Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Iron Hamster]

you know there's a higher than zero chance Kat reads the farms.

Of course she reads here......................................to find out what phail is saying about her.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

If Katherine has ever read this place, she has to be legit cucking Phil by now. I don't care how dumb you are, there's no way you could read here, live with the pigroach, and NOT arrive at the conclusion, and sufficient motivation, to do whatever you damn well please. Including bring some bull around that Phil will just tolerate.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

you know there's a higher than zero chance Kat reads the farms.
phils mouth probably mentions it constantly
also what else is there for kat to do all day?
all we know for sure is that she works for 20ish hours a week and goes home to play her switch.
she doesn't have any social media, but she has used it in the past, so she probably has a secret alt account or browses in secret. not a secret farms account, but likely a secret twitter or Instagram.
as for her farms spectating. remember that its unlikely she plays skyrim 8 hours a day. so she probably uses the internet as well, likely on her phone or a laptop.
kat if you're reading this, know that phil is a slowly sinking ship.
just because he has an 11ish year beggacy doesn't mean its going to last very long
i'd say phils done before his 20th year, so plan an escape.

I'm fairly positive she probably has like a Snapchat or something that she uses with work friends. No way a white-trash lady in her 30's can stay away from any social media.

 

[Iron Father]

If Katherine has ever read this place, she has to be legit cucking Phil by now. I don't care how dumb you are, there's no way you could read here, live with the pigroach, and NOT arrive at the conclusion, and sufficient motivation, to do whatever you damn well please. Including bring some bull around that Phil will just tolerate.

Why are we all assuming Kat has a Panda sex drive?

A bull would just get in the way of her Skyrim couch time.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

you know there's a higher than zero chance Kat reads the farms.
phils mouth probably mentions it constantly
also what else is there for kat to do all day?
all we know for sure is that she works for 20ish hours a week and goes home to play her switch.
she doesn't have any social media, but she has used it in the past, so she probably has a secret alt account or browses in secret. not a secret farms account, but likely a secret twitter or Instagram.
as for her farms spectating. remember that its unlikely she plays skyrim 8 hours a day. so she probably uses the internet as well, likely on her phone or a laptop.
kat if you're reading this, know that phil is a slowly sinking ship.
just because he has an 11ish year beggacy doesn't mean its going to last very long
i'd say phils done before his 20th year, so plan an escape.

I'd actually be surprised if she knew about Kiwifarms at all. We're not exactly the biggest site in the world. I could see Phil ranting about the stuff we say, but I don't know if he'd name drop the site directly. Given Khet's apparent penchant for simply staring at stuff, I think she'd be too overwhelmed to try and keep up with any threads.

I do agree that she has social media accounts, and she's at least smarter than DSP in the sense she doesn't call them TheyCallMeKhet. I bet she only follows a handful of people and doesn't engage much, maybe people from her old home and a couple of work acquaintances.

As for her not playing skyrim 8 hours a day...eh, I'd buy it. I know we only have Phil who is very much an unreliable narrator to go off of, but nobody has found proof of her having any real interests or hobbies outside of gaming and being a weeb. We know she isn't going out and doing things with Phil, and I can't imagine her going out on her own and doing things in Seattle.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'd actually be surprised if she knew about Kiwifarms at all. We're not exactly the biggest site in the world. I could see Phil ranting about the stuff we say, but I don't know if he'd name drop the site directly. Given Khet's apparent penchant for simply staring at stuff, I think she'd be too overwhelmed to try and keep up with any threads.

I do agree that she has social media accounts, and she's at least smarter than DSP in the sense she doesn't call them TheyCallMeKhet. I bet she only follows a handful of people and doesn't engage much, maybe people from her old home and a couple of work acquaintances.

As for her not playing skyrim 8 hours a day...eh, I'd buy it. I know we only have Phil who is very much an unreliable narrator to go off of, but nobody has found proof of her having any real interests or hobbies outside of gaming and being a weeb. We know she isn't going out and doing things with Phil, and I can't imagine her going out on her own and doing things in Seattle.

The most damning evidence that she reads about herself online is from her first appearance on Phil's stream. She says she is fully aware that people are saying she looks like a horse.

She was either reading the farms where the horse meme originated or maybe she saw it on Reddit. I don't know anywhere else she would see memes that said she looks like a horse.

 

[Iron Father]

TheyCallMeKhet

Spoiler

Sorry my brain just short-circuited. Holy shit that caught me off-guard.

The most damning evidence that she reads about herself online is from her first appearance on Phil's stream. She says she is fully aware that people are saying she looks like a horse.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EIyg0vykY94:717
She was either reading the farms where the horse meme originated or maybe she saw it on Reddit. I don't know anywhere else she would see memes that said she looks like a horse.

Maybe Phil dropped the horse comparisons on her?

