Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[ReentryPhantom]

Well, excuse me for making a suggestion and gauging people's reaction. I'm such a fucking idiot. Fuck me, right?
She's not going to spend her own money to visit the goutmansion. Never gonna happen. Funding her trip in hopes of something happening is better than absolutely fucking nothing happening.


Your answer to my question doesn't make sense. Hoping for her to use the plane ticket given to her is not outsmarting her.
And the chance of her actually flying over there is not flat zero. Finding a buyer for your plane ticket is not the easiest thing in the world.

But the whole point is if she has "fire pussy" or whatever she said, then she should literally have no issue getting the money to go to Renton. None whatsoever. But I bet it's hard for her to collect anything from any John when the time comes to get down and she wants to summon her dead dad.

 

[TheTractor]

Jenna you abandonned your vulnerable autistic sister to roam california, sleep in abandonned houses and do whatever I don't want to imagine for a living.

Go north and rescue Khet ffs.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Phil said him and kat were taking a honeymoon after the bankruptcy. What happened to that?

 

[UncleTusky]

Phil said him and kat were taking a honeymoon after the bankruptcy. What happened to that?

Same thing that happened to all the things he was planning to do when he first moved to Renton: He forgot about it because all he really wants is to sit around at home and watch Netflix/play gacha. I'd have to double check but I don't think it has come up at all since the bankruptcy discharge got approved.

I also don't think he ever seriously looked into it or told Kat: he probably kept her in the dark about the whole trial, cancelling a honeymoon would have left her justifiably livid, and she does not seem to have any interest in travel anything beyond sitting around the WAKhando either.

 

[gh0stzero]

Go fuck yourself.

5 dollars is nothing. I'm never going to feel regret wasting 5 dollars. It's 5 fucking bucks.

Send the $5 to me then

uhm no send it to me instead I need that money to buy metroidvania games on steam I might even stream them and throw on a vest if that helps.

Back on topic

If kat wants to eat hot dogs then wtf is stopping her she's a grown woman. that asshole phil is such a controlling cunt he even dictates to her what she eats when we all know he eats complete trash.

Sorry but if your goutfoot or diabetic you lose the rights to tell people how to eat.

 

[Leonard Persin]

Jenna doesn't just grift she is the grift. She oozes grift(prob literally) she flows with the grift waters.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

> The wedding is not even THIS WEEK
I wonder if he's doing that "The week starts on Sunday thing"?

Everyone knows the first day of the week is Wednesday.

"The Lord God created the world in 6 days. On the seventh, he went to Fred Meyer and the pet store. He also went out to eat." -the Bible, somewhere towards the front

 

[Iron Father]

As much as I would love to see Jenna show up unannounced at Dave's place and send a ripple of deranged drama through his life, I'm not going to pay any amount of money to see that happen. Fuck that.

Also let's be honest here, if Jenna actually gave a shit about her parasitic sister and the creature she's currently leeching off being a bad person, she'd make her own way there no matter what it took to do it. If instead she chooses to malinger around California that's on her. She ain't getting a dime from me.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

Giving Brazy some cash may be risky since we don’t really know her but please don’t compare giving her money to giving DSP money. DSP has long proven he is a fucking scumbag piece of shit. Jenna just smokes a lot of weed and likes fucking. Who gives a shit, bunch of incels getting in a tizzy in here.

 

[Iron Father]

She's a homeless dome-headed junkie, stop simping for deranged thots with dogshit dreadlocks.

 

[PieceofShet]

> The wedding is not even THIS WEEK
I wonder if he's doing that "The week starts on Sunday thing"?

I never thought about that this way but you probably right! He just didnt go into details that this is what he means.

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

So no sister in law saga? To be honest it’s getting really boring to watch Dsp's anime.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Also let's be honest here, if Jenna actually gave a shit about her parasitic sister and the creature she's currently leeching off being a bad person, she'd make her own way there no matter what it took to do it. If instead she chooses to malinger around California that's on her. She ain't getting a dime from me.

This. Jenna really doesn't seem to care about Khet. If she did, she would have known Khet had moved in with DSP and had gotten married in the first place. Or would have her phone number, or some way of contacting her. If someone/several someones were to get her a ticket, I don't think the risk would be her pawning it off to someone else. I think the bigger risk is her just not going because there's no benefit for her. The only reason I could see her even thinking about going was if she could grift more money out of it. If she was smart about it, she could tell whoever got the ticket that she'll also need travel money to get from the airport to the gout mansion, and she'll need hotel fees for herself and maybe for Kat if she's able to get her out of there, and the whole thing might take weeks and she won't be able to work at all during that time, so she'll need a little extra for food.

