Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[harbinger]

Out of Cali and into Renton perhaps? A man can dream, can’t he?

 

[FamicomGorby]

Out of Cali and into Renton perhaps? A man can dream, can’t he?

Still waiting for the day she busts in on stream like Kramer.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'm guessing she's moving to Oregon since they legalized all drugs.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I'm guessing she's moving to Oregon since they legalized all drugs.

Portland is nice to their homeless, but it looks like she's trying to go somewhere warmer than Southern California.... I honestly don't know where that would be? Florida?

 

[Pepper Jack]

So when's some CA detractor going to take Jenna in and help her out. It could be a KF attempt to remake that movie Pretty Woman, except it'd probably end up much more entertaining.

It would be BPD Pretty Woman and Jenna is irredeemable. If you tried to take her in, she would rob you in the middle of the night for weed money so she could roll her shitty blunts.

She would need a shaved head and a prison hose down before I get near her. She is like a ferral cat.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Still waiting for the day she busts in on stream like Kramer.

I'm not expecting it, but the thought still puts a smile on my face, because holy shit would Phil's reaction be priceless.

 

[Covfefe]

I'm not expecting it, but the thought still puts a smile on my face, because holy shit would Phil's reaction be priceless.

Jenna commando-rolling through the window and screaming about her Capital R heritage while Phil scrambles around in a panic would be the event of the decade. Could really do wonders for her social media presence too.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'm not expecting it, but the thought still puts a smile on my face, because holy shit would Phil's reaction be priceless.

You know how in Seinfeld every time Kramer does that the laugh track goes fucking apeshit? It would be the same exact reaction, the sound of all the detractors losing their collective shit at the same time would be so loud it would be heard around the world.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Jenna is live on Instagram right now. I have no means of documenting it, so if anyone that can joins in, maybe we get some gold dust.
She's currently blabbering about god loving her to some old woman. Someone they both know apparently died.

EDIT: Link https://www.instagram.com/officialbrazymamo/ and fixed a typo.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Her dog looks like she found it in the trash.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

With the kind of life she apparently leads, she probably literally did.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

Her dog looks like she found it in the trash.

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My eyesight isnt the best, but is that a floor mat behind her little hobo shopping cart, or is that a cardboard sign? As in holding up a cardboard sign at the intersection while begging for money (hey dsp).

 

[Iron Father]

My eyesight isnt the best, but is that a floor mat behind her little hobo shopping cart, or is that a cardboard sign? As in holding up a cardboard sign at the intersection while begging for money (hey dsp).

Definitely a poorly drawn sign. Says something like "LOVE IS THE ONLY..."

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I think the last word is "answer".

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Did anything interesting happen when Jenna was streaming yesterday? She blocked me on Instagram so I didn't watch.

 

[harbinger]

Her dog looks like she found it in the trash.

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Are we certain the dog didn’t find her in the trash?

 

[Iron Hamster]

I think the last word is "answer".

I think it's "way to support DSP"

 

[tzgnilki]

Kat's asshole is so hairy, Phil had to do something about it

I wish I was joking

thanks dark dave mirror for the nightmare, 2:19:21 if the timestamp doesn't work

 

[Kosher Dill]

Kat's asshole is so hairy, Phil had to do something about it

I wish I was joking

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gvRayOyQz5M
thanks dark dave mirror for the nightmare, 2:19:21 if the timestamp doesn't work

That is the most likely scenario, but I think it's also possible that she's too asper-tistic to shave her legs with an ordinary razor without cutting herself.

 

[DeeTracktor]

I bet Khets bum fluff is thicker than Phil's goatie and comb back combo