Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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I am calling you that from now on, Karl Yobst.

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Did this bogan really phonebook himself? Might be an old address but still.
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Oh I see now.
He really likes that "wouter" guy speaking of which:
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Egotistical, thinking he's above all:
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No, you are not.
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What?
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Some more family feud. Step dad finds porn on his computer:
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After getting suspended from school for "stealing" food, his Nintendo 64 and Internet access was taken away for a few days, then a month:
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I'll realise there is a big wide world out there that doesn't involve 64. Fat chance of that happening.
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You deserve nothing, Yobst.
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Karl actually being riddled with cancer is surprising, like those black spots on his head are bad news, but I didn't know the extent of Karl being an any% cancer runner.

I also find it interesting that karl was so deluded, he thought his charges would top out at 100k Dollerydoos.

His stepdad tried to stop all of this. Another sad parent, let down by their cow child.

Should have smashed that n64 instead of that like button.
 
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ZipDisk said:
Karl actually being riddled with cancer is surprising,
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Isn't that at least kinda common in Australia with the ozone layer being depleted? Couple that with Karl being white as fuck I don't think it's too much of a shock.

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Ran this through a databreach list and got a couple hits
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Who the hell uses contribute as a password except DSP?
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Who the hell uses contribute as a password except DSP?
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I can neither confirm nor deny if those are actually his passwords since that data comes from an unlabeled aggregate database, but it has been accurate in the past.
Another email that belongs to him, this time sourced from a myspace breach:
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.


I see a janny privated the content on my other post, i'll do that from now on for these.
 
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gagabobo1997 said:
I can neither confirm nor deny if those are actually his passwords since that data comes from an unlabeled aggregate database, but it has been accurate in the past.
Another email that I believe belongs to him, this time sourced from a myspace breach:
This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.


I see a janny privated the content on my other post, i'll do that from now on for these.
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I privated it due to it containing passwords.
 
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Yeah I know those posts are from a teen brain but it's interesting how he's never done anything wrong in any of them. He stole food "But everybody was doing it, I'm a good kid"

Sure reminds me of his "I've done nothing wrong" claims over his trial. Guy just won't accept responsibility for anything he's done. We see it after the trial, it was the judge, his lawyers, etc. It's never his fault.

What a fucking ego.
 
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PauperVita said:
What are the chances that Karl becomes so desperate for a W over Billy he commits apollocide to make Billy the murderer he claimed he was?

Karl it’s not too late to epically own Billy Mitchell!
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With how rattled he is in that discord. We may get a Chris Benoit situation, i certainly would not rule it out. With how committed they are to viewing Billy as the Devil incarnate.
They are autistic and ass mad Billy has got the big win on them, it feels like it might escalate to physical harm.
It is quite grim inside the Karlenbunker Discord.
Cope posts about "Here is how Karl can still win" Rage against the judge and how he is totally part of the Billy grand conspiracy.
 
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FamicomGorby said:
Isn't that at least kinda common in Australia with the ozone layer being depleted? Couple that with Karl being white as fuck I don't think it's too much of a shock.
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It is. There's a few factors that contribute, but its basically a depleted Ozone layer, being near the Equator means sunlight year round, large amount of the population being Euro and a very outdoors lifestyle means Australia has a ridic amount of skin cancer, which can lead to other forms of cancer.

On topic, this has been one of the more incredible falls from grace I've ever seen. Jobst really fucked it up to an amazing degree.
 
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