Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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Markass the Worst said:
It makes me wonder how his mom became such a handmaiden. Most trannies have problems with their parents and cut off contact with them, did he do something special to get her on his side?
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Ole Catherine was probably just relieved that Lucas had found a different fetish that didn’t involved trying to fuck a half-blind chihuahua.
 
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HarblMcDavid said:
This looks remarkably like beef chow fun from a Chinese greasy spoon. I was unsuccessful in finding a match from local Chinese restaurants on yelp in Belfast however, apparently not many people photograph their beef chow fun. 🤔
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That's hilarious. If Lucas truly was able to cook something up in Ireland that was too goysloppy for the Irish, that might be his first accomplishment ever in life.
 
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Starting off, Tipster joked about starting HRT
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At least, I'm taking that as a joke.
Community racism:
Velvet (formerly KeffalsMemes) one of Keffals more active mods recently got in a bit of bother during the discourse that Elon Musk considers Cis to be a slur by asking whether there is a 'hard R' version of Cis
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The quote tweets aren't happy, only just unprivated so I could archive it.

Secondly it seems Jalyn is having another breakdown, but more on that later. Femyoz and Jalyn who appeared on the Augie stream together after Keffals and Tipster fled it have apparently been caught sending racist abuse to someone on Twitter/Discord.
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Jalyn Mental Breakdown #3733:
Keffals lookalike Jalyn appears to have had yet another mental breakdown, I'm not sure what over but it's resulting in some really weird DM's which I can't even put in chronological order as... well, see for yourselves. [A]
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Here's where things get complicated unless you line them up by the timestamps:
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It continued over onto Discord
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I sometimes like to imagine how much funnier Keffals would be if he acted more like his doppelganger Jalyn.
 
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Kees H said:
The funniest thing, it's not even the topic that makes no one wants to see this video. It's Keffals. Just looked at F1nn5ter's own channel, this is one of the videos F1nn5ter uploaded himself approx 20 hours ago:

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F1nn5ter's content is doing fine, and seems fairly popular. It's just Keffals being boring as shit that causes people not to click on his video, not even trannies or other faggots, as apparently they are watching this F1nn5ter faggots video. I'd guess he will blame it on people not being interested in F1nn5ter, tho, knowing Lucas.
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keffals has no appeal to him. he just comes off very miserable and bitter or as if he is seeking attention. i have yet to see a stream where keffals sounds like he is actually happy he always sounds like he is on the verge of falling asleep. where as finn here has a better voice overall and does not come across bitter or anything. he is just a dude doing what he likes and as far as i am aware is not trying to get kids to sneak drugs like keffals does.
 
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Tetragrammaton said:
keffals has no appeal to him. he just comes off very miserable and bitter or as if he is seeking attention. i have yet to see a stream where keffals sounds like he is actually happy he always sounds like he is on the verge of falling asleep. where as finn here has a better voice overall and does not come across bitter or anything. he is just a dude doing what he likes and as far as i am aware is not trying to get kids to sneak drugs like keffals does.
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Going further than that, look at where Lucas started. Passes enough so a fat gross dude like Tipster can thirst over him. Righteous cause of destroying the den of evil that is kiwifarms.net. Popular enough among kids to sell them testicle hair hrt.

Then the fucking idiot manages to destroy it all by being just that unlikable. Anyone who tried to get to know him quickly found that lucas was a mean nasty asshole who would sell you out at the drop of a hat. You could take away any hatred for troons in general and look at Lucas Roberts as just another human being with no special privilege and still want to shove him in a dumpster.

Dude just needs to fuck off. Get a quiet job at walmart and fade away. He can't though, because he's a retard and needs attention.

Pathetic.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
Absolutely fucking horrifying. How is it that the femboy is more convincing as a real woman that whatever the fuck that creature is on the right. Go back to Mordor you deformed orc looking ass gobloid.
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To be fair, if Finnster isn't a troon and really is just a guy ironically wearing women's clothing for the keks, I could see why he would make Lucas seethe. He's everything Lucas wishes he could have been without having to sacrifice his dick. Lucas is a hunchback eunoch who is as grotesque as the day is long. He will never be an uwu wiggler girl. Finnster on the other hand I would 90% chance fail to clock on a pass by. With Lucas, there is no doubt it's a male. A broken, dishevelled, horrible Mengele experiment of a male, but a male all the same.


