Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
I still maintain that Kat needs to work for play money. Phil covers the bills but he's not going to pay for anything else for his roommate.
You think Phil lets her away with not paying her share of bills?

More like Kat pays the bills and phil buys all the expensive shit he doesn't let us see in house tours/cooking videos

I refuse to believe Phil lets her away with not paying blills
 
You think Phil lets her away with not paying her share of bills?

More like Kat pays the bills and phil buys all the expensive shit he doesn't let us see in house tours/cooking videos

I refuse to believe Phil lets her away with not paying blills
Dave lets Linda sit at home all day and buy her retarded son shit from QVC. It makes sense that Phil would do the same for Kat.

Phil, at a time where he was healthier, couldn't bring himself to fuck a woman who was not only better looking, but showed a lot of interest in his little potato.

I don't think Phil and Khet have even seen each other naked.
We know Phil reads the farm. Wouldn't it be sad if he's seen Jenna topless more times than his "wife"?
 
You think Phil lets her away with not paying her share of bills?

More like Kat pays the bills and phil buys all the expensive shit he doesn't let us see in house tours/cooking videos

I refuse to believe Phil lets her away with not paying blills
I do, I think they have an arrangement where Kat gets to live rent free and Phil gets to say he has a real adult wife. Kat doesn't work enough to pay bills and have play money.

Phil pays for everything he'd have to pay for anyway if Kat weren't there. I'm probably wrong but we'll likely never know for sure.
 
I think she has a job because she has personal debt, no way someone as immature and unstable as her is debt free.
 
I think she has a job because she has personal debt, no way someone as immature and unstable as her is debt free.
Phil's claimed she has "debt of her own". Take anything coming from his mouth with a grain of salt (not hard to find around here), but I tend to believe it.

I doubt she's got creditors nipping at her heels, just a few credit cards maxed-out or nearly so, which she pays minimums on.
 
I still maintain that Kat needs to work for play money. Phil covers the bills but he's not going to pay for anything else for his roommate.
Not going to WANT to, no, but I'm sure if Khet pushed the issue, she could extract some cash from him. As simple as she is, I'm sure she has figured out by now that her lumpy husband is more of a pussy than the one she has between her legs.
We know Phil reads the farm. Wouldn't it be sad if he's seen Jenna topless more times than his "wife"?
Forgone conclusion as far as I'm concerned. I may not be convinced that Phil is gay, but I know for damn sure that Khet wasn't brought into the Snort Fort to be something easy on his bum eyes. Everything I've learned about his petty behavior since getting with her makes it abundantly clear to me that he hates Leanna for leaving him and forcing him to get another replacement mother, and though he lost her because (among many, many other things) he wouldn't fuck her, his soreness over that loss is something I just can't see a homo managing to hold on to. That, or Phil is so fucking autistic and selfish that it doesn't even matter what his preference is, if he is even capable of having one. It's not like he actually loved Leanna even when things were going great for him, after all. He loved that he was getting what he wanted, which just happened to require another human being in his life.
 
People also need to remember that Phil was becoming more of a nervous, emotional, out bursting wreck when Leanna left him, that period of time we witnessed some of the most aggravated comments towards stream viewers, chat banning everywhere, gin fuelled tweets etc.

He would have become incredibly more desperate for someone, even it had to be someone like Kat, because DSP needed a mommy status figure in his life because he spent so much time with Leanna in that goutmansion, that he was clearly struggling not having anyone to spend his "days off" with anymore (ultimate laziness).
 
He needs to be handheld through life, that's for sure. Single Phil is not happy Phil, even now that he's married he's already started slipping back into routinely heavily consuming fast food, because his wife works a few nights and either can't cook or won't because she's tired/busy. He's a wreck.
 
I don't even really care that much that he needs somebody (plenty of people a lot less troubled than him do), it's WHAT he needs somebody for. I know his mother babied him too much, but that's no fucking excuse. In fact, it's not even something he tries to excuse himself with to my knowledge, he just doesn't think it's abnormal at all to never cook for himself or clean up after himself or just doesn't care.