"My asshole haters call me a pigroach and they call you a horse mo-uh I mean honey!" [duhuhu snort]



Edit: combined my two posts.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

The most damning evidence that she reads about herself online is from her first appearance on Phil's stream. She says she is fully aware that people are saying she looks like a horse.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EIyg0vykY94:717
She was either reading the farms where the horse meme originated or maybe she saw it on Reddit. I don't know anywhere else she would see memes that said she looks like a horse.

The best part is she says "I'm well aware of that!" like she is agreeing about looking like a horse.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

The most damning evidence that she reads about herself online is from her first appearance on Phil's stream. She says she is fully aware that people are saying she looks like a horse.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EIyg0vykY94:717
She was either reading the farms where the horse meme originated or maybe she saw it on Reddit. I don't know anywhere else she would see memes that said she looks like a horse.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was being spammed in Phil's chat. Even now, we still get people who "troll" Phil by superchatting/subbing with those truly original and witty joke accounts.

It'd be mildly interest if she did read the thread. Well, as interesting as things with Khet can really get. I guess it wouldn't change that much. Given that even Phil's dentheads seem to recognize he lies about his finances, I don't know if she's living in delusion about how much money he has in his account. I've always thought that, as long as they aren't kicked out of the condo and can reliably order Door Dash, she'll be content.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

The chat was where her traumatic past got brought up and it upset her, so yeah, it's not hard to picture them calling her a horse as well.

That doesn't rule out the possibility of her finding the Farms, though. Phil may not have name-dropped us in conversation, but he has done it while streaming numerous times, and who knows what she has overheard. Even with him showing signs of not liking a situation wherein she comes home early, easily attributable to him being afraid to say certain things once she is home.

And let's not forget the fact that Katherine clearly avoids old Grumplestiltskin. Just because she's content with her living situation for now, doesn't mean she's content to be ignorant of how much better it would be if her husband weren't the actual retard in their home. I don't believe those stories of his for a second, and he's way too much of a coward to tell them, true or no, unless he thinks Katherine doesn't watch the streams in any way.

There's going to be a reason he thinks it's safe to make her look stupid in front of the audience that already triggered her with talk of exorcisms and called her a horse.

 

[Iron Hamster]

clearly avoids old Grumplestiltskin.

lol. how long have you been waiting to drop that one? hilarious

 

[TheGoutburglar]

lol. how long have you been waiting to drop that one? hilarious

Thought of it last night while talking to somebody about old faerie tales. Reminded me of how Phil could've stood to learn lessons from them.

 

[strandedcastaway]

How could she NOT know about this place? Phil complains endlessly about detractors and what people are saying about him online. Wouldn't at some point in the last 1000 days Kat have then asked, "Where did you read that?" or "Where did they say that?" I doubt she could handle coming here much but she has to know we exist.

 

[Iron Father]

And let's not forget the fact that Katherine clearly avoids old Grumplestiltskin.

You make a lot of big claims.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

How could she NOT know about this place? Phil complains endlessly about detractors and what people are saying about him online. Wouldn't at some point in the last 1000 days Kat have then asked, "Where did you read that?" or "Where did they say that?" I doubt she could handle coming here much but she has to know we exist.

Given the amount of stories (and a few stream examples) that involve Khet staring blankly while something happens, I don't think it's a stretch to say she isn't pressing for more details. I also don't think Phil and Khet talk all that much to begin with. Even if Phil is complaining to her about detractors, asking where they're saying it is kinda odd. Like, if my friend told me someone was saying shit about him online, I'd be more inclined to ask what they were saying, not where it was being said. And I mean, if they're a streamer, I'd just assume it was being said in their chat. But usually in situations like that, you focus more on what is being said, giving platitudes like "it isn't true" or "they're just jealous". You'd only ask where it was being said if you intended to go in and defend the person, and Khet sure as hell isn't leaping to Phil's defense.

I also think there are a few other likely culprits. I don't think it's a stretch to say that for most people, if they hear about something dumb being said online, they're going to think reddit/twitter/facebook/discord. It's not like this is the only place online where people shit on Phil.

 

[Iron Father]

She probably knows what Kiwi Farms is, but has been primed into oblivion to completely dismiss this place.

Stream chat calling her ugly caused her to completely remove herself from anything Phil does online, so if she learned that Kiwi Farmers also call her ugly/horse/fat there's no way in hell she's coming here.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

You make a lot of big claims.

I feel comfortable standing by this one, with how retarded the made-up stories are. Lumpy doesn't want to hang with her any more than he really wanted to with Leanna, but he has something to gain if they play pretend, and she doesn't appear to cooperate there. He's not the kind to just take it when people call bullshit, so he wants more to work with. The fact that he can't get it, says something is amiss. I'm not ready to believe she moved out years ago, so....

 

[Iron Father]

I feel comfortable standing by this one, with how retarded the made-up stories are.

