Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Here's the thing. Young, drunk me might have fucked Kat. Older, somewhat sober me probably wouldn't.

But neither one of us would have married her and chose to live the rest of my life under the same roof as her and give her half my money (the half that Scopely didn't get). That's what makes Phil special.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Here's the thing. Young, drunk me might have fucked Kat. Older, somewhat sober me probably wouldn't.

But neither one of us would have married her and chose to live the rest of my life under the same roof as her and give her half my money (the half that Scopely didn't get). That's what makes Phil special.
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Would you have told people you needed thousands of dollars to pay taxes, used that money to move her into your house, and then not pay your taxes and go bankrupt?

That's true love.
 
I'd only fuck Kat if I could be certain Phillip would catch us in the act. I might have to dodge a few limp wristed hatchet swings on my way out but it would be totally worth it.

Actually no, he wouldn't try to fight, he'd open the door, witness me balls deep in his old lady and be like: "Oh my god! This is so stupid! I don't want to see this!" while he covers his eyes.
 
I'd let Kat suck me off If I get to stream from Phil's chair while she does it.
"Hey guys, how's it going. TrappinintheTrap here with an unplanned stream! We're gonna play some Street Fighter today! Oh and by the way, Jasper can't come in today, but Kat is right here!. *points at her head like the old Patreon link*
 
Kosher Dill said:
Are you though? Are you really?
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Phil, at a time where he was healthier, couldn't bring himself to fuck a woman who was not only better looking, but showed a lot of interest in his little potato.

I don't think Phil and Khet have even seen each other naked.
 
Trappin in the Trap said:
I'd let Kat suck me off If I get to stream from Phil's chair while she does it.
"Hey guys, how's it going. TrappinintheTrap here with an unplanned stream! We're gonna play some Street Fighter today! Oh and by the way, Jasper can't come in today, but Kat is right here!. *points at her head like the old Patreon link*
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She’d definitely be reading the stream chat while sucking your dick too. That woman cares a LOT what people think of her.
 
Murmur said:
Guys serious question time. I need your honesty, in fact I want you to be more honest than you've ever been before in your entire life. It's incredibly easy to lie on the internet and I'd never know if you did, but I am going to trust each and every one of you.

Would you fuck Kat?

Like = Yes.
Feels = Yes but only for the sole purpose of cucking Phil.
Dislike = Nope.
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I just realized we couldn't play fuck, marry, kill with DSP autism vortex figures if we wanted to. The cast is so small. Even throwing in restreamers it's less than 10 characters.

Anyway, nope. Wouldn't fuck Kat, she just seems like she wouldn't be into it. I don't think there's a dry streak long enough for me to bang an autismo of that caliber. Don't stick your dick in crazy doesn't just apply because they might get clingy, violent, murdery and another bevy of good moods: They might just cry during sex and make things really awkward.

Just to further the time-killing shitposting, we might as well comment on the other women in DSP's life, I guess.

Jenna at least looks like she'd be an okay lay, but again, far too crazy and possibly STD infested to be worth the risk. Don't want her summoning her dead dad during it, either. She looks, you know, alright. Okay body, unflattering hairstyle. Terrible fucking personality though. Dealbreaker.

Panda's the only one I would consider fuckable. I have a (most likely) unjustified high opinion of her. She fucked Phil a time or two, eh well, we all make mistakes. Least if you were to get it on with Panda you know she'd be both alright at it and not psychotic.

So what do you think? Who's the most bangable lady in DSP's life? Feel free to elaborate.
Feels: Panda. Horrifying: Khet. Autistic: Jenna. Islamic: Linda.

(Jesus Phil, get out more so we can talk shit about a wider variety of people, you absolute hermit.)
 
SauceRyuKen said:
I just realized we couldn't play fuck, marry, kill with DSP autism vortex figures if we wanted to. The cast is so small. Even throwing in restreamers it's less than 10 characters.

Anyway, nope. Wouldn't fuck Kat, she just seems like she wouldn't be into it. I don't think there's a dry streak long enough for me to bang an autismo of that caliber. Don't stick your dick in crazy doesn't just apply because they might get clingy, violent, murdery and another bevy of good moods: They might just cry during sex and make things really awkward.

Just to further the time-killing shitposting, we might as well comment on the other women in DSP's life, I guess.

Jenna at least looks like she'd be an okay lay, but again, far too crazy and possibly STD infested to be worth the risk. Don't want her summoning her dead dad during it, either. She looks, you know, alright. Okay body, unflattering hairstyle. Terrible fucking personality though. Dealbreaker.

Panda's the only one I would consider fuckable. I have a (most likely) unjustified high opinion of her. She fucked Phil a time or two, eh well, we all make mistakes. Least if you were to get it on with Panda you know she'd be both alright at it and not psychotic.

