Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
If she keeps this hoe shit up, DSP is going to end up with a black brother in law lol
Well her Instagram posts are mostly of older white guys but she also has Facebook posts about fucking gang members. Jenna doesn't discriminate when it comes to getting dicked down for money.
 
Beelzebub wants to collect as much man seed as possible so he can summon Bahamut to huff and buff and blow the little pig's house down. Meanwhile Khet probably hasn't even felt the touch of another human in three years.
 
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Ah, no give her a pill and leave her somewhere? Our widdle Pigroach has come such a long way <3

Anyway, it's probably the wuflu. Phil has promised to keep us posted but I fear he may have jumped the shark. The chargebeg saga hasn't been juicy enough to meet his expectations, maybe the writers are finally sending in the undisclosed medical emergency chapters. Of course, suffered by this strange potato lady that may or may not still be around. The timing and the fact that the unprovable maladie is on someone we're not gonna see again, ever, are convenient as fuck, and Phil has tried to float the disease pity arc before with his phantom ear infections.

Hey Phil, if you intend to make this the post ps5/pre christmas filler begging arc, you're gonna have to hand us a creeper shot, and we'll probably be able to tell how pudgy she is now. So you know, we'll laugh at you. Shake things up, writers!
 
I said it in the other thread but it's probably nothing major.

If he gets dismissive and tells us it's none of our business when people get curious, then it's just to stir up drama and attention even if the idiot tweeted about it in the first place.
 
Assuming this isn't just another scam for pitybux after low donations, Phil is in for a rude awakening.

The bankruptcy filing showed us how utterly retarded the government can be but it also gave us hard numbers on how much Phil and Kat spend on healthcare. Phil is on a plan that pays for nothing beyond GP visits and some prescriptions until he's ponied up $6,350. For this privilege he pays $300 a month and change and the plan does not cover Kat - there is nothing that cheap for two people. If his plan is at all like mine the exact list of covered prescriptions will be buried on the company's website and the doctor won't necessarily check this list before writing a script. Kat pays only $15 a month for her healthcare because Fred Meyer's + her union cover some of the premium but this is such a low cost that I'm guessing it is below the Obamacare legal minimum. So she's not getting anything at all here.

Now for a minor PL: A 15-minute visit at a drop-in clinic (go in, doctor says "yep that's a problem, here's a script, please get out without coofing on me") set me back about $160 not counting the prescription. These clinics all "take" your insurance in that they'll send a bill..... but they don't do in network discounts so sending it to insurance just means it counts against her deductible. When I felt really sick last year, three or four hours in the ER (bloodwork + CT scan, doctors' and nurses' time was much less) cost over $2000 despite hitting my deductible + in network rates. If there really isn't a secret bank account Phil hid from the trustee he almost certainly can't afford that.

Phil, since you read this forum: Emergency rooms legally can't deny care even if you owe them money, If you care about Kat half as much as you care about WWE you'll take her there next time instead.
 
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Oh Brazy you be crazy.

Edit: Don't know if the video uploaded, but Jenna looks like she got kicked out of a restaurant, and proceeds to tell the employees she isn't racist, but is in fact a "nigger". Not just any nigger, but a sand-nigger. From Saudi Arabia. You can check it out on her insta story.
 

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Does this brazy mamo chick actually still wears diapers? >,<
Well there have been studies that suggest that taking dicks up the pooper can weaken the butthole muscles and cause fecal incontinence. Now ol' Brazy Mamo here looks like a lady that exclusively takes the biggest blackest dicks into her poop chute at an alarming interval, so it wouldn't be much of a stretch (unlike her asshole) to imagine her backdoor being busted open and unable to contain her bricks.
 
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