Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
but nobody has ever photographed Phil or his wife in the wild outside one shot at a gas station.
It is really strange. It must be a combination of, DSPs tractors aren't as obsessed, he's much less known as a lolcow then we expect, he and Khet avoid the outside and if they have to go they keep their time spent in a public space as minimal as possible (mad dash from car to store and back).
 
It is really strange. It must be a combination of, DSPs tractors aren't as obsessed, he's much less known as a lolcow then we expect, he and Khet avoid the outside and if they have to go they keep their time spent in a public space as minimal as possible (mad dash from car to store and back).
I'd put my money on him being less of a known lolcow than we expect. Because this subforum is dedicated to him, it's easy to forget that, to the wider internet, Phil is at most "that guy". Whenever he gains some notoriety, people know who he is, but then express immediate surprise that he's actually still around. I think to most, they assume Phil's career died around the time he went to Twitch.

Even here, where he is popular enough to get a subforum, I think he's kinda niche. And I think for a lot of us, we only remember Phil when we login and see new posts and forget about him a few minutes after we logout.

But the hermit aspect is probably a factor as well. Phil only goes out once a week. For the detractors that try and make a living off of Phil, that's not enough to work with. Much like Phil, they need to constantly churn out the most low effort content possible, so there's no time to dedicate to some kind of gayops to get a photo of him waddling around in the wild. And even if they did, while it would probably get some laughs and go viral among the detractor community, there's no real way to monetize it.

Trying to do a gotcha style video would also have a similar effect and ultimately be a nothing burger. He'd just quietly shuffle away like a pussy, we know how he handles face to face confrontation. For dentractors, the real gold is clips of him ranting and raving on stream.
 
Yes it is important to note that most Lolcows do it to themselves. Chris Chan had to keep being told to stop posting shit. And many many others are or were "big" content creators. But DSP puts out videos that don't even get 1k views. Like he isn't an unknown, most people I talk to that are even the least bit autistically into games know who DSP is. And I'm friends with actual factual FGC people. And they know him. And I get a lot of shit for how much I care about him.

But yeah he's a weird cow. Full of milk, but it's watery and kinda salty and no one really cares to keep checking it out.
 
It is really strange. It must be a combination of, DSPs tractors aren't as obsessed, he's much less known as a lolcow then we expect, he and Khet avoid the outside and if they have to go they keep their time spent in a public space as minimal as possible (mad dash from car to store and back).
Phil's is notable enough, he's in an area where many people live, and he always announces his oh-so-important Phil's Day Off.

The only logical answer is Phil and Kat aren't going out much, and when they do, they're trying to be as hidden as possible. I'd bet on most Days Off, Phil doesn't even go outside. He gets everything delivered.

Which fits with Phil's daily stories that are more boring and lifeless than your common octogenarian.
 
Phil's is notable enough, he's in an area where many people live, and he always announces his oh-so-important Phil's Day Off.

The only logical answer is Phil and Kat aren't going out much, and when they do, they're trying to be as hidden as possible. I'd bet on most Days Off, Phil doesn't even go outside. He gets everything delivered.

Which fits with Phil's daily stories that are more boring and lifeless than your common octogenarian.
I've always assumed that when he goes out to 'run errands' (read: go to the store) he goes as close to opening or closing as possible to encounter as few people as he can
 
I used to be a fan of ALT but he milked that for attention just as bad as pig ever would.

20 minutes of passing it round the hosts giggling, telling anyone asking questions to get fucked.
I guess if you stare that deep into the vortex, the vortex stares back.
 
The important thing is how fat, nothing else matters.
She's gotta be bigger than the last photo they wouldn't let Meerkat even make a sound when he saw it


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It's Phil's day awff, we can a-log a bit, I'll move the posts later.

In situations like this, you show it, or shut up. It's incredibly gay to tease info like this, and especially so, to let your viewers know that you're going to show it to your friends, but not them.
 
That couldn’t have been handled worse for anyone except ALTs ego.

I can understand not sharing it if you promised your source you wouldn’t (though as mentioned the best thing to do would be to keep quiet).

But your source made you promise not to reveal if she’s fat? Why? Because DSP could work out where the photo came from if her weight is revealed?
 
I have gone through great personal strife to provide you people with this photo that I hacked from Meerkat's eurojank wifi. I didn't cover my tracks well, I now have some vague euro glowie after me, I'll have to go dark for awhile.

This picture is fake and gay, I can tell by the pixels and there's no Skyrim to be seen.
Also, she appears to be outside of her room *thumbs at door*, which we know can't happen anymore since she won't fit through the doorframe.
Sometimes I like to imagine the disgust in DSP's face, as he empties the third bucket of Mac&Cheese into her trough and a couple of cheesy splats hit his face.
His gaze wanders over to the table with the carrots and apples on it, which are untouched since he put them there last week.
I wonder what method of suicide he contemplates while waddling back to the kitchen to get bucket number 4, as his defeated sigh echoes in the hallway.
 
Yup and he's being a bigger faggot than Doody, know what you should've done? NOTHING just don't say you have it cause everyone will ask the same thing and I agree with you lot and that's how much Mrs. Ed has ballooned up.
 
It's Phil's day awff, we can a-log a bit, I'll move the posts later.

In situations like this, you show it, or shut up. It's incredibly gay to tease info like this, and especially so, to let your viewers know that you're going to show it to your friends, but not them.
I find it hard to believe some alog finally was able to take a photo of the legendary Khet and for him to have the willpower not to show it to the DSPverse.
Seriously the dsp community have been waiting for a horse pic for how long, more than a year?, the Phil meltdown if his wife is shown to be obese will be amazing, i think the alog will end up breaking and he will show it.
 
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The only reason I can think of is if it wasn't taken candidly like say someone found her in a group photo at her work or something and it could blow their cover.
 
I find it hard to believe some alog finally was able to take a photo of the legendary Khet and for him have the willpower not to show it to the DSPverse.
Seriously the dsp community have been waiting for a horse pic for how long, more than a year?, the Phil meltdown if his wife is shown to be obese will be amazing, i think the alog will end up breaking and he will show it.
If I had to actually guess, the photo isn't real and it's just being used to see if DSP gets pissed off on the next podcast.
 
The only reason I can think of is if it wasn't taken candidly like say someone found her in a group photo at her work or something and it could blow their cover.
It somehow proves she’s still living with DSP so my guess is a photo from one of the neighbours Ring doorbells or something. Can’t be shared as it will reveal which neighbour.

Doesn’t explain why he’s being a fag over questions if she’s fat or not.
 
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