🎨 Artcow Ken Penders - Former Archie Sonic Comic Writer/Artist

I haven’t checked in on this thread in a month or so. Glad to see Ken Penders playing kick the autistic.

Also, totally original design for K’nox to have a cowboy hat, that’s never been broached before. Never a glint in Sega’s eye. Seeing Ken’s overcomplicated niggly designs for one just gears me up to read this comic like never before!
 

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Nothing new, but another vtuber talks about Penders.
Starts about 2:10 into the stream if the timestamp doesn't work for you.
 
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Remember this shitty drawing?

As you can see Dall-E 2 fixes the failure of Ken Penders shitty art and made it better than the man himself. You're welcome.
And hard times are when a man has worked at a job for thirty years, thirty years, and they give him a watch, kick him in the butt and say “hey a computer took your place, daddy”, that’s hard times! That’s hard times!
 
Here's another Dall-E 2 pic I did with another one of his infamous art pieces.

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His shitty art on poor Sonic the Rapist.

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When a computer can draw better art than Ken Penders? It's time to pack it up
 

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Remember this shitty drawing?

As you can see Dall-E 2 fixes the failure of Ken Penders shitty art and made it better than the man himself. You're welcome.

Here's another Dall-E 2 pic I did with another one of his infamous art pieces.

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His shitty art on poor Sonic the Rapist.


When a computer can draw better art than Ken Penders? It's time to pack it up
I do not want to take us off-topic to much, hot how does one get access to Dall-E 2?

On topic. Honestly, it does not take much to be better than ken at this point. It's more about LEAVING SHIT OUT than cramming it in to make uncanny valley horrors of cartoon animals.
 
I do not want to take us off-topic to much, hot how does one get access to Dall-E 2?

On topic. Honestly, it does not take much to be better than ken at this point. It's more about LEAVING SHIT OUT than cramming it in to make uncanny valley horrors of cartoon animals.
You have to go on a waitlist by email and then wait two months until they sent you the code. You also have to read the rules of what they allowed and what they don't allow. I know guns and the sandy hook is banned from Dall-E 2 given the subject matter. Political people are also banned. Hitler banned too. The good news is no commies will make the communist flag given the AI will only draw cute wholesome stuff.

But yeah on topic Ken is a fucking idiot!
 
The really weird thing about Ken Penders is that I have NEVER seen anyone with such a deluded ego outside of that guy who shot james Garfield cause he thought a random ass speech he literally originally made for another candidate got him elected.

Like, with the boingkid guy brought up earlier, sure, his comics don't have the best story or art, but you can definitely see some vestige of talent and cool ideas. There's nothing WRONG with the art, and the plot is a great deal less developed than I think a monthly-ish comic release should be at issue 2 (though that might be me being too used to weekly releases for manga and shit). But I think the castle with a sword running around is pretty cool.
I've seen MLP fans that are absolutely bonkers in their self importance as if their works are basically "required reading", and the whole self righteous civil war they had over a fucking shitpost nazi pony OC a few years back, but at least they do a good job of appealing to their fellow pony-lovers. Most of their stuff isn't really that great, as most people can tell from a glance, but it appeals to the very limited target demo, and it's not someone trying to make a professional career out of a B&B style plot out of a chaos god fucking a hippie so it's something.

Ken penders fails in all aspects. His art is bad, his plots are insane, and no fan of sonic likes his stories either,
 
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