🎨 Artcow Ken Penders - Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist

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Yeah, had an article about his latest spergout pop up. Came here to see more details. I cannot comprehend what goes through this fat idiots head, especially as an artist myself. I'll never understand how this jackass can make 400+ recolors of the same character (whose base design was stolen mind you) and call himself a talented artist without the irony eating away at him. Then the fucking nerve to pull lawsuits over recolors of all things. The qualifications to be labeled a "vexatious litigant" are way too high, imo, because cunts like Penders need to be hit hard with that.

If he made his Knuckles recolor fantasy into a horror comic he might have some success. My strong suit is making hideous, unappealing characters, and I can't come close to matching the uncanny disgust his art brings. Difference is, my art is intentionally off-putting, Penders thinks his shit is unironically the Sistine Chapel crafted wholly by his own hand.
 
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The Lawgiver said:
It becomes even funnier when Sonic adventure reveals the reason the echidnas got fucking pretty much wiped out was because their leaders and armies were genuinely shit people that tried stealing the emeralds from the shrine to use them as a means of fueling weapons of war and conquest, despite warnings about doing that sort of shit. They end up basically setting fire to the area and trampling the little cute chao things that just kind of live in the area which pisses off chaos, who if I remember right is stated somewhere in a manual or some shit is basically a chao that got mutated into a fucking nightmarish water creature from sitting around the emerald's energies for god only knows how long. Chaos fucking massacres a shitload of echidnas offscreen and then the survivors, one of which being a girl that befriended the fucking water demon before all this went down, have to seal him inside the master emerald to make it stop fucking killing people because he's just so fucking pissed at everything.

I don't remember penders claiming sonic adventure stole from him but he might have in recent years and I missed it.
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This is very much a reach, but the emeralds seem to be a reference to nuke or nuke-like weapons, a trope endemic to Japanese fiction for obvious reasons, and clearly went over Penders' head.

On the other hand, they're also magic macguffins that solve every problem.
 
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We got an article!

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I'm going through the thread from the beginning and found this old post:
Someone in a Tree said:
Nothing would make me happier then if Ken Penders tried to sue the makers of the Sonic movie if he thinks that story elements intrude on his original stories (don't steal) like he did with BioWare over Sonic Chronicles. Alas, I don't even think Penders is that delusional
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Someone in a Tree said:
Nothing would make me happier then if Ken Penders tried to sue the makers of the Sonic movie if he thinks that story elements intrude on his original stories (don't steal) like he did with BioWare over Sonic Chronicles. Alas, I don't even think Penders is that delusional
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Nostradamus, is that you?
 
Which would be a better outcome, Penders winning or SEGA?

If Penders wins, we could see dozens of Sonic lolcows coming out of the woodworks sperging over this, like we did with the previous case.
 
Pixy said:
Which would be a better outcome, Penders winning or SEGA?

If Penders wins, we could see dozens of Sonic lolcows coming out of the woodworks sperging over this, like we did with the previous case.
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I want to see penders fucking fail. Sure, sonic spergs going nutty is fun but they do that all the fucking time. A smug lying douchebag like penders actually visibly losing his cool after swinging for round 2 and having it literally explode in his face? Rare but extremely valuable in terms of funnies. It'd reduce him to merely seething about politics shit and gamers moviebob style but witha specific penders specific way. It'd be fucking amazingly hilarious if he not only fucked up but SEGA managed to snag the fucking derivative "characters"rights back in the process due to the courts realizing "knuckles but he's green due to emerald juice cancer or robotnik but a cyborg are not original separate characters". They've left penders alone even when he started claiming ownership of shit he doesn't like the very characters from the game he sued over stealing his "idea" of the dark legion in (hyper advanced tech echidnas totally never happened in the games. The sky sanctuary portals? All the weird non robotnik tech in the game?Yeah never happened.)
 
“Your thinking is one dimensional, incapable of seeing all the nuances of any given situation.” Well, duh. He’s a Sonic fan, so it’s goes without saying that he’s autistic.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I haven't played any of the sanic vidya from after the days of the first 3 Genesis games, other than that GameCube game.

The sanic franchise seems to have gone really wat. Especially with people like Penders.
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Sonic R was fun. You got to play Mecha Knuckles and Tails Doll. Just for its novelty alone, that’s pretty cool. Amy’s car was shit, though.

*”Ken’s a retard” thread tax
 
Hoodie said:
must be a slow news day
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It’s the weekend what do you expect from
News outlets.
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Oh, the stupid, it hurts.

Delaware Cyberdiva left out one crucial comparison picture.

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It was a missed opportunity they should of done that.
JohnQAdams said:
I hope they legally rule that Ken Penders himself is property of Sega and they just EAT him.

So I never have to have this fucking actual retard sperg about shit he didn't make.
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My best cases is sega does a hostile take over of Ken and his intellectual properity.
 
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