Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
I think the big reveal will be that Khet is about 185 lbs when we finally see her with her new,nubian lover
 
Heyyy Bubba said:
I think the big reveal will be that Khet is about 185 lbs when we finally see her with her new,nubian lover
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I wonder how strict of an NDA she has signed with the Pig. Will she have no new social media or online presence for the rest of her life? Or will the radio silence only last some months like with Leanna?
 
millais said:
I wonder how strict of an NDA she has signed with the Pig. Will she have no new social media or online presence for the rest of her life? Or will the radio silence only last some months like with Leanna?
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Poor Leanna. She lives with a gay coworker, I think. Posting on social media how she can't find a good guy to date.

Imagine, you meet some chick at the bar named Leanna Hangan. You hit it off okay. You type her name into Google to see what pops up...

What the fuck?

Same will happen with Kat. She is tainted. Her name will forever be associated with the autism vortex of Darksydephil. She's 30. The clock is ticking. If she wants to have kids that are not four-legged she needs to get out sooner than later.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Poor Leanna. She lives with a gay coworker, I think. Posting on social media how she can't find a good guy to date.

Imagine, you meet some chick at the bar named Leanna Hangan. You hit it off okay. You type her name into Google to see what pops up...

What the fuck?

Same will happen with Kat. She is tainted. Her name will forever be associated with the autism vortex of Darksydephil. She's 30. The clock is ticking. If she wants to have kids that are not four-legged she needs to get out sooner than later.
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Doesn't Leanna have a boyfriend? That blond guy seen in here Halloween photos. And her being single I wouldn't be surprised, her personality was annoying and abbrasive, hopefully she grew up. But it would bt epic if Dave was texting Leanna behind the scenes because he can actually have a conversation with her rather than that shutin doorknob horse of a wife that he keeps in his stables...I mean home. Afterall, Dave technically got Kat while she was still with her ex, so Dave clearly doesnt care if he cheats.
 
DukeMorty said:
Doesn't Leanna have a boyfriend? That blond guy seen in here Halloween photos. And her being single I wouldn't be surprised, her personality was annoying and abbrasive, hopefully she grew up. But it would bt epic if Dave was texting Leanna behind the scenes because he can actually have a conversation with her rather than that shutin doorknob horse of a wife that he keeps in his stables...I mean home. Afterall, Dave technically got Kat while she was still with her ex, so Dave clearly doesnt care if he cheats.
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That's her roommate, not her boyfriend. She tweeted after the halloween pic talking about how she can't meet guys. He is also in a lot of her pics with other dudes too. I'm not 100% but reading between the lines, he is her sassy gay roommate.

Do I think Phil is texting Leanna? Emphatic no. She broke his heart and made him look like a fool. Phil probably stalks her like a creeper but he doesn't overtly contact her.
 
millais said:
I wonder how strict of an NDA she has signed with the Pig. Will she have no new social media or online presence for the rest of her life? Or will the radio silence only last some months like with Leanna?
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I always assumed she still has social media, or at least an online presence, but it's small enough to fly under the radar. If I had to guess, I'd say she uses steam or discord, nothing as big as twitter or Facebook. She never really struck me as the type of person who liked to share personal details/opinion with a lot of people.

I wouldn't ever go so far as to classify Khet as smart, but I think she's at least intelligent enough to keep a low profile, unlike someone like Phil who has to use the same self-identifying username everywhere he goes. She also seems aware enough that if anyone found her accounts, she'd be closely monitored/trolled anytime she tried to post anything. We know she can be discreet, given how she hid her Phil conversations from her former BF. Maybe if she got really desperate for attention after Phil, she'd go public, but I think she'll just continue to keep a low profile and slide into someone's DMs and basically do to Phil what she did to her ex.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
she'll just continue to keep a low profile and slide into someone's DMs and basically do to Phil what she did to her ex.
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I genuinely wonder if Phil and Kat are close enough to where Kat couldn't just sneak out in the night, or better yet, during a stream. I can just imagine her with some boxes and a cat carrier, popping the garage open and driving off into the night while Phil is upstairs crying about SF2ST. She could do an IRL stream of it too, so anyone saying "Phil! Kat is stealing Jasper and the car!" can be dismissed as a troll and she can get away completely unnoticed.
 
