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Apologies for the double post. Wasn't sure if this has ever been posted but it gave me a good chuckle with the Girl Geek™ vibes.
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Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna
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At first glance this photo kinda gives off a "I'm not like other girls" type vibe with Kat. But from what we've seen from the way she conducts herself, she gives off a bit of a slow minded, or an insular impression?Apologies for the double post. Wasn't sure if this has ever been posted but it gave me a good chuckle with the Girl Geek™ vibes.
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Those lets plays she's done in the past on her channel are just really stand out examples of her trying to be an engaging and entertaining streamer, and failing pretty badly at it, in comparison it makes Phil look like a competent streamer.
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Oh yeah she's definitely awkward and insular.
Also she has photos of katanas she owns on her Instagram account. DBZ meme shirt, katanas, Tokyo Ghoul boxset, her location set to 'Japan' on her Twitter. Phil married a fucking basicbitch weeb.
Also she has photos of katanas she owns on her Instagram account. DBZ meme shirt, katanas, Tokyo Ghoul boxset, her location set to 'Japan' on her Twitter. Phil married a fucking basicbitch weeb.
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I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN AGES!
I'd just like to say how I still feel it is totally fucking bizarre that any woman would pick up their whole life and leave to be with a guy that has a post like this on his Instagram
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This is probably my favorite Instagram post of Phil ever ... Just hilarious (for all the wrong reasons)
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Mine are the time around when we suspect he and Kat first started talking. Some of the pics he took of himself are fucking HILARIOUS in retrospect when you imagine he was posting these for Kat to see. This nigga was FEELIN himself
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And of course that post of his includes him bitching about the bald comments, trying to act like it makes him laugh when everyone knows it makes him seethe instead.
He did the exact same kind of rant about the fat comments, talking about it being based on how he "used to" look, saying he's "almost skinny" now. Glossing over the fact that 1) no he isn't, 2) he doesn't lift up his shirt, and 3) if he's that close, why not complete the process?
Was trying to excuse himself from going to the gym with that rant, and all he did was raise it as even more of a question. lol
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One of his funniest comments.
He thinks having muscle deterioration due to inactivity while also being fat is something to brag about. He has a DoorDash gut, a Hank Hill ass and stick insect limbs.
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People are so caught up in their own negativity of Phil that they'll die before they admit that hey maybe Leanna was obnoxious because she was 18, and maybe it took her longer develop because her main developmental influence post 18 was someone who was also obnoxious.
I know retard here like to parrot "people don't change!!!!"( and I genuinely believe they believe that because they're trapped in terminally online stagnation ) but I have a damn near entirely different personality than I had when I was 18. If people put in effort at all they don't remain the same person their entire lives. Normies do new things think in new ways and eventually act different.
I also think people memory hole that when Leanna and Phil met Phil was a normal looking, albiet fat, dude with what was, at the time, a unique and interesting job and similar interests as her. People project too much onto her when we've seen footage of her showing genuine interest in Phil. Like she probably wasn't a golddigger, she was just a dumbass, if she had been she'd still be with him. 6 figures is definitely more than she makes now and she's working anyway so why wouldn't she take the ride?
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So......I never saw a comment on it and have to assume it was never mentioned. Fascinating how dst affects a manbaby shut in but not the wife that allegedly actually works.
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This is kind of what I was getting at, Leanna was so young when she came across Phil that I just can't put much stock in any of her annoying behavior, since she left after a few years and didn't turn into female DSP. But living with him probably had an effect nonetheless, we just don't know what, and it doesn't really matter. Not unless she develops a gacha addiction, starts hating everybody, and obsesses over being loved by them in spite of that contempt.
And honestly, I get way more out of bothering Phil with talk of Leanna then I do in discussing her for any other reason. You just know that as soon as she comes up, he bolts.
Good catch, though it's plausible that Phil is just being a self-centered dickhead like always, and/or Katherine never gripes about it either from generally not talking to him or being less of a baby than he is. He COULD have used that as a moment to go "See, she's still in the picture guys!", but obviously he doesn't catch all of those, in spite of it being important to him, especially in moments of him being all nonsensically emotional like that.
I mean I don't see how he would notice its effect otherwise, they clearly barely see each other, and it's not like when her schedule supposedly changes in ways that somehow irritate his autism. BTW, I really do not get that, because what does Phil have to hide from Katherine that she would actually catch him doing? I HAVE to assume that's what it is, because he's Phil. If they barely interact, that gives him the best excuse ever to feel absolutely nothing from her coming and going. He would love that, unless he had some other reason to be worried about her suddenly being home when he wasn't expecting her.
Then again, we do have that clip of him thinking they had an intruder because she came home early, so maybe it's just that he really is that afraid of ANYTHING out of the ordinary because his mind goes right to the worst possible explanation. Imagine living like that because you gave people on the internet so many reasons to laugh at and dislike you...