Which made-up stories are evidence she avoids him? Never wanting to "run errands" anymore is something. Anything else?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Which made-up stories are evidence she avoids him? Never wanting to "run errands" anymore is something. Anything else?

Every single one of them sounds stupid enough for me to call them bullshit, especially the ones where she supposedly just stands there and stares. Phil is a gigantic pussy, and I'm expected to believe he would bad-mouth his wife like that when she has the opportunity to find out later? I can barely swallow that he makes it all up, with the possibility of it biting him in the ass later. Especially if she's as much of a whip-cracker as some others think. No, he only does that because it's bullshit, she doesn't watch his streams, and she's not going to learn of it otherwise.

Not to mention last Black Friday, the description of which may as well just be a photo of Jeff Goldblum looking at triceratops shit. Or the times he talks about how he "spends time" with her by simply sitting in the same room while she plays Skyrim and seemingly ignores him. They never do anything you can picture two peas in a pod doing. Not even in THEIR context. When does he ever mention them doing a movie marathon? He apparently used to do that with Leanna, I know that because she told everybody he cried at the end of Scrooged. How about showing her some classic wrestling moments? He pretends he doesn't watch it NOW, remember. He's not acting like he doesn't like it AT ALL anymore. Enjoying the Mankind vs Undertaker match at Hell in the Cell, or Hulk Hogan beating Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania III, should be on the table. But he doesn't even think to make that up.

And don't even get me started on the complete absence of two supposed gamers ever doing some co-op. Ever. No Mario Kart, no Halo, no fucking Street Fighter even. Doesn't even think to make that up either. It's just him occupying the same room while she plays umodded Skyrim for some ungodly reason.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Every single one of them sounds stupid enough for me to call them bullshit, especially the ones where she supposedly just stands there and stares. Phil is a gigantic pussy, and I'm expected to believe he would bad-mouth his wife like that when she has the opportunity to find out later? I can barely swallow that he makes it all up, with the possibility of it biting him in the ass later. Especially if she's as much of a whip-cracker as some others think. No, he only does that because it's bullshit, she doesn't watch his streams, and she's not going to learn of it otherwise.

Not to mention last Black Friday, the description of which may as well just be a photo of Jeff Goldblum looking at triceratops shit. Or the times he talks about how he "spends time" with her by simply sitting in the same room while she plays Skyrim and seemingly ignores him. They never do anything you can picture two peas in a pod doing. Not even in THEIR context. When does he ever mention them doing a movie marathon? He apparently used to do that with Leanna, I know that because she told everybody he cried at the end of Scrooged. How about showing her some classic wrestling moments? He pretends he doesn't watch it NOW, remember. He's not acting like he doesn't like it AT ALL anymore. Enjoying the Mankind vs Undertaker match at Hell in the Cell, or Hulk Hogan beating Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania III, should be on the table. But he doesn't even think to make that up.

And don't even get me started on the complete absence of two supposed gamers ever doing some co-op. Ever. No Mario Kart, no Halo, no fucking Street Fighter even. Doesn't even think to make that up either. It's just him occupying the same room while she plays umodded Skyrim for some ungodly reason.

Just adding onto this, but when would they even have time to do stuff together? Not in the morning, Phil rolls out of bed and stumbles into the streaming office. They probably have dinner during the break, but we've also seen Phil's champion account active right when the stream ends, so even if they are together, I can't imagine they're having meaningful conversations or anything. Then he's back on the stream. Might spend some time together after the evening stream, but again, not exactly a lot of time for substantial interactions. It sounds like they sometimes watch a YouTuber together, that's something I guess. And given he's prowling twitter at 2 in the morning, I'm guessing there aren't any late night conversations between the two of them.

Now that doesn't necessarily mean she's outright avoiding him, but at the very least, I think it shows she's not going out of her way to spend time with him. It might not seem like much, but the fact she's apparently staying in during Phil's day out is very telling. Again, it's probably not malicious on her part, I doubt she gives it much thought at all, but her choosing not to even go grocery shopping with him for an hour isn't an indicator of a healthy relationship.

Phil is also really, really bad at verbally hiding stuff. I could believe Khet doesn't want him posting pictures of them together and maybe she even asks him not to talk about her, but this is Phil we're talking about. I think if they were legitimately doing stuff together, he'd slip up more and say things like "Khet and I watched X." That's why the few times he does mention they were actively doing stuff together really stands out. Well, that and the stuff is always pretty weird, like listening to gaming music or watching LPs. Or more normal examples, when he repeats Khet's complaints about her job. If those were happening more frequently, I'd use those as examples that they are spending time together, but they're so few and far between it makes it seem like it's (for Phil) a monumental event that is worth noting. It's one of the side effects of having a hermit lifestyle, it's so easy to tell when something outside the norm happens because Phil will bring it up and make it seem like it was a significant thing because, to him, it really is.