that talked Karl into making them too?

Why did all these people decide to turn around and backstab Apollo when he settled the lawsuit because he could not handle it?

Everyone knew Billy was litigious and would file on someone creating and uploading video after video talking about him and his cheating.
Did anyone at any point in time think "hmmm, maybe the mentally unstable guy with a chronic illness, no job and very bleak outlook on life should not be the one we prop up to do the Billy hit pieces for us?", because it sure looks like there are some cowardly retards in the background who really really hate Billy, but do not have the guts to go head to head in court themselves, and instead they have used others to create the defamatory content and eat the lawsuits in their stead.

So yes, the lawsuit did play a role, but the role Billy played in this entire farce was minor. He was not a main character, he was the mark.

 

[DickMain]

Extra relevant considering Jobbster turned on Goose.

Maybe nature is healing.

 

[William_Sterog]

The jannies move my article to a new thread and then eliminate the new thread because there is a thread about it already.


Why? I worked so hard on it.

 

[News Enjoyer]

The jannies move my article to a new thread and then eliminate the new thread because there is a thread about it already.View attachment 7201508

Why? I worked so hard on it.

Jannies gonna janny. For what it's worth I thought your writeup was nice and the spergery about AI translation was unwarranted. We've all been using google translate forever.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

In care people were wondering if Karl and his fanbois would be pushing the narrative about the biased judge further...
The Shizo blog now has people in the comments claiming to have proof. Fingers crossed that Karl will use a single anonymous comment on the internet to file an appeal on. The last time he did that it worked out so well for him.




oh and also Billy sued two people who killed themselves, that totally helps their narrative




The more they talk and try to spin this the worse it gets.
I have no idea how to archive a new snapshot of an already archived page on archive.ph, so I used archive.org
Archive of the page with the comments

 

[shoashuffle]

Ya know, I wanna look up that hit piece video on apollo, time to google it.

Oh hey, First post is a reddit thread about it. I guess that makes sense since the video was privated.

Karl's personal tranny attack dog sure loves shilling everything he touches.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Apparently the reason for his son's last name being his Asian wife's is due to him having Daddy issues (who would have guessed).

"Maximus Wong" im fucking crying that is such a fucked up name for a kid