Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
LostMy1stAccount said:
have to say though, I'm not a fan of the recent narrative that is going on in the detractorsphere (which is also coicidentally reiterated lot by ALT) that Khet is some kind of victim in the whole DSPverse.
As if Dave took advantage of some asperger riddled socially inept horsewife and "tricked" her moving into the Snortfort somehow and is now keeping her "chained up" there so he can take advantage of her.
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I think Kat and Phils living situation is pretty damn mutually beneficial. Phil gets to pretend he's a robust mature adult who has a wife and Kat doesn't have to live in a Gaylord, Michigan trailer park. They are roommates with legal papers saying they love each other basically but that's alright for both of them.
 
We have a half-assed apology from ALT.

I would have preferred if he put out a tweet himself in which he actually apologized, instead of just showing remorse in tweet replies, but it is what it is I guess.

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DiabeticSydePhil said:
I find it sort of odd that people post pictures of Chris-Chan almost immediately after he gets out of jail but nobody has ever photographed Phil or his wife in the wild outside one shot at a gas station.

I wonder if Kat leaves the house even less often than Phil does.
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Well, to be fair, Chris dresses like a schizophrenic retard. Dave and Khet blend in with the rest of the fat amerisharts in Washington
 
I mean, let's be real here. Having a paneled podcast, with nearly 75 episodes to it's name, to discuss the life of the world's most boring man in autistic detail is pretty cringe and gay.
 
It Goofy said:
I mean, let's be real here. Having a paneled podcast, with nearly 75 episodes to it's name, to discuss the life of the world's most boring man in autistic detail is pretty cringe and gay.
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Says someone in a subforum with 400K replies, talking about the same old boring guy.

I think that might be overcompensating a little, provided where we are lol.
 
Autism Spectroscopy said:
Says someone in a subforum with 400K replies, talking about the same old boring guy.

I think that might be overcompensating a little, provided where we are lol.
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Shitposting every now and then in a subforum about a 41 year old retard =/= dedicating a weekly 2-3 hour show discussing his every move and tweet.
 
I'm expecting to be very disappointed by the photo. My guess is that it's a shitty, out of focus photo taken from far away where you can't even tell if it's Kat or just some random woman.
 
Jaracainofthewind said:
Its fucking Phil, its fucking lolcows. You give your info or you get off the fucking stage. To even remotely hint you have something is so supremely against the fun of all this is so deeply fucking retarded.
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You’ve really nailed why this bothers me. We’re all just here to laugh. All of us. When some decide they should be controlling what we do and don’t laugh at, it’s not a great place to be.
Insert animal farm quote about ‘some being more equal than others’ which is apt considering our love of a horse and a pig.

I think ALT is generally a good guy, and isn’t lying, but maybe things have gone to his head lately. Maybe. As others have said, he seems to like controlling the narrative.

Meerkat was clearly confronted with this live on stream so is still a fucking hero to me.
 
Shirō Ishii said:
I'm expecting to be very disappointed by the photo. My guess is that it's a shitty, out of focus photo taken from far away where you can't even tell if it's Kat or just some random woman.
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It's an aerial view from someone's drone in the gated compound that is seen frequently by Dave and horse when they leave to go to all their equine appointments. It has to be an aerial view to get all the mass in the frame.
 
Shirō Ishii said:
I'm expecting to be very disappointed by the photo. My guess is that it's a shitty, out of focus photo taken from far away where you can't even tell if it's Kat or just some random woman.
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I'm guessing it's just a pic of a doordash receipt showing enough food ordered to feed a horse.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
They can edit her stupid raccoon makeup face out. We only care to see how fhet Khet is.
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Honestly, this. I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt if the face is blurred because what other blob would Phil hang out with? Her haircut in the last one was horrible and funny, but I don't think it's a stretch to say most of the interest is really just based around how much Khet has ballooned.
 
There’s rumours in the Twittersphere that the photos being shared in secret discords.
I hope this isn’t correct as secret discords is very DSP and this situation becomes like him more and more.

It’s also rumoured the photo is of a white blur you can’t really tell is Khat but it’s too white to be anyone else really.
 
He’s posted them. I can’t post pictures so get yourself over to his twittagra.

Edit - as expected a huge nothing burger and not worth all the hype. You can’t really tell it’s her but the hair kind of gives it away. She’s a big bitch. Also what the fuck is the 3rd photo?
 
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