Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
So just to keep people in the loop since this happened while the site was having issues, and I don't know if it's going to stay up or go down again.

Phil had his feasting with the KING stream (or impromptu Q&A commentary shit or whatever exquisite words he wants to use to call his usual ramble) and the selection of food that was picked on the poll was Mexican food, nothing particularly interesting stands out at first however you can notice that Phil picked out a lot more meals then usual when he's done these few streams, they mostly just consist of one dish, and I think when he tried Indian Food he also got another one for Kat since apparently she was going to eat later. He decided to pick this deluxe meal, which consists of 5 individual meals, plus extra rice and beans, pulled chicken and nachos (and a Seltzer water as well, bought separately of course but totally not drinking alcohol there Phil hey?). Now, this is an absolute crap ton of food, there is no way this is all just for one person right? Phil's a massive spender when it comes to purchasing food items more then anything else (okay maybe second to gacha) and the fact that his trash accumulates so quickly, including the evidence from the bank leaks show he spends a lot there, backs this claim up, but this seems a lot bigger then it needs to be for just his feasting stream?

Kat is apparently working full time now and she's "working today", we've noticed she's had a shaky work history, and as someone who's always seemed to flip flop between different jobs, not sure if this job will stick for long either. But alright, let's take Phil's word for it for now and see if it holds any water. Oh well I spoke too soon, you can hear from the background noise in the video that Kat who is supposed to be at work based on her full time work schedule, is there in the house...


So this story isn't adding up, and Phil is clearly telling porky pies. Phil claimed that he was speaking to Jasper when he received the food. Now I'm not going to fucking try and defend this angle, but aside from a cat being curious about something smelly like food in the house, you're obviously not going to have full on discussions with your pet (unless you're crazy, he's become a more insular hermit in recent years but he's not that loopy). So with that story not making any sense, the person he was talking to was none other than his dear soulmate. It's interesting how Phil's decided to lie about this fact, he's kept a secret about a problematic family issue potentially involving Kat that was made hush hush a few months ago and the only real tid bit of info we really got was from a short tweet and a pre stream rant about it but no major details were told, but generally when talking about Kat's work life, he has talked about what her schedule for the week roughly is and when she arrives at home after work.

I think it's plain as day that Kat's current predicament is certainly a mystery to some, but it's not that hard to figure out once you read between the lines. She's likely not in a full time working position or is simply in the process of looking for one as he literally just said this is something that has been an issue for her, she would most likely be unemployed as of right now and I think it's more then likely she has been unemployed for a lot longer then Phil has slightly hinted towards, as you also might have noticed, I don't think Phil has been commenting too much about when he expects his wife to come home from work, something that he used to do a lot more.

If you want to see another clip of Phil defending his crazy cat talk angle well here it is.

Edit: it could just be a lot simplier of an explanation as well, It's possible that Phil could just be hamming up this excuse that Kat is always busy busy busy all the time, but dah truth of the matter is that she's actually working part time and has been for a while, and Phil is using this busy "full time" excuse to cover up the fact that she's not shopping with him on his day off together, as that also hasn't been happening as of late.

 
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I think Phil actually does talk to himself. There was a clip where he left the camera on after ending the stream and you heard him just blathering to himself. "Upsy-daisy, up we go! All right."
 
I cannot clearly hear another person's voice, but Phil does sound like he usually does when he speaks to another person, not like I expect him to talk to himself when he thinks he's alone. We've heard how he is with Katherine when he doesn't think anyone else can hear him, and that audio sounds very similar to that, to me. We know it can't be Jasper because Phil clearly doesn't have anything to do with the animal if he can help it. He is straight-up lying about talking to him all the time, we can tell because Phil constantly makes himself look crazy with his lies if you believe them. He cannot tell a convincing one to save his life because he doesn't know normal behavior well enough. Nor is he going to try to, that's too much effort.

Not to mention him talking about Katherine switching places "a million times" is a dead giveaway that Phil is full of shit, because his childish exaggerations quite often come up when he's lying, as we've seen. "Dood, I haven't looked at the chat in like a hundred years!" Combine all that with how he is about his mature adult LARPing, and the way that his fragile ego relies upon covering up ANY indication that Katherine might not actually like Phil very much, and I'm fully willing to believe that she's working less than before, it at all.

What's funny is that this wouldn't even really occur to me if Phil didn't fuck his own narrative by running his mouth like he's prone to doing. He's truly too dumb to realize that being an over-sharing motherfucker doesn't work when you're also a lying-ass motherfucker with tons of shit to hide.
 
Are they plotting a Kat rescue mission?
 

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Found some pics of Kat's dad. Dude has been married 4 times.
 

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Are they plotting a Kat rescue mission?
That really doesn't look like her mom, I could believe she's the mama-san of some parlor she's working out of or something.

They kicked our girl out of her van, wonder what the city did with that cursed thing. It still shows up on google maps. I saw an odd character in the subway, so she might still be hanging out there.
 

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Iirc Jenns is in San Diego now and she's rambling about wanting to do adult baby diaper stuff. She doesn't give a shit about Kat.
 
That really doesn't look like her mom, I could believe she's the mama-san of some parlor she's working out of or something.

They kicked our girl out of her van, wonder what the city did with that cursed thing. It still shows up on google maps. I saw an odd character in the subway, so she might still be hanging out there.
Because it isn't her mom. Mom was wife #1. That's wife #4
 
Sorry to double post, but I finally watched a bit of LWO's Kat TIHYDP Horizon Zero Dawn and I've changed my tune. I think Kat and DSP are actual soulmates.

Both have truly atrocious, braindead commentary, are unbelievably unfunny (despite laughing at their own jokes every time they make one!), are terrible at games, and miss clearly obvious game markings. If you haven't seen Kat stumped by an obvious zipline rope that is marked in neon fucking yellow like every other man made climable in the game you should watch it because by the end her only acceptible excuse would be her coming out and saying she's benzoed out. They're both generally oblivious to the story that's going on. For some reason they both choose the worst imaginable set up for streaming, the only two people who seem to think that having a screen for reading chat as far from the gameplay screen as their room will allow is a great idea. They both constantly resort to cheesing bosses they can't beat instead of using the actual intended gameplay mechanics (seriously, Kat resorting to unreachable cheesing the fucking sawtooth "boss" in Horizon is truly exceptional). Kat went immediately to the "I must be underleveled" excuse numerous times on deaths from her garbage gameplay.

They truly are soulmates, DSP was right.
 
she wont truly be dsp's soulmate until she grows a dick.
Or he just used some of OIC's tips to purchase a huge strap-on.

Anyways, the recent talk of Leanna being interviewed, whether she was paid off to remain silent etc, made me want to compare a couch video with Leanna and Phil to a couch video with Kat and Phil.

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For majority of the Leanna video she's all over Phil, her tits are almost out (she even almost flashes her crotch several times getting up and down). It's blatantly obvious she liked Phil a lot and brings a lot of energy. Meanwhile, in the one with Kat, she's frowning almost the whole time, glaring at chat, leaning away from Phil, looking miserable. In the other Kat stream she's so tense she explodes Phil's stressball. 😬
 
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