Don't really know how to properly segway into this, but modern day troonism/genderism has really tried it's best to stamp out pretty boys and tom girls. I must have missed the jump to where effiminate men and masculine women were suddenly pressured into trooning or fagging out.

Everyone wants to meme that they want that athletic wrench-wench tomboy girlfriend or long-haired soft-faced anime boyfriend, yet society as a whole is trying it's best to snuff it out. It's all or nothing these days. Can't break conventional appearance norms without going full troon, apparently.
 
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Asian tech support said:
He took the EstroLabs ashwagandha pills.
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I guess it couldn't have had any worse an effect than whatever the fuck he's already taking, theres nothing he or any other man can take to make him a woman, and at least the Ashwagandha pills wouldn't have given him those ridiculous wall eyed tubular moobs he keeps flopping out for the camera.
 
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Quick update on Lucas his spergery on Bluesky.

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As you can see, his stream announcement is doing very well over there as well as he is really popular. Other messages got ~40 likes, this one just gets 15. Big Keffals W.

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Some faggot he invited is thanking him.
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More cultural appropriation. Elliot No Dong Jones will be so mad (and it's painfully unfunny and cringe at levels I've never witnessed before).

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Either a "joke" or some other faggot I don't know that needs to message this catboy collector.

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And the last one. He's trying to date or something with this? I have no clue, but it rAtIo'D his fucking stream announcement.
 
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Croaking Spider said:
A broken, dishevelled, horrible Mengele experiment of a male, but a male all the same.
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Once you see the trademark troon fivehead and HRT hunchback, you can't unsee them. Even more than the mAdam's apple and the man hands and the man waist (because they're so fucking fat the waist is often obscured), these are the dead giveaways of the non-passing troon.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I guess it couldn't have had any worse an effect than whatever the fuck he's already taking, theres nothing he or any other man can take to make him a woman, and at least the Ashwagandha pills wouldn't have given him those ridiculous wall eyed tubular moobs he keeps flopping out for the camera.
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I won't be surprised if these POS have more serious side effects and being more damaging than tobacco.
 
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So, Keffals debated YankeeTankie (YouTube), some fat American commie who challenged our nigger Lucas to a debate a couple of months ago, and it finally happened on Twitch. The entire conversation is too retarded for me to archive on here over Tor. I just clipped two great moments where this fat glob completely fucked up Lucas with some good old "transphobia". Lucas had to mute YankeeTankie a couple of times to make his point, and it was just a screaming match. If you want to watch it, the archive is up on Twitch: Link If Lucas deletes it and someone REALLY has the urge to watch it, I have the MP4 downloaded, but I am not feeling like archiving this on the site now over Tor, as the two clips below are a good summary of the entire conversation.

Fighting about who is the "whitest chauvinist", Keffals or the fat fuck, ending in some "transphobia" and Lucas muting him to read some dumb news article:


This fat fuck calls Lucas a retard and a troon, and you can see the exact moment where Lucas his brain stops working (this is what he calls "PTSD" I'd guess), ending up in muting him to say "uwu twitch will ban me don't do transphobic slurs <3<3":


Also funny, and worth posting, this entire stream gave him a net loss of 28 followers, with 293 average viewers. Really great numbers for Lucas. I'd guess people are getting notifications from Twitch Lucas is live, they realize they are still following this fucktard, and unsubscribe on the spot.

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Kees H said:
If Lucas deletes it and someone REALLY has the urge to watch it, I have the MP4 downloaded, but I am not feeling like archiving this on the site now over Tor, as the two clips below are a good summary of the entire conversation.View attachment 5177458
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I keep an archive of all of Lucas' streams here, so I have the stream saved. I'm not really sure how long before I stop doing that. It's just automatic at this point and he is not very interesting to me anymore.
 
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