Katherine Lorelei / Philip Alexander Sisson / Kat the Sage / @Sage_Lukahn / u/SageLukahn - LFJ's Executive Assistant, Domestic Abuser, and faux Trans Woman of Color.

[Artificial Stupidity]

Troons to the left of me,
Sex pests to the right,
Here I am...
A kiwi laughing at you

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Is he huffing keyboard duster? What the fuck is he even on about here?

ETA: ok I should have Googled it; "the contraption" is a series of mute lists that some Dangerhair maintains on Bluesky. That's fucking hilarious. Phil has been muted by a good portion of Bluesky. Of course they don't respond to you, Phil, you're muted.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

While getting cancelled for being a sex pest this dude claims others are getting their dicks hard bc they mute and block him while he complains that it fucks with him trying to grift on this platform lol you can't make this shit up. 10/10 kino

 

[Plum Smuggler]

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Is he huffing keyboard duster? What the fuck is he even on about here?

ETA: ok I should have Googled it; "the contraption" is a series of mute lists that some Dangerhair maintains on Bluesky. That's fucking hilarious. Phil has been muted by a good portion of Bluesky. Of course they don't respond to you, Phil, you're muted.

Using this tool he has 548 people blocking. He has 533 actual followers.


Can anyone do anything with that rice cooker Gmail address? Like find associated accounts?

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Using this tool he has 548 people blocking. He has 533 actual followers.
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Can anyone do anything with that rice cooker Gmail address? Like find associated accounts?

Ahahaha! Look up the block lists he's on using that tool. It's glorious.

Personal favorite:


Hilarious how many lists he's ended up on that are purportedly for TERFs and such.

 

[Roland TB-303]

Even after the Washington Post article which featured my work, the total money I was able to raise on here was less than 200 or so dollars.

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[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

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If it was possible to die of schadenfreude I'd be worried for Jewsh right now.

I guess karma's something you just can't avoid, not matter how hard you virtue-signal.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Every. Fucking. Time.

My favourite thing about those leaked DMs is how obviously male-brained his thirsty messages are. Only a (socially retarded) man would see someone struggling with obvious mental issues and think 'would exposing myself to you help?' was an appropriate response.

 

[Vect]

If Kevin Gibes has good reason to call you a creepy weirdo, you may as well take the elevator to the top floor. Makes you wonder what kind of working relationship he has with Liz. "Nlo sexy time untir bad Bird Farm is destroy!"



I love this one. "Oh, you fight Nazis, that's totes inspirational...I'm getting, like, big dom energy, right now...*scrolls through phone*".

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Makes you wonder what kind of working relationship he has with Liz.

Between the way LFJ basically said "sorry, you're on your own now" when he signal-boosted Kat's GoFundMe last year, the glimpses of drama surrounding Kat amongst the other trannies at the time, and this latest scandal, I'd be willing to bet LFJ has basically cut ties with Kat by this point.

Ol' Gumjob is finding out the hard way how quickly the extremely online trans community will turn on you once your usefulness has run out or you're deemed a liability. And he won't even be able to spank it to Kevin Gibes' bolt-on pics anymore. Love that for him!


OTOH, getting excommunicated might signal the end of Kat's story arc, so sadly this amusing minor cow will probably never make it out of the Prospering Grounds now.

 

[Vibe_Guy]

Narcissists having a thread and being held accountible for their past actions is my second favorite genre on the farms.

My favorite genre is BMJ clips.
I really like your OP and the comments surrounding it

 

[F13 Key]

[T] [A]

Bluesky is an untapped gold mine.

[A]

Even the other troons seem to think Phil's a grifter and are distancing themselves from him.

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Some bonus anti Liz Fong Jones seething. Some of them don't like him either.

"yiff.com", what the fuck? lol.

 

[AnOminous]

Is he huffing keyboard duster? What the fuck is he even on about here?

I believe he is extremely angry.

Imagine a man pretending to be a woman and of insanely offensive appearance, look how ugly this faggot is, turns out to be a weird sex pest in other ways too. Great job you sick weirdo.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Elliot may need to start paying his gimp a little more. That GFM has lost it's legs.
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This was just funny.
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More fundraising woes. This guy changed the world.
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BTW you can now archive bluesky.

https://archive.ph/1zGw5

Bringing a couple older posts from LFJ's thread because LOL.

The thing about Phil is that he was always gonna fail because he's so fucking hideous and the Troon Cabal is extremely shallow. Phil looks like if Morla the Ancient One from Neverending Story bought a Walmart dress (I know Morla is female ancient turtle creature, all apologies to Morla). If he was younger and less repulsive to look at, all his false bravado might have paid off. It certainly has for other untalented and borderline retarded Troons.

 

[Flamin Park]

Every. Fucking. Time.

My favourite thing about those leaked DMs is how obviously male-brained his thirsty messages are. Only a (socially retarded) man would see someone struggling with obvious mental issues and think 'would exposing myself to you help?' was an appropriate response.

My favourite thing is they're all pretending to hate him for being creepy but they actually hate him because 'what if I post an attention seeking sad status and get offered mansex instead of asspats and donations!'

He forgot the most important part for most t4ts
T4t4pay. If he offered to pay the dude to come live with him as his personal fuck slave it'd be 'sooooo hawt'

And lol at 'zoe' complaining sex sucks since transitioning, like I'm amazed nuking your libido and then getting fucked by poorly passing dudes as a (likely) straight man is unsatisfying. I'm guessing he only bottoms because he can't get it up for fellow troons

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I’m sure Elliot and his band of misshapen misfits are still in contact with Phil. Alex Leal reposted this a few days ago.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

He's still claiming to be "of color"? Wow. He really digs himself in like a tick. Deeply in debt and behind on rent/utilities/etc, but can't get a job because he's busy "fighting Nazis" (aka perving on other Troons), and despite having been proven through genealogy to be lily white, still claiming "PoC" status to grift.

I'm not saying the Bluesky cancel mob should grab hold of his Pretendian bullshit, but you guys don't need to credit the farms if you do.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

The whole situation reads to me is that LFJ just used Mr. Sisson to do free work for him to try and take down The Farms with a shiny name tag of exec. assistant. Probably sold him the idea that 'exposure' would help him fund his tranny go-fund-me DC dream. Phil doesn't strike me as someone who is outraged and seething at the site in their waking moments of free time like LFJ, Keffals or manlet Sean. His main occupation is being a pervert online nor does he seem bothered that everyone thinks hes a sex pest.

He's a creepy man but I haven't heard much from him since the WaPost article.
The troon mutual aid is funny because all of them are grifters so no one donates to anyone but they will empty their wallets to buy porn or plastic garbage off each other. Their community is so small that if you get canceled in their circles, you're dead in the water when it comes to crowd-funding.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Is he huffing keyboard duster? What the fuck is he even on about here?

"Yes, I'm the girl in that Washington Post article.
"Even after the Washington Post article which featured my work, the total money I was able to raise on here was less than 200 or so dollars."

He really did think some random unseen news article was going to make him the President of Trans in DC.

 

[Oliver Onions]

He really did think some random unseen news article was going to make him the President of Trans in DC.

Clout-chasing troons seem to make the same mistake as OnlyFans thots, where they're only capable of looking up. They see master grifters like Keffals making $100k and think 'what's good for the goose', not realising that the average troon grift is lucky to break $1k if it gets any traction at all.

And, again much like OF thots, I am very much looking forward to the fallout after they realise they wasted years of their lives debasing themselves and poisoning their digital footprint only to be older, more busted and with absolutely nothing to show for it.