And to think all of this drama is the result of Vaush's coombrain absent-mindedly leaving his degenerate porn folder open on stream for a whole half a second.
That's really gotta sting. It's like accidentally leaving the oven on before you go to work and coming back to see your house has burned down. Such a tiny, miniscule mistake caused all of this. Don't get me wrong, there's nobody else in the world more deserving of this than Keffals and Vaush, but it's still so wild to see.
And Keffals, true to form, decided the best course of action was not to quietly distance himself from Vaush, but to jump right on that grenade for his bestest commie pedo buddy Vaush and rush to his defense. I mean, fuck me, if my best friend was suddenly outed as a degenerate pedophile, I wouldn't be rushing to his aid. It's like if your friend was outed as a serial killer and then you rushed in to defend them, saying "well, okay, but he really only killed a few people, and let's be honest, they kind of deserved it. No big deal, guys!"
Now Keffals is rapidly scrambling for damage control and all of his former allies smell blood in the water like the rabid sharks they all are. And the Farms, the forum that's supposed to be dead, is still alive and kicking, here to record it for all of posterity and laugh at this tranny slap-fight with popcorn in hand and front-row seating.
Well Lucas, you did it. You're internet famous now. Hope it was worth it! Eid, Sacul, Eid!
