Keffals interviews Chris

[AnOminous]

How was this not posted yet?

Probably because nobody cares.

"That massive peg" was what I understood, you know the saying " taking someone down a peg", I think he was implying the farms going down was "going down a massive peg" because maybe even he didn't expect it to last but still considered it to be a considerable blow/accomplishment.

Imagine being such a retarded man that even an autistic mother-rapist like Chris has a more realistic view than you do of the Farms.

 

[Room Temp Shrimp]

I don't think he expects to get anything. If some people DO pay for it, he will likely say how he made Kiwifarms pay for their pet retard. Except of course folks around these parts hardly care as much as they used to about Chris. He just wants to make kiwifarms angy, just no one is going to really care. That's about my prediction here.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Probably because nobody cares.

Imagine being such a retarded man that even an autistic mother-rapist like Chris has a more realistic view than you do of the Farms.

Neither one had a realistic view. Chris thinks if the farms didn't exist, he'd be bouncing molestable grandkids off his knee with his supermodel, lesbian wife in a mansion purchased with his lousy comic. Chris thinks the Farms are to blame for his miserable life.

Luke probably thinks if KF didn't exist, he'd be living as a beautiful, stealth woman married to a chad.

Both think farmers are just Hitler cloned dedicating to stalking them and ruining their lives.

 

[King Kiwi]

Neither one had a realistic view. Chris thinks if the farms didn't exist, he'd be bouncing molestable grandkids off his knee with his supermodel, lesbian wife in a mansion purchased with his lousy comic. Chris thinks the Farms are to blame for his miserable life.

Luke probably thinks if KF didn't exist, he'd be living as a beautiful, stealth beautiful woman married to a chad.

Both think farmers are just Hitler cloned dedicating to stalking them and ruining their lives.

Probably

 

[Dambusters' Dog II]

Jesus Christy Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

Thanks for the transcription, but one correction - he says "Christine" but with the first i pronounced as in Christ (instead of as in Chris). This is an alteration of an earlier pronunciation he used of the same name where Jesus was pronounced as in Spanish and Christine as usual.

 

[MeltyTW]

Chris thinks the Farms are to blame for his miserable life.

imagine being chris and still not figuring out that the man in the pickle suit is still behind it all.

Probably because nobody cares.

it says something that keffals attempts to imprint himself on christory was a sad wet (Fake\cake) fart of a nothing that didnt even get featured in happenings after the shameful display happened.

 

[Saint Agustin]

I thought keffals killed himself. Why he didn't killed himself? Im disappointed.

 

['Ole Dente]

Lucas, we do not care about that interview being lost media.

It is a Chris interview, they are all the same interview. Chris tells lies, he talks about the merge, he candidly tries to side step the rape of his mother and interspersed between all of those things, he will talk incessantly about nutcase shit involving his psychic Mewtwo powers, his relationship with some Sonic OC, his identity as Jesus Christ and whatever else psycho shit is cooking in his brain.

Please refer back to this post when Lucas eventually releases this interview in parts out of desperation for views and revenue. Tick off the boxes and give me a cookie.

 

[King Kiwi]

I thought keffals killed himself. Why he didn't killed himself? Im disappointed.

I'm not gonna lie, I still get confused.

Is Keffals a man or a woman or a sponge?

I know Chris is insane, I just can't figure the other fucker out.

 

[Pomniman]

No need to leave the site, we've got the surgery thread right here.

Unironically the most important thread on the site.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I... don't know what to say except the poor bastard needs to put the barrel of a 12 gage in his mouth and pull the trigger. this madness has gone on long enough, he does not need to go on wasting oxygen.

Ftfy

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How was this not posted yet?

This "Keffals" seems to be a rather unlikable guy.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Lucas, we do not care about that interview being lost media.

It is a Chris interview, they are all the same interview. Chris tells lies, he talks about the merge, he candidly tries to side step the rape of his mother and interspersed between all of those things, he will talk incessantly about nutcase shit involving his psychic Mewtwo powers, his relationship with some Sonic OC, his identity as Jesus Christ and whatever else psycho shit is cooking in his brain.

Please refer back to this post when Lucas eventually releases this interview in parts out of desperation for views and revenue. Tick off the boxes and give me a cookie.

Hey, if we're lucky maybe that dipshit DStecks will pony up again.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Is Keffals a man or a woman or a sponge?

Idiot with a axe to grind, but the axe is made from tin cans and he's tried to flex using a bigger idiot.

 

[Waifu Days]

First, Luke's serious interviewer voice is so try hard. I can almost believe that Luke thinks of himself as a deep thinker.

Second, this is why Chris is the Alpha Cow. His delusions completely over powered Keffals retardation. Chris proved his lolcow forces can cancel out lesser cows. This might be why lolcows can never scheme together to conquer any common foes.

I normal dislike hearing Chris' mystical ranting but if I can see Keffals slowly losing his mind while Chris talks, I guess I can tolerate it.

 

[Dipodomys]

"But anyway, I'm just checking my notes here, oh right but essentially yeah she wanted me to fabricate all of that which you know was in a distant alternate timeline - very distant, but did not happen here, it never happened here in this timeline."

And we just found out how his lawyer got him to shut up about raping Barb. Oh, it happened, he did it, but only in universe R3TrrD. So that's fine. Not Guilty.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Lucas, we do not care about that interview being lost media.

It is a Chris interview, they are all the same interview. Chris tells lies, he talks about the merge, he candidly tries to side step the rape of his mother and interspersed between all of those things, he will talk incessantly about nutcase shit involving his psychic Mewtwo powers, his relationship with some Sonic OC, his identity as Jesus Christ and whatever else psycho shit is cooking in his brain.

Please refer back to this post when Lucas eventually releases this interview in parts out of desperation for views and revenue. Tick off the boxes and give me a cookie.

Talk about moobs, burp, claim to be Jesus. Claim to be a victim, wash, rinse, and repeat. Lesbian doul sprinkled in for good measure.

 

[King Kiwi]

First, Luke's serious interviewer voice is so try hard. I can almost believe that Luke thinks of himself as a deep thinker.

Second, this is why Chris is the Alpha Cow. His delusions completely over powered Keffals retardation. Chris proved his lolcow forces can cancel out lesser cows. This might be why lolcows can never scheme together to conquer any common foes.

I normal dislike hearing Chris' mystical ranting but if I can see Keffals slowly losing his mind while Chris talks, I guess I can tolerate it.

Exactly, there's a whole forum devoted and website devoted to him.

The best part is, Chris doesn't think he's delusional.

 

[A Flying Nun]

I am Jesus Christy Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime

What is this blasphemous bullshit against the holy scripture of Godbear's word?

 

[Real Pedo Hours]

Julaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay