Careercow Keith Olbermann - A-logging commentator and writer with a massive hate-boner for Trump.

Keith's manner of speaking always seems weird to me, and it's more than the newscaster voice he puts on. He comes off like someone who is trying to describe something that is obvious and simple to them, but the audience somehow doesn't understand. The problem is that he doesn't make any sense to people who don't already agree with him. It's like a person who is patiently explaining to a skeptic how aliens will invade and enslave Earth any day now. He talks like a person who is pretty reasonable and intelligent, except for the total nonsense that he believes in.
You mean he thinks he's Orson Welles, but is just a condescending and elitist douche whose prose isn't fit for eight o'clock primetime newscasting whatsoever.
It seems like it was yesterday when Glenn Beck made fun of him, but was a while back when both were still on TV and Beck was somewhat relevant.
 
Looks like another journo has taken a swipe at Assange. This never ends well for them.

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What especially bothers me about this is that al Qaida has killed far more people outside the US than inside it. ISIS was once called "Al Qaida in Iraq", and, during the years of the US occupation in Iraq in which sectarian violence killed tens of thousands of Iraqis, was nominally subordinate to Al Qaida. Other Al Qaida branches like Al Nusra, Al Qaida in the Arabian Peninsula, and Al Qaida in the Islamic Maghreb have also caused significant damage in the regions where they operate.

Thinking Trump has caused more damage than they have is pure exceptionalism.

Reading the tweet, he's lumped ISIS into it as well. You know, the people who rounded up over 1000 air force cadets and slaughtered them for being the wrong religion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Speicher_massacre

What a drooling tard.
 
Keith has, naturally, been sperging about Donald and world events. That event with Donald feeding the Koi fish with Shinzo Abe didn't escape Keith, or his top tier commentary; but what did Keith have to say when everyone called out both him and the blatant lies the media tried pushing about Donald breaching "protocol" with feeding the fish?

https://twitter.com/MollyBinion/status/927922187406925824 (http://archive.is/c3jlW)

I have to agree with Molly there, he has legitimately gone insane. No hyperbole or exaggeration -- this man has lost his fucking mind.
 
Keith has, naturally, been sperging about Donald and world events. That event with Donald feeding the Koi fish with Shinzo Abe didn't escape Keith, or his top tier commentary; but what did Keith have to say when everyone called out both him and the blatant lies the media tried pushing about Donald breaching "protocol" with feeding the fish?

https://twitter.com/MollyBinion/status/927922187406925824 (http://archive.is/c3jlW)

I have to agree with Molly there, he has legitimately gone insane. No hyperbole or exaggeration -- this man has lost his fucking mind.
he might as well have said "they're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frickin koi into alt right neo nazis"
 
I have to agree with Molly there, he has legitimately gone insane. No hyperbole or exaggeration -- this man has lost his fucking mind.

TFW you cannot admit even for a second that you were wrong in calling Trump an asshole, so you end up calling another guy an asshole TOO because both he and Trump did something, but the real reason you called Trump an asshole in the first place is because you thought he did something and the other guy DIDN'T do it, not because the action itself is inherently bad.

:story: Olbermann really is going insane.
 
Keith has, naturally, been sperging about Donald and world events. That event with Donald feeding the Koi fish with Shinzo Abe didn't escape Keith, or his top tier commentary; but what did Keith have to say when everyone called out both him and the blatant lies the media tried pushing about Donald breaching "protocol" with feeding the fish?

https://twitter.com/MollyBinion/status/927922187406925824 (http://archive.is/c3jlW)

I have to agree with Molly there, he has legitimately gone insane. No hyperbole or exaggeration -- this man has lost his fucking mind.

So he literally can't deal with the fact that there was no breach of Japanese etiquette, which was the only reason this was even a nontroversy in the first place. He insists the Japanese guy didn't know Japanese etiquette, either, since apparently he's now a tea ceremony ninja or some shit.

He has lost his fucking mind.
 
In the span of like two years didn't this guy go from being a national news anchor making six figures to an unemployed hermit literally doing a shitty podcast out of his apartment and shrieking ineffectively on Twatter?
He really misread what the market wanted in infotainment politics and now Alex Jones is laughing all the way to the bank. Also GQ should probably have stuck to focusing on being a lads magazine with dumb watch reviews and overly expensive dress shirt ads.
 
So he literally can't deal with the fact that there was no breach of Japanese etiquette, which was the only reason this was even a nontroversy in the first place. He insists the Japanese guy didn't know Japanese etiquette, either, since apparently he's now a tea ceremony ninja or some shit.

He has lost his fucking mind.

Presuming he ever had a mind to lose to begin with, he obviously knows nothing about feeding fish, either. I will guarantee you those fish would think they were dicks if they DIDN'T dump out their remainders.
 
Presuming he ever had a mind to lose to begin with, he obviously knows nothing about feeding fish, either. I will guarantee you those fish would think they were dicks if they DIDN'T dump out their remainders.

The only unequivocal winners in this whole scenario were the half-retarded goldfish called koi, and I bet they're permanently in love with both Abe and Trump, because they got a feast.
 
The only unequivocal winners in this whole scenario were the half-exceptional goldfish called koi, and I bet they're permanently in love with both Abe and Trump, because they got a feast.
Oh come on, Koi aren't that exceptional. They're certainly less so than either Olbermann or That's Our Dobson.
 
Fuck, I had forgotten about that cunt.
Ann “horrific ghoul” Coulter did write a funny thing about his college degree:

If you’ve ever watched any three nights of his show, you know that Olbermann went to Cornell. But he always forgets to mention that he went to the school that offers classes in milking and bovine management. Indeed, Keith is constantly lying about his nonexistent “Ivy League” education, boasting to Playboy magazine, for example: “My Ivy League education taught me how to cut corners, skim books and take an idea and write 15 pages on it, and also how to work all day at the Cornell radio station and never actually go to class.” Except Keith didn’t go to the Ivy League Cornell; he went to the Old MacDonald Cornell. The real Cornell, the School of Arts and Sciences (average SAT: 1,325; acceptance rate: 1 in 6 applicants), is the only Ivy League school at Cornell and the only one that grants a Bachelor of Arts degree. Keith went to an affiliated state college at Cornell, the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences (average SAT: about that of pulling guards at the University of South Carolina; acceptance rate: 1 of every 1.01 applicants). Olbermann’s incessant lying about having an “Ivy League education” when he went to the non-Ivy League ag school at Cornell would be like a graduate of the Yale locksmithing school boasting about being a “Yale man.”
 
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