Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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I completely understand why the Minecraft speedrunners Jobst makes his career off the back from feel compelled to cheat with static worlds and shit like that
Runs with set seeds are already a thing in Minecraft. If the speedrunner was concerned with the variance the random seed runs introduce they could just be running in a set seed category. These people would rather cheat instead because in their autismo minds they "deserve" the best time or something equally as retarded. They know exactly what they're doing and there's no excuse for their behavior.
 
Runs with set seeds are already a thing in Minecraft. If the speedrunner was concerned with the variance the random seed runs introduce they could just be running in a set seed category. These people would rather cheat instead because in their autismo minds they "deserve" the best time or something equally as retarded. They know exactly what they're doing and there's no excuse for their behavior.
I don't think I can properly express my disappointment the first time I saw a Minecraft "speedrun" where the runner used a specific seed that started him basically right on top of the final palace and close to the places where you got the items to bring there. He literally just dug straight down, got some shit, and used a glitch with the bed to KO the dragon in one hit.

Boring.
 
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I've seen some talk about speedrunning parodies. This is one of my favorites.

(part 2 and 3 are on the channel, there's only 5 videos so go there for more you absolute lazy nigger)
 
This is a level of pettiness that I haven't seen on the internet in over a decade. I'm all for it.
It is kind of refreshing really. All he is doing is just jabing at him over twitter. No discord gay ops, no overly long winded cancel video. No schizo_catz having a tantrum over a joystick.
I would give him at least 10 years worth of tweeting at Karl gloating, after his cabal of speedtroons tried and failed to pin a body on him.
 

Lolol this is just his starter RV, when the money from jobat start rolling in we gonna see him in a newell in no-time.

Newells are the most insane of RVs. You get them completely custom made and the only limits are the price point. I've seen some who had Italian marble since rich rv owners have absolutely no chill.

They even have their own resort meetups exclusively for newell owners and its always located on some luxury resort so you can meet other millionare, motor home owners...

This is a pre-owned [A] one going for $2.5 mil and I think it would suit Billy perfectly.

That faux, black alligator is just 🤌
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Or he would just design his own. Either way im looking forward to Billy's Rv adventures on Karls dime
 
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