Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
This is quite possibly the most pointless, boring, autistic subchapter of DSP lore I have ever seen on this site.

If you are going to be mega retards and take creep shots of an irrelevant side character in the life of an irrelevant side character, at least do a good job. Like holy fuck you know where she lives and there are only maybe two routes in and out of the Snort Fort. This is the best you could do? And this was what warranted page after page of gay back-and-forth speculation?

To all involved: consider suicide.
 
Woaaw.
Khat transformed herself into 3 whole soul mates for her husband, very wholesome.
Door dash girth coming in nicely.
 
This 100% confirms the tire story was a lie even if we didn't know already


"Stolen" Tire Photo
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Top view of the parking lot
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Where she pulled over when she realized the tire was flat
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I 100% remember someone obtained the police report when that happened. I don't recall if that was ever shared here, but someone in the Tevin discord was able to get it.

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I was able to find it.

And here I thought I was the only one.
Maybe I'm missing something because of some Murican circumstances I'm not aware of or because I'm not a "car-guy" but I fail to see the link between the pictures and the tire story.
Yeah it's 100% real. I was able to get the full report in a PDF from the guy in Tevin's discord that was able to obtain it.
 

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ALT isn't taking this so well.

He's getting a lot of blow-back on Twitter, Youtube comments, and here of course. Instead of owning up to it, and saying "Guys I made a mistake," he's coping about the pictures. He doesn't seem to be able to understand that people don't give a fuck about the pictures, because you can't even tell what they are anyway - He will not accept that he overhyped this massive fucking nothing-burger. He just keeps saying "I can't change the quality of the photos, I can't change what the photos are"

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One thing I want to point - KingJad had a pretty good response to the photos, that I think expresses what many people feel. And ALT's counter-response is: 1.) It's Khet to me 🤷‍♂️ 2.) Trust me bro. We're still going with "Trust me bro" after the """"evidence"""" had been shown.

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And it's so goddamn retarded... the only reason that we're even talking about this divorce/separation shit, is because these motherfuckers are the ones who were pushing it. So we're looking at what is supposed to be evidence that either proves or disproves the thing that they manufactured in the first place. Fuck me, man.

And apologies everyone, for all this twitter bullshit. None of these dudes will come here to talk about this.
 
Can someone explain how these pictures prove the tire story is a lie? I'm a little dented.
To be fair the logic is dented too: Based on the photo of the lot + the photo of the missing tire Kat parked the complete wrong way (i.e. her car was perpendicular to the lines, not in them) and took up ~three to six parking spots. This makes no sense if she parked normally and someone stole the tire while she was inside but it does make sense if the tire was going flat and she wanted the extra space to deal with it or it ruptured before she had the chance to park properly.

Personally I was leaning towards 'it was a hoax' already but this is hardly a smoking gun - Toyota sedans are so ubiquitous that I don't even think we have hard proof this one was DSP's, we have only one zoomed-in photo of the car with the tire missing, and even if you ignore that for a second this could all be explained by Kat being a fuck-up. Even in Phil's own stories about her she is incompetent and emotionally fragile.

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Yeah it's 100% real. I was able to get the full report in a PDF from the guy in Tevin's discord that was able to obtain it.
I'm not sure that report is real - the contact phone number is Phil's cell based on the main thread and the reporting IP address lines up with a military base in Alaska.
 
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Do cameras with quality that garbage even exist these days, if an alog went to take a pic of Ket they woudnt use the camera of their great grandfather dated back to the fucking American Civil War.
If you told me these retards blured the image on purpose to protect their favourite waifu FAT KHET i would believe it, because aside from that i just dont understand why is the quality so fucking bad.
 
Apparently it was taken from a distance because the person was afraid of getting caught. brah, you're at a store, pick something up, hold it in front of the camera and pretend you're snapping a picture of it.

I've taken a lot of photos at stores to get an opinion before buying and employees never care if they're in the shot or not.

You could even pretend you're texting and snap a photo.

Unless this is an employee taking the shot from their side of the store. In that case I can kind of understand.
 
if it was real someone from here would have been able to get it from the actual police, not a discord
I believe it would have been shared way back when it happened had all the shit with KF didn't go down and the site was a bit easier to access. By all means, call the Tukwila Police and ask about incident number 230020625.

Something that is absolutely hilarious is that they didn't even call the police, they filled out the on line submission to report the tire stolen... Too lazy to call the police?!?!?
 
I think one of the issues with Phil is that he's one of the most repetitive cows out there and for many, his repetition becomes boring. But Phil is also one of the most active cows, and many of the big detractors feel the need to keep covering him. In reality, there's not that much to say. You could take a rant from a few years ago when Phil was playing Streetfighter 2 and compare it to his recent Streetfighter streams, just swap out the names and it's more or less the same thing.

I think that makes people a lot more prone to tinfoil hat theories and creating their own little pigfic about what's going on with Phil. IMO, Phil is probably just as boring off camera as he is on stream. Heck, he's probably even more boring because at least on stream he's ranting about dumbass shit, off stream, he's probably just quietly fuming to himself while playing on his phone and nervously glancing out the window before waddling to the front door to retrieve his 5th Doordash order of the day.

Khet seems to be the most popular subject for pigfic because, well, she's basically the only other character to write about due to Phil's hermit lifestyle. And I get it, I've said it before that I wish there was something funny going on there and I'll gladly take the L if something legitimately comes out about her. But the reality is, she's just as dull and boring as Phil. Maybe even more so. I won't pretend I'm not curious about their relationship, but it's largely just to confirm that it's as boring as I imagine it to be. As much as we want there to be *something* going on to change things up, the reality is, there's probably not. It's potentially subject to change, but it would take a rather drastic shift in Phil's life that might happen sometime down the line, but not in the foreseeable future, no matter how much we want a new arc.

IMO, the best way to enjoy Phil is embrace the repetition. He's like the 90's sitcoms of cows. You more or less know exactly what's going to happen when you sit down for an episode, you know there's a minimal chance of any big changes to the story and sometimes you can't even tell if you're watching a new episode or a repeat. But it's still entertaining just to see the goofy antics, even if they are incredibly repetitive and predictable. I always like to read his thread last because other cows can potentially be either upsetting or just boring, so it's nice having a reliable Phil wind down and seeing him display ignorance about netcode or throwing a hissy fit about someone in chat or ranting about some game dev.
 
I always like to read his thread last because other cows can potentially be either upsetting or just boring, so it's nice having a reliable Phil wind down and seeing him display ignorance about netcode or throwing a hissy fit about someone in chat or ranting about some game dev.
Yeah now if only this faggot would stop ducking ranked SF6.
 
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