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Don't forget he feigned outrage she allegedly had to work during corona not to mention he has to keep throwing out 'my wife' every 2 seconds over the littlest things.
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If all he needs is that thin shirt to stay warm it can't be that fucking cold.
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That's why I don't put much stock in him failing to mention it, because he's not THAT adept at exploiting every possible opportunity to really sell it. Like I said, I believe his gripes about her work schedule changing enough to irritate him, because the emotions there look real, and his bitching isn't about her. Nor was it with the covid situation, it was about him grandstanding, just like he did with his "Be nice!" tweet about retail workers under stress. That wasn't feigned concern, it was him acting like he was better than other people when he knows damn well what his REAL attitude is towards such people.
And so to it was recently, with him caring that he had to "get up earlier", thinking nothing of Katherine and her job, since it had no ability to impact him, and he wasn't thinking about mentioning her, or had any chance to act holier-than-thou. I mean when does he ever think to pretend to have real empathy for anyone? It's always about him, looking like he's better than others.
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He looks like a Wookie under it though.
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Well that's always been the joke that DSP doesn't get. Every stream it's "muh wife" and "my family" but they never spend time together, she hasn't been seen (even in a photo) in years, and he makes well over $100,000 a year but wouldn't even take her on a honeymoon much less a vacation since. She's literally the only human being in his life, allegedly she made his life complete (along with their cat-son) but yet Phil portrays her as nothing more than a part-time maid he has DoorDash with and occasionally watches play Skyrim.
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I would argue that she is his perfect wife for all the reasons you mention. Phil is just a selfish and emotionally stunted manchild. You're judging him by the standards of a normal human being who wants someone they love to make memories and grow old with. Phil wants to drink gin, gamba, and point out his very successful adult life to his paypigs.
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Though there is the caveat of her absence, which I doubt very much is what Phil had in mind. I mean she goes so much out of her way to appear nonexistent that no matter what accidentally happens, the thought of her having been gone for years just cannot be killed off, because it still isn't enough.
Think about that. Not even the unintended hints of her presence make it 100% clear that Katherine still lives there. I'm not thinking she moved out, I'm saying that that is one serious level of dedication to being a fucking ghost to Phil's audience. Imagine what Phil must think of that, the guy who behaved the way he did with her on stream. The guy who prodded her into a kiss then smirked for the camera in the douchiest way.
All it would take to shut down this talk, that he hates, is to post at least one fucking photo of them together and, apparently, he doesn't get to do it. Ever. He has to just put up with the inability to shove any evidence in our faces, and get dunked on for his bullshit stories.
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It's possible that Kat herself doesn't want any unnecessary attention fixated on herself because that's just her personality, she doesn't seem to be a very extroverted in the slightest, those reveal and Halloween streams seemed to me that Phil wanted to bragg that he had "loving" wife that wanted to play dress up with him (yeah totally something a mature adult would do) you could tell she really didn't want to be there.
We have only had the slimmest amount of proof suggesting she still lives with him if you actually look at any given evidence not from the Pig's mouth, mostly being those enhanced audio clips where you can hear them boasting about the Mexican food, so I don't blame people who think in particular that she's actually not in the snort fort anymore, because she really is like a ghost to us, and is hardily a part of Phil's life from what we can gather, except for one day of the week if you take Phil's word for it, and even then she's apparently not going out with him on his days off to eat and get groceries anymore.
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It is possible, just seems unlikely given that, as you note, she doesn't seem interested in being around Phil either. That matters, because Phil is used to living with a woman who makes it obvious she's there, and Leanna clearly actually spent time with Phil off-camera. If that had been a similar relationship, she wouldn't have had any complaints about not getting any dick. When Phil gets used to something, he doesn't budge from it ever again. I don't think he actually wanted a roommate arrangement, he baited Katherine with talk of being depressed and drinking heavily, and knew next to nothing about her. It's hard for me to picture him having some master plan that worked out beautifully, besides all that, because he's Phil. His grifting only works because of luck.
And Kat didn't come off on stream like she knew the deal, either. So either she learned otherwise and wasn't happy, or there never was a secret plan to begin with, and she still got sick of him. After all this time following his failures, I don't think he learned anything from being dumped. I don't think he made any adjustments or was more discerning in his selection. I think he found some other girl, picked the first one who would talk to him so much, and, through no effort on his own, wound up with one who needed him enough that pulling a Leanna was highly unlikely.
Which I don't think he's even aware of, either. He seems far more prone to just hoping for the best, or assuming nothing bad will happen. If he could so skillfully pick out the perfect Leanna replacement, he just wouldn't be Phil, to me.