I'd also add trying to get involved in a cow and inject your own drama because things seem slow more often than not doesn't result in anything. Part of what makes a cow a cow is the fact they make their own bad decisions and instead of dealing with the consequences, they continue to make even worse decisions and it spirals out of control until they get enough attention and then get a thread. Sometimes, outsiders can nudge things just enough to influence a situation, but that usually doesn't involve any kind of direct involvement with the cow. In this scenario, the nudge was dropping the initial information, but if Jenna didn't care enough to act on it, there's not really anything else we can/should do.

 

[FelixGibraltar]

Has anyone seen this? I was assuming that's why everyone was talking about her showing up in Renton but this would be HILARIOUS.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

So uh, since Jenna is clearly not going to plague central, can we pretend to be morally upright citizens brigade and stop stoking the mentally ill girl? I feel bad, and she's not aware enough to see what's going on here, hence the absolutely genuine meltdowns she has. She needs a psych, some medication, and people that don't treat her more than a scabby vagina. I'm sorry, if you see this, Jenna. It's not an attack on you. Your concern for your sister is commendable, but she's okay where she is. She's made her bed and thankfully doesn't have to fuck in it because Phil is repulsed by genitals. Take care of yourself.

If you are squatting, but have access to the internet, there are probably a few shelters in your area for women in distress, I encourage you to look one up. Be more than a sad statistic.

Or, without being snide, wash your dreads out, and between joints, stream with a low top. Doesn't even need to be about anything. Just shoot the shit. You'll be making more money than Phil within a year, and all of a sudden Kat will be very interested in reconnecting with you.

Signed,

Creepy dude that's had to watch a lot of people suffer in his line of work and is kind of tired of seeing it.

 

[gaarashatan]

well when you control ones online life they tend to look at the life around them

wouldnt surprise me if shes banging tyrone

 

[_XXIII_]

Jenna you abandonned your vulnerable autistic sister to roam california, sleep in abandonned houses and do whatever I don't want to imagine for a living.

Go north and rescue Khet ffs.

It's telling that the couch surfing, drug using, selling nudes to get by Sister is the one that is looking to rescue the sister living with a guy making $100k+ a year.

Living with Phil is worse than having a stinky rats nest of dreadlocks on your head, getting launched out of motel rooms by angry punters.

But legit, if Kat gave two fucks she could have reached out to her sister and didn't.

 

[hundredthousand]

no instead let's shake things up:

- Buy BrazyMamo a weight loss surgery in Mexico.

- Buy Wings of Redemption a plane ticket to Seattle.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

no instead let's shake things up:

- Buy BrazyMamo a weight loss surgery in Mexico.

- Buy Wings of Redemption a plane ticket to Seattle.

Wings and Dsp, two houses divided. One just wants chili, the other just wants wrestlers. Love triumphs. A tale as old as time.

 

[Ted’s Lolcow Emporium]

So uh, since Jenna is clearly not going to plague central, can we pretend to be morally upright citizens brigade and stop stoking the mentally ill girl? I feel bad, and she's not aware enough to see what's going on here, hence the absolutely genuine meltdowns she has. She needs a psych, some medication, and people that don't treat her more than a scabby vagina. I'm sorry, if you see this, Jenna. It's not an attack on you. Your concern for your sister is commendable, but she's okay where she is. She's made her bed and thankfully doesn't have to fuck in it because Phil is repulsed by genitals. Take care of yourself.

If you are squatting, but have access to the internet, there are probably a few shelters in your area for women in distress, I encourage you to look one up. Be more than a sad statistic.

Or, without being snide, wash your dreads out, and between joints, stream with a low top. Doesn't even need to be about anything. Just shoot the shit. You'll be making more money than Phil within a year, and all of a sudden Kat will be very interested in reconnecting with you.

Signed,

Creepy dude that's had to watch a lot of people suffer in his line of work and is kind of tired of seeing it.

What really separates her though from all the wheelchair symbols that have been fucked with like Vincent? Are we really going to pretend he was some bad guy and she was good? Everyone in the autism votrex should be pretty fair game.