First of all: You know how Phil says “mom-Eh-Muh wife!”
How often do you think it happens IRL in front of Khat?
Because I’ll fucking bet you it has happened. It usually happens when he’s a little absentminded and doing two things at the same time, so I’ll guaran-fucking-tee it has happened while he was getting ready to order on Doordash or whatever and went: “What about you mo-eh-Khat?”
Phil and Khat probably just ignored it as the socially awkward autists they are.
The following times Phil probably made an awkward “Tuh-heh-heh, how silly!” Joke out of it, like he tried on stream.
(I know some of you deviants are going to go: “What about in the sack?! You think Phil ever goes ‘IM COOOOMMMING MOOOM!!!’?”
Let’s all agree not to go there, shall we?)
That came from "Subaru Man", not Phil. In his telling one of the things Phil told Kat while they were still just texting/Tweeting to each other was that he had a drinking problem and the support of a good woman i.e. her could help him overcome it. Phil really has not told us much about Kat and almost none of it is the gushy personal stuff that might make gossip-hungry autists like us perk up so anything juicy you hear about her is probably second- or third-hand.
Personally I am skeptical of this claim because Phil stooping that low (even by his standards) seems just too good to be true and the idea that "help me with my drinking problem" is going to attract anybody, especially a woman who looks and acts catatonic, seems even more absurd. That being said we have no way of verifying so this is all just conjecture.
I’ll buy it. Mostly because:
1: Subaruman has no real reason to lie. There was no need to make Phil look like shit considering he already is, and if he wanted to make Phil look extra bad, he could have come up with something more outrageous.
2: Kind of a coincidence that Subaruman brought up a drinking problem, that we just pretty much confirmed exists?
3: Phil himself mentioned “drinking way too much” during his “Muh depression” beg-ments.
4: Let’s not look at this the way a normal person does, but the way an autistic hermit would. Autists like Phil don’t know people, but they know STEREOTYPES, and the “saved by a good woman” one is a powerful one that Phil would know from movies etc.
5: “I need a good woman to save me from Muh drinking! Wouldn’t come across as cringe to Phil. He wouldn’t stop to think “Fuck, it might make her reconsider what mess she’s getting into!” Phil would think it’s romantic and that women are nurturing and caring (like say... A mother!). Since Phil lacks the ability to understand others, he would therefore assume that Khat ALSO think it’s kind of a romantic thing to say.
