Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Fascist Frederick]

Katherine Burnell, should be off limits. She's married to the lolcow and isn't the lolcow herself. She intentionally avoids his "content" and doesn't involve herself in any form of it 99% of the time.

Beyond that, I know there will be people here telling me off and that they can troll whoever they want. Okay, but are there no limits?

Can someone enlighten me why she should be trolled, harassed, laughed at, etc.?

Can you imagine being married to Phil? Isn't that punishment enough?

You were wrong about the imminent divorce so I'm going to assume you are 100% wrong on all things Kat related, and therefore Katherine Burnell should be the primary target, and no, there are no limits.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

With all the crap Phil blames her for and the stuff he does, I 80% believe it's just his fucking dumb ass doing most of it. The guy that blames everyone else for their problems. I can totally see Phil putting sour cream on french toast because he doesn't check to look or do a taste test beforehand on some doordash cup with no label.

A lot of this just feels like fabrication and they dont talk as much he claims. Bitch probably got sick of going to pet smart once a week with this obnoxious dude and hunkers down to play videogames all day. The only interaction we have seen them have after she stopped showing up on stream was him coming to her with water on his pants and her saying "I DONT CARE."

I remember he told a story of him staring at her and she goes "WHAT?"(like what are you looking at?) and Phil creepily explains

"What? You're beautiful, thats why I married you! I mean one of the reasons! And she got all excited!"

I don't know where I'm going with this. Maybe this bitch isn't as stupid as she seems and resents the dude.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

With all the crap Phil blames her for and the stuff he does, I 80% believe it's just his fucking dumb ass doing most of it. The guy that blames everyone else for their problems. I can totally see Phil putting sour cream on french toast because he doesn't check to look or do a taste test beforehand on some doordash cup with no label.

A lot of this just feels like fabrication and they dont talk as much he claims. Bitch probably got sick of going to pet smart once a week with this obnoxious dude and hunkers down to play videogames all day. The only interaction we have seen them have after she stopped showing up on stream was him coming to her with water on his pants and her saying "I DONT CARE."

I remember he told a story of him staring at her and she goes "WHAT?"(like what are you looking at?) and Phil creepily explains

"What? You're beautiful, thats why I married you! I mean one of the reasons! And she got all excited!"

I don't know where I'm going with this. Maybe this bitch isn't as stupid as she seems and resents the dude.

"I DON'T CARE" is pure speculation and audio pareidolia (personal, I think she's saying "towel is right there" in that part) that audio is so faint and non-intelligible that you can't 100% understand what she's saying.

 

[Draventren the Squeakuel]

Katherine Burnell, should be off limits. She's married to the lolcow and isn't the lolcow herself. She intentionally avoids his "content" and doesn't involve herself in any form of it 99% of the time.

Beyond that, I know there will be people here telling me off and that they can troll whoever they want. Okay, but are there no limits?

Can someone enlighten me why she should be trolled, harassed, laughed at, etc.?

Can you imagine being married to Phil? Isn't that punishment enough?

She's not going to fuck you, dude.

As for the Kat and the limits of trolling: what trolling? She's the butt of jokes here because as has been said numerous times here, Phil makes her sound like a massive retard. Thats funny, we will make jokes about it because it is funny. Outside of people saying mean things about her - on a forum she doesn't have to visit, or on a stream you yourself points out she doesn't involve herself with - what harassment, or trolling is being done? All I can think of is some pretty light mockery the few times she was on, which is par for the course for anyone doing anything publicly.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

She's not going to fuck you, dude.

As for the Kat and the limits of trolling: what trolling? She's the butt of jokes here because as has been said numerous times here, Phil makes her sound like a massive retard. Thats funny, we will make jokes about it because it is funny. Outside of people saying mean things about her - on a forum she doesn't have to visit, or on a stream you yourself points out she doesn't involve herself with - what harassment, or trolling is being done? All I can think of is some pretty light mockery the few times she was on, which is par for the course for anyone doing anything publicly.

Isn't making false claims of divorce considered trolling? Isn't saying Kat is cheating on Phil and going to get a divorce more harmful than saying that she is fat? She IS fat, that's a fact. The divorce is a lie. So @ZeroCool is fine with spreading lies but saying Kat is bad at eye makeup and she's fat is crossing the line. Okay.

 

[Chernabog3000]

doesn't involve herself in any form of it 99% of the time.