So what do you think? Who's the most bangable lady in DSP's life? Feel free to elaborate.
Feels: Panda. Horrifying: Khet. Autistic: Jenna. Islamic: Linda.

(Jesus Phil, get out more so we can talk shit about a wider variety of people, you absolute hermit.)
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Leanna #1 by far:

Chad Leanna cleavage vs. virgin Kat cleavage vs. HIV+ Jenna cleavage
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Murmur said:
I'd only fuck Kat if I could be certain Phillip would catch us in the act. I might have to dodge a few limp wristed hatchet swings on my way out but it would be totally worth it.

Actually no, he wouldn't try to fight, he'd open the door, witness me balls deep in his old lady and be like: "Oh my god! This is so stupid! I don't want to see this!" while he covers his eyes.
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“My wife not upholding the sanctity of our marriage? That is so unrealistic dood! That doesn’t happen in a real marriage sim! Real life devs are fucking stoopid!”
 
I don't think he even consummated his marriage on his wedding night, he was so busy tweeting at everyone laughing at him
 
millais said:
I don't think he even consummated his marriage on his wedding night, he was so busy tweeting at everyone laughing at him
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To be fair, if he had that would have only been like 30 seconds less tweeting time, so who knows.
 
Lady Adjani said:
The fact that you're getting Dave's sloppy seconds is reason enough not to fuck Kat.
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The last time DSP plowed her fields was the day before the wedding.

We all know the man has a libido of a 60 your old fart.

I mean jesus Panda was sex starved when she left the fuck.
 
Gezkill said:
The last time DSP plowed her fields was the day before the wedding.

We all know the man has a libido of a 60 your old fart.

I mean jesus Panda was sex starved when she left the fuck.
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This is assuming that he's ever actually had pussy since pussy had him. Phil would be like every dude in the "Jizz in my Pants" video (when Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense...) as soon as someone who identified as "female" or "wrestler" so much as placed a hand on his shoulder.
 
SauceRyuKen said:
I just realized we couldn't play fuck, marry, kill with DSP autism vortex figures if we wanted to. The cast is so small. Even throwing in restreamers it's less than 10 characters.

Anyway, nope. Wouldn't fuck Kat, she just seems like she wouldn't be into it. I don't think there's a dry streak long enough for me to bang an autismo of that caliber. Don't stick your dick in crazy doesn't just apply because they might get clingy, violent, murdery and another bevy of good moods: They might just cry during sex and make things really awkward.

Just to further the time-killing shitposting, we might as well comment on the other women in DSP's life, I guess.

Jenna at least looks like she'd be an okay lay, but again, far too crazy and possibly STD infested to be worth the risk. Don't want her summoning her dead dad during it, either. She looks, you know, alright. Okay body, unflattering hairstyle. Terrible fucking personality though. Dealbreaker.

Panda's the only one I would consider fuckable. I have a (most likely) unjustified high opinion of her. She fucked Phil a time or two, eh well, we all make mistakes. Least if you were to get it on with Panda you know she'd be both alright at it and not psychotic.

So what do you think? Who's the most bangable lady in DSP's life? Feel free to elaborate.
Feels: Panda. Horrifying: Khet. Autistic: Jenna. Islamic: Linda.

(Jesus Phil, get out more so we can talk shit about a wider variety of people, you absolute hermit.)
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I have to agree on Kat. Regardless of any questions of appearance I get the feeling banging Kat would be kind of like when you're telling someone a story you think is really interesting but halfway through you realize the other party clearly isn't even paying attention and so you just stop. I don't even know if the woman has a sex drive anymore, her brain's sexual arousal centers have probably been rewired to only activate in response to getting cute items in animal crossing.

Jenna's legitimately scary. Plus I think maybe I was raised too white and middle class to even know how to interact with women that trashy and psychotic; like, do they understand normal person english? If not how do you seduce them? Do you just leave a trail of small weed nuggets leading up to your house then drop a cage on them? Either way I like having unstolen electronics and not having lice, so I'm giving that a thumbs down, nigga.

Panda is indeed the best option by a long shot, annoying voice aside. There's a very good reason Philburt basically had to groom her into dating him.

Schmeckel said:
This is assuming that he's ever actually had pussy since pussy had him. Phil would be like every dude in the "Jizz in my Pants" video (when Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense...) as soon as someone who identified as "female" or "wrestler" so much as placed a hand on his shoulder.
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Phil's a neurotic insecure psychosexual mess, my guess is the only way he can get off anymore would be through bizarre scenarios involving cuckoldry and women who bear more than a passing resemblance to his mother, and possibly through reading this thread and realizing that some detractors actually want to fuck his wife.
 
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