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Wrong sister champ.
Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna
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Wrong sister champ.
starborn427614
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Well that's what I get for speed reading.
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okay so I havent followed DSP in like 3 months. Friends of mine keep freakin out about Kate has a sister living with Dave or some shit?
Is there a condensed lore post to explain all this new lore? Is Jenna his second wife now?
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Jenna is the sister of the horse. No, she doesn't live there. There was some sort of twitter trolling where she was allegedly trying to make her way to Chateau Gout for one reason or another, but that was never going to happen anyway. Sister is a hobo.
Phil doesn't have a second wife. He barely has a first wife beyond thumbing at the door and eating potatoes.
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In brief: Phil married the wrong sister.
QwahlityKahntent
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this mush mouth faggot talks all day on stream for a living and can't properly enunciate for shit. I can't understand half the words he's saying
tzgnilki
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homeless sister in law, begs for money on twitter
personally had big hopes for a short period of time that she was going to WA, she opted to squat in abandoned houses and order uber eats with the money she raised by selling nudes on twitter & sucking old white men off in hotel rooms for $$$
someone she went to high-school with said jenna was a problem child and disowned by her adoptive family
best reveal was that kat has aspergers
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Keep in mind this is a person that hasn't done anything mentally demanding outside of play video games for the past two decades. His brain might as well be mush at this point.
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Not that I particularly doubt this, but we should take it with a grain of salt coming from a crackhead.
Basic Bill
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Also clearly psychotic. You don’t need a degree to see she needs to be on meds or committed, just spend any amount of time on her Instagram. She thinks everyone is a pedophile, posts about conspiracies, and conjuring shit up with crystals. Also delusions of grandeur thinking she’s going to make a film (besides amateur porn) and start a skin care line despite having no skills and being probably one of the dumbest people I’ve heard speak. She’s a train wreck that I can only hope someday crashes into DSPs gated community some day.
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For Phil, I don't see him filing for divorce unless he has someone possibly in mind to replace her. He needs to keep up that macho, adult look for his retards. However, for Kat? Yeah, I agree with your wondering sentiment considering how little we know about her and how she feels about her Piggy. Gotta keep her happy lest the detractors make fun of him
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The tl;dr is Bryan Dunn got drunk and admitted he was a flaming homosexual
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Honestly, that specific TL;DR can be included in every thread on this site.
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Well, divorce would be the next big mature adult thing he would do to prove he's a mature adult.
Kat is a confirmed derpy autist.
Jenna thinks she might be a derpy autist as well.
Jenna was a nasty ass looking hoe but shes cleaned herself up a bit. She's still not my type and I definitely would not have sex with her but at least she doesn't look like I should smell her through my computer.
Jenna tried getting in touch with Kats work but nothing has come of it yet.
She wants to go visit her sister at the gout castle while the king of hate hides in his room playing vidya. We might get a jenna busting through the door to the office on stream arc happening.
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Nah, if she wanted to she would. She's shown she is capable of long distance traveling. She just wanted attention from us, and got it.
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A few months back, Jenna mysteriously flew to Michigan to see her boyfriend.
She had previously said her boyfriend lived in Kansas City or something.
So think about this...
She had previously said her boyfriend lived in Kansas City or something.
So think about this...
In 2017 people said Phil was flying an escort across the country for the "girlfriend experience". This turned out to be fake.
Reality took a page from fiction. In 2020 Phil's sister-in-law is an escort flying across the country to give guys the "girlfriend experience".
Reality took a page from fiction. In 2020 Phil's sister-in-law is an escort flying across the country to give guys the "girlfriend experience".
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Jenna updates:
does anyone know if her father committed suicide
This one below says “Happy Birthday Daddy!”
She’s been watching The Truman Show which is an incredible movie, definitely watch if you haven’t, but probably not the best to watch if your paranoid/have a family history of skitzophrenic delusions. The Truman Show Delusion
She got another wig which I think is lovely too, anything but the dreads
More in blonde
more paranoid shit
does anyone know if her father committed suicide
This one below says “Happy Birthday Daddy!”
She’s been watching The Truman Show which is an incredible movie, definitely watch if you haven’t, but probably not the best to watch if your paranoid/have a family history of skitzophrenic delusions. The Truman Show Delusion
She got another wig which I think is lovely too, anything but the dreads
More in blonde
more paranoid shit
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I can't get a hold of him, my Ouija board is on the fritz.