Don't care. That 1% is enough. Not saying irl faggotry should be perpetrated on her. Anything else tho seems fair game. She chose to appear on the few streams she did. Phil chooses to talk about her everyday. In a perfect world, pig would have montezied her just like everyone else in his life.

People have an expectation to privacy for sure but you kinda forgoe that when you attached yourself to a man so infamous. I don't think Katherine Burnell deserves this. I do think though that any women married to a man whose frequently encouraged to get a job via crowd signs at wrestlmania, doesn't care that people congregate to talk shit about her, at least at this point.

Phil cares cause its $ob $tory. Katherine isn't crying. Not even downstairs.

 

[SauceRyuKen]

As Skippy said:

"What? You're beautiful, thats why I married you! I mean one of the reasons! And she got all excited!"

That is a direct quote. Phil married Kat because of her trailer park princess looks. As for us shitting on Khet, sure. I'm not one to think of the poor, poor children in the first place, but this woman is a gold digging, serial cheating, courthouse appearing, demon slaying lady. At the very best she's a silent partner who looks the other way regarding Phil's scams and heats up his hungrymans, at worst she's an active part in his retard fleecing. She did come up with the idea for the bubble blow. Her old streams show that the lights are on but no one's home.

It is true that a lot of it is because Phil was selling her to us like she was a literal swimsuit model. She was so hot, he was very lucky to have landed her, she had a rahckin' bahdy, all that shit. Then she makes her grand appaearance, this awkward, touch-averse, demonic raccoon-horse creature with mighty chompers, manly shoulders and jawline, and a makeup worthy of Homer's Shotgun... Dressed in a nighty... Well, there was obviously going to be ridicule. Not only that, but she came with a deep backstory and a stress ball spergout. Next time she appears she's becoming a chunky horse and she bails because of Tevin, supposedly. And the candid shot in the car shows she's ballooned up. I say this a lot, but they have a wedding picture where they pucker kiss, for fuck's sakes. If he said she was homely but he loved her all the same, no one would have LOL'd and LMAO'd at him.

She's a beard for a quite possibly gay man so deep in the closet he might as well be in Narnia. As far as beards go, it's one of the sweetest deals imaginable. She gets free room and board, no cooking, no cleaning, no social presence, no occasional sex, not even sleeping in the same bed as her husband, and all she had to do was be trotted out in front of his parents and give the pigroach a little pucker kiss. Sure, her backstory is sad, but she's not exactly an inspiring human bean. She made it, she's survived, and she's in a comfy spot with Phil. Honestly, couldn't have happened to a nicer guy when it comes to being gold dug. But when you willingly throw yourself into the vortex for fun and profit, you can imagine you're gonna catch some flak.

TL;DR: Mostly Phil's fault. "She's undoxxable!" Doxxed within the day. "She could be a swimsuit model!" She's a weird looking potato lady. "She's my soulmate, she loves to cook and clean!" Self explainatory+Turned out to be bullshit. I can tell you if Phil just got a sassy middle aged latina to be his actual live-in maid, no romance involved, and she made ocassional appearances on Stream talking shit at Phil and being a straight man to his retardedness, everyone would like her.

The way he talked and bigged Fhet Khet up, you'd be expecting a hard 10 knockout, an Ella Freya/Ariel Winter/Anne Hathaway/Natalie Portman-style soulmaid. Not just good looks, but down right beautiful. Undeniably hot/At least some fringe hotness standard like big booba BBW or fitness girl. The way Phil talked her up, and if you didn't know he's full of shit 99% of the time, you'd think Kat was a hot as hell gym rat, at the very least. Then it turns out the only way to get her to do a crunch is by feeding her some KFC.

The new reveals that she got a restraining order on Subaruman AFTER she was caught red handed cheating with Phil, probably to avoid getting kicked out on the street like Subaruman wanted to do by his own admission, and had to fly to Seattle just to have somewhere to sleep thanks to Phil, combined with the fact that she was obviously a panic rebound and he obviously footed the bill for everything, and was begging under false pretenses at that very time makes her a grifter just like her beloved husband. Less of a grifter, maybe, but a grifter. And yeah, if there are new Fat Kat pics, you can bet your ass I'm gonna be here laughing at her.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The new reveals that she got a restraining order on Subaruman AFTER she was caught red handed cheating with Phil, probably to avoid getting kicked out on the street like Subaruman wanted to do by his own admission, and had to fly to Seattle just to have somewhere to sleep thanks to Phil

That makes sense, and aligns with what Subaruman and even Phil admitted pretty much, also Kat's sudden online disappearance. Kat got caught at least looking around, Subaruman was having none of that and kicked her to the street. Kat and Phil deem that abusive.

