Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Hope it was all worth the hassle ALT because this is fucking nothing. Flat earthers have better proof than this.

It never ceases to surprise me that despite being a massive retard himself the people who are there just to laugh at him somehow come across as bigger retards.
 
Well those are pretty bad like alien, mexican jesus crying or sasquatch proof bad quality but the the full body shot is enough to show she's on a scale from 1 to Amberlynn a midwest mom who squeezed out a few puppies and is content to buy grey stretchpants out of catalogs I mean look at those chickenwings there's enough meat on those to supply four episodes of Hot Ones.
 
This 100% confirms the tire story was a lie even if we didn't know already


"Stolen" Tire Photo
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Top view of the parking lot
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Where she pulled over when she realized the tire was flat
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Free Jasper said:
How this proves she’s still with pig is beyond me.
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Becuse their car is supposedly parked just outside the establishment, while "she" is inside buying stuff or whatever, on the same day. If you assume all of this, then there's a great chance that they're still together.

Problem is you can't even tell if that's Kat or the Bigfoot.
Crooked 16th said:
This 100% confirms the tire story was a lie even if we didn't know already


"Stolen" Tire Photo
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Phil's car in the Jcpenny parking lot
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Top view of the parking lot
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Where she pulled over when she realized the tire was flat
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That could be any fat woman. I don't even think that's Kat. All this proves is that ALT is a major faggot. Dentractors really are something else
 
We Are The Witches said:
Becuse their car is supposedly parked just outside the establishment, while "she" is inside buying stuff or whatever, on the same day. If you assume all of this, then there's a great chance that they're still together.

Problem is you can't even tell if that's Kat or the Bigfoot.
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I know what it shows but not what it proves. They could be separated and she’s living elsewhere in Renton.
There’s also zero proof the car photo is the same day (or place) as the other 2 photos. In fact, given the quality, there’s a large margin for doubt.

This was sold as a smoking gun she’s still in the pig pen.
 
Free Jasper said:
How this proves she’s still with pig is beyond me.
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"With" as in married or with as in living with, eh. PandaLee was still wipping the Beamer while getting Tyrone'd as long as she was back to cook dinner it was OK.

It could just be a picture of a random fat bitch to be honest. Why would someone be afraid to release these? It proves nothing and is unlikely to come back on whoever took them.
 
Free Jasper said:
I know what it shows but not what it proves. They could be separated and she’s living elsewhere in Renton.
There’s also zero proof the car photo is the same day (or place) as the other 2 photos. In fact, given the quality, there’s a large margin for doubt.

This was sold as a smoking gun she’s still in the pig pen.
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You are not wrong.

This is unsurprisingly an embarrassment to every party involved that tried to hype it up, maybe next time we get one of these, the person taking the photo will at least try to use their phone instead of their pocket calculator.
 
Big fat L for ALT. This is about as convincing as the reddit poster who saw Phil shopping with a Middle Eastern handler.

Even a flip phone from 10 years ago can do better than this blurry 144p garbage. The fact that ALT hyped this up is downright pathetic. When Phil talks about mentally ill detractors doing anything they can do to mess with him, this kind of stuff proves his point.

If you make Phil look good, you know you've screwed up.
 
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