Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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SaidNoOneEver said:
It needs to be repeated over and over that Keffals didn't finally throw Vaush under the bus for being a pedo but for GETTING CAUGHT being a pedo.
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I know Vaush is a pedo but when people were making fun of him for being a filthy degenerate cp lover, Lucas defended him tooth and nail. Mutah doesn't have to do anything anymore, just that tweet he made changed public perseption on the legitimacy of the site, consequently it changes perseption of Lucas' character as a whole. Lucas doesn't want to go round 2 with a stronger kiwi farms. So he jumped out and immediately stared stacking bodies to quell the storm, but people aren't buying it. Next, he throws the guy he'd been adamantly defending the past week under the bus to take any eyes off of his shitty behavior. It's like pottery, it's so joever Keffal bros.
 
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Something Awful said:
Getting the police to enact policy changes? Some confusing statements from Lucas, a few days ago he outlined a different preferred outcome in the Catboy Ranch:

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If the people who donated to the GFM thought they were contributing to Lucas's cocaine fund so he could end up in a $20,000 rehab and then try to settle with the police for the rehab costs, well, they're getting exactly what they paid for. Lucas is really trying to carry out this devious Rube Goldberg plan of great justice.
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His "rehab" was done online not at the various places Ontario has for that so he fucked himself over on that part.
 
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We all know Muta will def have to state like 6 times how he isn't transphobic. Probably will even bring up that KF is in fact awful and terrible and he would never partake in it's hateful content (Which you know is a fucking lie anything to tame the the public in his favour)
But having him put the spotlight on Lucas and how he's not a good person nor role model to his pretty large fanbase is a wonderful thing. I shan't look this gift horse in the mouth. It will get more people looking into him and seeing all the terrible he's actually done. He 100% needs to be deplatformed. He shouldn't have one period. He put innocent children at risk so he can get asspats from his fellow pedotroons
 
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sallowhal said:
i just want to say this is the perfect example of what makes a lolcow. no alogging, no cow tipping. just this feral retard willfully choosing to put himself in the line of fire for absolutely no fucking reason at all.

don't 41%, lucas, please. you're too funny to die.
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He kinda Kevin Spacey’d himself. But at least Kevin Spacey was the subject of interest in his ordeal. There was no reason for Keffals to play Captain Save-a-Hoe.
 
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Seems there were some updates to the packaging since the original post was made for DIY HRT's packaging. They removed the red text about "keep out of reach of parents" but otherwise it has remained the same.

The "ingredients" remain lies with a "just trust me" guarantee on the website as to what is actually inside this bottle of "skincare oil." Supposedly this is actually "Estradiol Valerate" consisting of "40mg/ml, Benzyl Benzoate ,Benzyl Alcohool, MCT." The vial clearly says "Grapeseed oil, castor oil, MCT oil, and EV." I'm not sure why they maintain a typo on the "real" list but I would like my "medical care" provider to not make such mistakes...

No hairs in this bottle.

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Shipped via FedEx from Brazil in 2023.
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Lies to customs, but that's a known thing at this point.
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They claim the value to be 45 Brazilian Reals, which converts to about $9 USD. Which is weird since they sell it for $65 USD minimum.
They also mark it as "skin care oil" with "deongen" being named... Seems to be a fictional thing. But that's okay you guys! It's an inside joke! For fun!
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Two later posters from this thread don't seem to have functioning brains if they think they're shooting up motor oil...
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Anyway, that's all I have. This is all from 2023 but I thought this shit ended and didn't bother making an account to post with.
 
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Collections Agent said:
People like Muta have a multimillion dollar career based around tiptoeing YouTubes overreaching and very 'woke' guidelines.

I don't blame anyone for using the "right" pronouns or not referencing a controversial site if it means keeping their channel and therefore, their livelihood alive
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You're saying he's on the take and we should hate him for it, and that he values youtube money more than truth. I agree. He totally lacks integrity of any kind.
 
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MeltyTW said:
im so glad this fucking nigger is having panic attacks, i hope their heart rate shoots up and they literally worry themselves to death live with their ugly fucking face frozen in sheer terror as they kick the bucket to begin their damnation for molesting kids. rest in piss keffals you wont be missed.
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I want this dickless eunuch to die in misery, but then the pain would be quickly gone. I want this dickless eunuch to be in abject misery for the rest of its life, and I believe it staying alive and suffering with an ever smaller circle of "friends" and "fans" is much more of a punishment than a quick escape. I want to see this dickless eunuch to live a miserable long life. I also want to see it flail and scrape and get more and more desperate to get attention. I doubt it will ever happen, but i want to see it attempt suicide but fail, only to fuck itself up more.
 
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AltisticRight said:
You might not be able to get your penis back but at least you can fix your spine you cretin.
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No he can't, because he chopped off his dick and castrated himself. His spine will continue to deteriorate, as he develops a hunchback and scoliosis, as eunuchs do.
 
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A. G. Peak said:
Now Mutahar is digging into the Catboy Ranch lore.

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2024 is the Year of the Kiwi.
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For anyone whose feeling too optimistic, he got close to ratio'd on a tweet he just made mentioning Vaush's loli folder because his leftist (pedophile) audience thinks him seeing a cartel video once makes him just as bad. Someone also pointed out he did a collab with vaush a few months ago where they talked about how bad troons have it. It's nice to see a potential case of friendly fire but keep in mind that everyone involved here are still faggots with lefty audiences
 
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NinjaSniffer said:
No one is doing a mainstream accessible expose on keffals. No one wants to be perforated by feds. Its not going to happen.
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the closest we got was the Blocked and Reported podcast (which if you haven't listened to yet and want a quick run down of the retarded shit that went down, i recommend listening to parts 1 & 2).
 
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“The weight of your karma has returned with the shaking of the earth. You have awoken to find it sitting on your chest kneeling on your neck. Rejoice, for it is the one thing you can count on to never leave you. “Ack Ack you filthy Troon”

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