 

[LiquidCancer]

New Lore Dropped.

Phil said today that Kat bought a halloween costume a few years ago (????) and she planned to surprise everyone and be on his Halloween stream but the same week those idiots at KiwiFarms harassed her and her family so she decided to not do it.

 

[Crooked 16th]

When did that guy fuck Kat's sister? Because the only thing that happened around that time was the forged divorce papers saga,

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

New Lore Dropped.

Phil said today that Kat bought a halloween costume a few years ago (????) and she planned to surprise everyone and be on his Halloween stream but the same week those idiots at KiwiFarms harassed her and her family so she decided to not do it.

The actual lore: Khet looked in the mirror and noticed she gained 200 pounds and can no longer fit in the costume, nor DSP's "office".

 

[Vapid_Idiot]

You think calling Katherine Burnell a fat, dumb horse is funny?

I do, and I’m tired of pretending it’s not.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

New Lore Dropped.

Phil said today that Kat bought a halloween costume a few years ago (????) and she planned to surprise everyone and be on his Halloween stream but the same week those idiots at KiwiFarms harassed her and her family so she decided to not do it.

Funny, I remember Kat wearing a Halloween costume on his stream and she got so triggered by the bullying that she said she would never come on stream again. It's Tevin's fault!

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Funny, I remember Kat wearing a Halloween costume on his stream and she got so triggered by the bullying that she said she would never come on stream again. It's Tevin's fault!

Yes that was when Phil read a question from a troll asking if Kat liked movies about demon possession and Phil was completely oblivious as to why he shouldn't ask her that. The trolls know more about his wife than he does.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yes that was when Phil read a question from a troll asking if Kat liked movies about demon possession and Phil was completely oblivious as to why he shouldn't ask her that. The trolls know more about his wife than he does.

it's a toss if she got triggered by that, getting called a dollar store whore, or getting called a steampunk raccoon.

My guess is the combo of all three.

 

[LiquidCancer]

New Lore Dropped.

Phil said today that Kat bought a halloween costume a few years ago (????) and she planned to surprise everyone and be on his Halloween stream but the same week those idiots at KiwiFarms harassed her and her family so she decided to not do it.

So I went back and checked and October 2021 was when Jenna opened her OnlyFans and threatened to slap DSP because hes a pedophile.

I don't know how Kat would know about any of that unless she reads the KiwiFarms? What a weird story he decided to make up

 

[Iron Hamster]

So I went back and checked and October 2021 was when Jenna opened her OnlyFans and threatened to slap DSP because hes a pedophile.

I don't know how Kat would know about any of that unless she reads the KiwiFarms? What a weird story he decided to make up

Yeah, the story was pitybux bullshit to begin with as he forgot how many times he's insisted she won't be on his streams and she has absolutely nothing to do with his 'business'.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Yeah, the story was pitybux bullshit to begin with as he forgot how many times he's insisted she won't be on his streams and she has absolutely nothing to do with his 'business'.

Correct, long before 2021 Phil was saying Kat would never be on stream again

But even the Halloween stream itself was a lie as they said from the beginning that Kat had to leave for a "Halloween party", then Phil retconned that into she left because she was harassed

Whatever, fuck both the scammers in that smelly condo.

 

[Power Glove]

Katherine Burnell, should be off limits. She's married to the lolcow and isn't the lolcow herself. She intentionally avoids his "content" and doesn't involve herself in any form of it 99% of the time.

Beyond that, I know there will be people here telling me off and that they can troll whoever they want. Okay, but are there no limits?

Can someone enlighten me why she should be trolled, harassed, laughed at, etc.?

Can you imagine being married to Phil? Isn't that punishment enough?

She's fat. It's open season.

 

[Xenomorph]

Katherine Burnell, should be off limits. She's married to the lolcow and isn't the lolcow herself. She intentionally avoids his "content" and doesn't involve herself in any form of it 99% of the time.

Beyond that, I know there will be people here telling me off and that they can troll whoever they want. Okay, but are there no limits?

Can someone enlighten me why she should be trolled, harassed, laughed at, etc.?

Can you imagine being married to Phil? Isn't that punishment enough?

when you marry a begging lying jackass you cosign their behavior it's open season on her.