Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Surly Muppet said:
Someone asks why can't Phil just go while she is at work.
He already explained this and he needs the car, stupid. There is literally NO WAY to work around this.

Drive Kat to work? Have her uber or taxi for one day? Why can't she just request a day off? Why did he leave it until now to reschedule when he still doesn't even know if she is going to regularly have Wednesdays off?
Nevermind, subject changed. It's impossible.

His mental illness is on full display tonight. He is incapable of handling reality.

EDIT: Hot lore.
Someone asks why Kat can't walk if it's close. Phil popped off, tearing into him about asking for personal information.
Phil says that when she changed hours and position, it may have necessitated that she changed buildings.
Phil said the information that came out a year ago (finally acknowledged) may no longer be accurate. He then banned the guy for trying to pry into his wife's personal business.
But crying about not being able to make it to the ENT because of her job is not personal even though it's all connected information.

Anyway, Kat may have relocated. Do we believe him?
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Just putting this here to keep track of this roller coaster.
 
Phil just said that Kat has worked in leadership positions lmaooo, I couldn't stop laughing at the idea that an autismo sperg like Kat worked in a leadership role,leaders need certain characteristics like being charismatic, fair, hard workers, good at listening, etc. all of these characteristics are not possessed by people that are special in the head like Kat, also if she had leadership positions why is she working stocking shelves now?

It's more than likely than Phil doesn't want to say Kat is working for minimum wage in retail so he has to lie about her past not realizing how bad it makes him look.
 
Tatu Carreta2 said:
Phil just said that Kat has worked in leadership positions lmaooo, I couldn't stop laughing at the idea that an autismo sperg like Kat worked in a leadership role,leaders need certain characteristics like being charismatic, fair, hard workers, good at listening, etc. all of these characteristics are not possessed by people that are special in the head like Kat, also if she had leadership positions why is she working stocking shelves now?

It's more than likely than Phil doesn't want to say Kat is working for minimum wage in retail so he has to lie about her past not realizing how bad it makes him look.
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She was the leader of the vegetables when she was stocking vegetable shelves in supermarket.
DEBUNKED!
 
Leadership position= telling Phil he is not allowed to date virtual girls in his video games anymore. She is his mom after all...
 
Rubea Meretrix said:

Says 6th of September of 1990.
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Source of the picture on the bottom from her twitter
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I forgot how normal and decent she looked. She has too much eye makeup and it makes her look like a performer on Cirque Du Soleil, but damn, comparing this to her now is horrifying. You can't tell me that she wasn't trying to get those Derich's with that shot of her boobs from her attempt at a streaming career.

EDIT: Fixing the image. I don't know why it's not showing up Fixed
 
Hadidecount1990 said:
Source of the picture on the bottom from her twitter
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I forgot how normal and decent she looked. She has too much eye makeup and it makes her look like a performer on Cirque Du Soleil, but damn, comparing this to her now is horrifying. You can't tell me that she wasn't trying to get those Derich's with that shot of her boobs from her attempt at a streaming career.

EDIT: Fixing the image. I don't know why it's not showing up Fixed
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She could be a swimsuit model after all so that picture must be when she was modeling for Sports Illustrated and Play Boy. But seriously she looks below average and has a boring shy personality. She must be a boring lay too, she probably lays still while you plow her. And if she gets jealous over virtual girls, you know roleplaying in bed is out the question.
Another thing I am curious about, her old instagram showed her having some cheap looking ninja swords. I wonder what happen to them. Does DSP put one by the entrance next to the Welcoming Axe and the other they have under the pillow? It would be interesting if a fan asked him about those swords. "What swords what are you talking about ackackack snort"
 
Hadidecount1990 said:
Source of the picture on the bottom from her twitter
View attachment 1995650
I forgot how normal and decent she looked. She has too much eye makeup and it makes her look like a performer on Cirque Du Soleil, but damn, comparing this to her now is horrifying. You can't tell me that she wasn't trying to get those Derich's with that shot of her boobs from her attempt at a streaming career.

EDIT: Fixing the image. I don't know why it's not showing up Fixed
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She was already talking to Phil when this was taken.
 
My main theory with Kat was since she had debts prior to Phil that she was working to pay off said debts while living rent free along with other expenses with Phil, likely once she has paid off the debts she would try and get a divorce and possibly try getting the house. She'd be all set especially if shes got a longer shift now.

Just a theory of course but if she was smart it would be a good idea, hint hint.
 
I don't think Kat has malicious intentions. She'll probably ride high on the hog until the pork is in the ground.
 
FaXmachine said:
My main theory with Kat was since she had debts prior to Phil that she was working to pay off said debts while living rent free along with other expenses with Phil, likely once she has paid off the debts she would try and get a divorce and possibly try getting the house. She'd be all set especially if shes got a longer shift now.

Just a theory of course but if she was smart it would be a good idea, hint hint.
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There is no evidence that Kat actually had any debts.

Some have speculated student loans. By using the powers of autism, you can trace Kat from living with mom in jr. high, getting shipped off to Gaylord, then ending up near Flint and getting arrested for trespassing and getting a court ordered mental evaluation. Then she couch surfed for a while and ended up back in Gaylord where she hooked up with Subaruman. Then she hooked up with Phil.

It's possible she got a student loan, but in my opinion, it seems unlikely. I don't think there are many colleges in bum-fuck Gaylord or even Flint that you would want to go to.

Credit card debt? Possibly. But on the other hand, all Kat allegedly owned when she moved to Renton was her computer. Phil allegedly had to buy her a phone, new clothes, etc. I would tend to believe that Subaruman bought most of her stuff for her. He obviously had money to blow if he could afford that sound system in his car.

In my expert opinion, Kat has a job for "fun money" and probably a "rainy day fund" (the Phil definition). She buys weeb toys, t-shirts, food, and video or music subscriptions. She allegedly had a gym membership at one time. I'm not sure, but didn't Phil say once that she goes and gets fast food on her lunch break? Plus video games and related DLCs.
 
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