It's why I believe that Phil simply chooses to continue being a spoiled shit-head. Plenty of other people are raised to be assholes and at least try to go against that programming. He doesn't try, and I don't think it's out of laziness either. I think he prefers to being a detestable person, because it ensures that he can always count on having harsh critics and therefore look like a victim from his own warped perspective.
 
^ Agree but I think he is also a bit mentally disabled and doesn't quite recognize SOME of the wrong he does, doesn't really excuse it but I think there's some processing of information problems he has going on. He recognizes enough though to make him a genuine piece of shit. He has one of the funniest mental frames for perceiving stuff it's just amazing.
 
I think Khet is slightly more self aware than Phil. But, like Phil, she also enjoys pretending to be an adult. So, while she could just stay home all day and have Phil pay for everything, she plays adult by working a few hours over the weekend and buying her own games. That way, she gets to pat herself on the back for working so hard and she can delude herself into thinking she isn't entirely reliant on Phil.
 
I think Khet is slightly more self aware than Phil. But, like Phil, she also enjoys pretending to be an adult. So, while she could just stay home all day and have Phil pay for everything, she plays adult by working a few hours over the weekend and buying her own games. That way, she gets to pat herself on the back for working so hard and she can delude herself into thinking she isn't entirely reliant on Phil.

Not what I'd call a good sign for a marriage, that one of the partners is trying to maintain their independence like that.
 
Not what I'd call a good sign for a marriage, that one of the partners is trying to maintain their independence like that.
Nothing wrong with not being entirely dependent on the other person--some couples maintain separate bank accounts along with a joint one for bills to prevent squabbling over money--but the fact that they don't appear to have worked together on, say, Phil's debts prior to his bankruptcy is more damning.
 
Nothing wrong with not being entirely dependent on the other person--some couples maintain separate bank accounts along with a joint one for bills to prevent squabbling over money--but the fact that they don't appear to have worked together on, say, Phil's debts prior to his bankruptcy is more damning.

Yeah that's certainly true, good point. When I look at their situation I don't really get the vibe that it's two adults having separate incomes so as to avoid money squabbles or what-have-you though. To me it reeks much more of Kat making sure she doesn't have to go to DSP for anything beyond necessities. Maybe it's just me but something about that seems off, even setting aside the specific individuals we're talking about.

If my wife worked part-time just so she had some extra spending money instead of coming to me for it, knowing how much I earn streaming, I'd see that as a bad sign. The weirdest part is that DSP is the one with the house and all the money, yet he seems to be the one much more dependent on his wife, than the reverse.

Just a bizarre set-up that I have trouble wrapping my mind around tbh.
 
Not what I'd call a good sign for a marriage, that one of the partners is trying to maintain their independence like that.
Their marriage/relationship as a whole is nothing but red flags. With Leanna, the relationship was pretty bad, but there were at least some things to point to suggesting it was a relationship. Not a healthy one, mind you, but it was at least something. Hell, even with the fake escort saga, there were signs of a relationship. With Khet, there have been significant stretches where their relationship was so lacking, a fair amount of people argued she left months ago.
 
To me it reeks much more of Kat making sure she doesn't have to go to DSP for anything beyond necessities. Maybe it's just me but something about that seems off, even setting aside the specific individuals we're talking about.

If my wife worked part-time just so she had some extra spending money instead of coming to me for it, knowing how much I earn streaming, I'd see that as a bad sign. The weirdest part is that DSP is the one with the house and all the money, yet he seems to be the one much more dependent on his wife, than the reverse.

Just a bizarre set-up that I have trouble wrapping my mind around tbh.

Same for me. The one thing I think we should consider is Kat's background. It seems like she grew up relatively poor/lower middle class without a lot of stability (see crazy ass mom, two crazy ass sisters, and a dad who peaced out (right?)). I can't really blame her for wanting to have at least some income that isn't completely dependent on someone else, even her husband. Presumably she ought to get comfortable enough at some point that their finances would mingle more than roommates' money does, but they've been together for, what, 3 years total now? Many relationships would only just be entering the "should we get married and how would that look" phase--Phil rushed right through that and is hoping for the best. He doesn't seem to know much of anything about her, so I would highly doubt they've had more than surface-level discussions about their financial pictures.
 
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