Kat is sitting on a gold mine whenever she needs it. If she leaves Phil and starts streaming again she could offer to answer any Phil related question honestly for a modest $50 tip. Troll tippers would line up to throw her 50 bucks to ask the size of Phil's penis, or how many times they had sex. Or any number of embarrassing Phil related questions.

Kat, if you read this, think about it. You'd immediately become a hero, and make a good chunk of change too.
 
Murmur said:
Kat is sitting on a gold mine whenever she needs it. If she leaves Phil and starts streaming again she could offer to answer any Phil related question honestly for a modest $50 tip. Troll tippers would line up to throw her 50 bucks to ask the size of Phil's penis, or how many times they had sex. Or any number of embarrassing Phil related questions.

Kat, if you read this, think about it. You'd immediately become a hero, and make a good chunk of change too.
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You can say the same about Leanna, and she hasn't cashed it in yet. Only thing we've heard from Leanna regarding the pig was that she wished him the best with his marriage. I do wonder if she knows DSP has said some mean things about her though.
 
ReentryPhantom said:
You can say the same about Leanna, and she hasn't cashed it in yet. Only thing we've heard from Leanna regarding the pig was that she wished him the best with his marriage. I do wonder if she knows DSP has said some mean things about her though.
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She either knows and doesn't care, or doesn't know and wouldn't care anyway. Leanna knows that being associated with Phil is overall a bad experience, firsthand. She could have done some shit with the SoK back when she was younger and more likely to go off. She's more of a mature, intelligent adult than Phil.
And she has LSP and Nigel in her corner, she finna pull up and let shots pop like she's droppin dox'.
 
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Kat's Twitter background is the troll face.

I'm holding out hope that this is one long drawn out gay op pulled off by the most innovative and ingenious detractor of them all.
 
Murmur said:
Kat is sitting on a gold mine whenever she needs it. If she leaves Phil and starts streaming again she could offer to answer any Phil related question honestly for a modest $50 tip. Troll tippers would line up to throw her 50 bucks to ask the size of Phil's penis, or how many times they had sex. Or any number of embarrassing Phil related questions.

Kat, if you read this, think about it. You'd immediately become a hero, and make a good chunk of change too.
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Do it Khet, you could afford a makeover or ten, reinvent yourself. Get dabbin' !
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Kat's Twitter background is the troll face.

I'm holding out hope that this is one long drawn out gay op pulled off by the most innovative and ingenious detractor of them all.
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I think this unlikely but amazing scenario would qualify as a straight op.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I always assumed she still has social media, or at least an online presence, but it's small enough to fly under the radar. If I had to guess, I'd say she uses steam or discord, nothing as big as twitter or Facebook. She never really struck me as the type of person who liked to share personal details/opinion with a lot of people.

I wouldn't ever go so far as to classify Khet as smart, but I think she's at least intelligent enough to keep a low profile, unlike someone like Phil who has to use the same self-identifying username everywhere he goes. She also seems aware enough that if anyone found her accounts, she'd be closely monitored/trolled anytime she tried to post anything. We know she can be discreet, given how she hid her Phil conversations from her former BF. Maybe if she got really desperate for attention after Phil, she'd go public, but I think she'll just continue to keep a low profile and slide into someone's DMs and basically do to Phil what she did to her ex.
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The Autistic Temptress
New York Times bestselling romance novel seven years running.
 
yoshitsune said:
Do you think they ever even fucked once? I remember Leanna back in the day complaining that Phil had the sex drive of a eunuch,
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Knowing Piglord the way we do, do you really think he wouldn't force himself to close his eyes and fuck her in order to consummate the marriage and entrap her?
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Poor Leanna. She lives with a gay coworker, I think. Posting on social media how she can't find a good guy to date.
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To be fair, she has some experience at living with gay men while getting absolutely no sex.

 
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