Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Brownshirt Freshman said:
How this debate is still going is absurd but I guess that's what happens when you're talking about the least transparent person in history. She doesn't have a job nor family or friends and is in one of the most expensive cities in America. She can't divorce him even if she wanted to. Phil has just reduced his entire world to what's in his office because he's insanely paranoid. Kat is there, just in her room playing skyrim every day.
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Agree with everything except the last part. I fully believe that she's got her console in their main living room.

If she was in her office, she could just close her own door to muffle the autistic screeching coming from Phil's office. She doesn't have that option in the living room, it's all open, hence she demands cuckboy closes his own door.
 
I agree that the real reason Phil has to leave his door closed is because Kat is in the living room and doesn't want to hear him.

But I also think the reason he never let's Jasper in the room is because him and the cat probably hate each other.
 
If Phil gets his $50k, I'm looking forward to the moment where he doesn't say anything indicating Kat knows about the money. We all know that she won't, I just want to enjoy watching Phil address the topic without mentioning Kat in any way.

Even better if he tries to memory-hole the money completely, because even his chat isn't going to let him slide on that one. That's way too much cash all at once for a supposed struggle-streamer to just sweep under the rug, like it's not life-changing, or means nothing for his streams.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
If Phil gets his $50k, I'm looking forward to the moment where he doesn't say anything indicating Kat knows about the money. We all know that she won't, I just want to enjoy watching Phil address the topic without mentioning Kat in any way.

Even better if he tries to memory-hole the money completely, because even his chat isn't going to let him slide on that one. That's way too much cash all at once for a supposed struggle-streamer to just sweep under the rug, like it's not life-changing, or means nothing for his streams.
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You think Khet would force him to use some of that money on an actual honeymoon/vacation?
 
DownwardFowl said:
You think Khet would force him to use some of that money on an actual honeymoon/vacation?
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Not if Phil constantly tells her the same kind of shit he tells the public, because his narrative dictates that that kind of money, all at once, absolutely must be put towards paying bills only, for as long as it lasts. That's why I want him to get it, I want to watch him squirm from being grilled about how he's totally set for awhile and doesn't need those tips right now. Because according to his narrative, suddenly having $50k in his bank account means exactly that: he's finally in the spot he implies he needs to be in order to stop harping on needing every single form of income his fans have available to support him with.

Phil can memory-hole making almost as much throughout a vest streak, he can't do it here, with being handed a check that big, that EVERYONE knows about. He also can't afford to turn it down, because, since everyone knows the amount, his narrative dictates that he really needs that money. His lies, if you believe them, mean that that cash would be life-changing. He's going to need one hell of a good bullshit story to justify declining it.

We owe Keemstar a thank you, no matter how this ends, him being public about it just guaranteed some serious discomfort for the pigroach. That's why Phil wants emails all the time, they keep things private from his perspective and allow him to not be put on the spot. Not a fast-thinker, after all, and definitely not honest.

This is how you troll Phil using money, not a mobile gaming account that looks like it's his.
 
DownwardFowl said:
You think Khet would force him to use some of that money on an actual honeymoon/vacation?
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No. I don't think she wants to deal with him any more than she has to. I think it's a marriage of convivence for her. I don't think she cares. I highly doubt they sleep in the same bed, honestly, let alone sex. They probably peck eachother on the cheek if she has to leave.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
Maybe he'd take her retarded ass to the zoo and buy her tacos for lunch. That's about it.
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Kat's pretty dumb, but she did somehow manage to outsmart the pig.

She moved her Playstation downstairs with a big comfy couch, big screen TV, surround sound, a cool breeze blowing through the house, the fridge and bathroom (and liquor cabinet) are right there. Meanwhile Phil sits on his piece of shit chair in his dusty cramped office sweating his pools of sweat squinting at his TV at a weird angle.

Downstairs is where Phil should have been streaming all along. Fucking idiot. His "job" could have been so much more comfortable. He could have set up his props behind him.

I bet the only reason he has an office is because he can write it off as a business expense.
 
I just assumed Phil moved to an office to feel superior. He used to use his living room when he first moved to this condo, didn't he? That didn't look like his office in the last Leanna stream. Would be pretty funny for that trait of his to bite him in the ass, as his roommate makes themselves at home in his living room, instead of confining themselves to their own office.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Kat's pretty dumb, but she did somehow manage to outsmart the pig.

She moved her Playstation downstairs with a big comfy couch, big screen TV, surround sound, a cool breeze blowing through the house, the fridge and bathroom (and liquor cabinet) are right there. Meanwhile Phil sits on his piece of shit chair in his dusty cramped office sweating his pools of sweat squinting at his TV at a weird angle.

Downstairs is where Phil should have been streaming all along. Fucking idiot. His "job" could have been so much more comfortable. He could have set up his props behind him.

I bet the only reason he has an office is because he can write it off as a business expense.
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Yeah it's no doubt she has got him whipped. She's going to be the last woman that he will ever see again in his life so he will do whatever to please her. He's going as far to not even look at any hint of a sexualization of a female videogame favor because she comes off as the insane jealous type.

I'm guessing she got sick of her tiny ass slave commons because it got overrun by random katanas, some Jpop-stan posters littered on the walls, anime figures and relocated her time to being where its more open, and farther away from the hyena's den. We are what, year 3-4 of a marriage? Yeah it's been piled up with some sort of spinster/cat woman aesthetics by this point to make it more lively since.
 
TheGoutburglar said:
I just assumed Phil moved to an office to feel superior. He used to use his living room when he first moved to this condo, didn't he? That didn't look like his office in the last Leanna stream. Would be pretty funny for that trait of his to bite him in the ass, as his roommate makes themselves at home in his living room, instead of confining themselves to their own office.
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Maybe so he can hide his constant begging from his SoulMom. If she actually gives a shit about where his income is coming from.
 
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