Manosphere Kentray "Kent" E Brown - Elliot Rodger The Second.

[lil retard]

Yeah, I remember that video but Kent is an unreliable narrator (as someone else said on this forum). He may have squeaked by or he may have been passed to just get him out of the school. However, again, his parents and family should have seen his report cards and known that he was being passed to just get him out and should have stopped that 'cause that what's your parents are supposed to do.

Either way, Kent is in deep trouble.

Yeah, true. They should have gotten him extra help or moved him to another school (Kent claims they have money).

 

[RichardDripp]

Kent spouts football stats like Rainman counts cards. I am not a football fan, and know little about the sport. I actually learned something from those videos. I am curious, could Kent get into something having to do with sports statistics or be a bookie?

Edit: I notice all his hats look way too big. Is the hat supposed to go over the ears?

Edit 2: You know (I am watching too many Kent videos - I am using his isms now), I have no idea if Howard Stern is still doing his radio show. I wonder if Howard can hook Kent up? After all, he did get wack packers laid. If High-Pitch Eric can get laid, anybody can.

 

[Bassomatic]

Kent could, but he won't.
I'm not a pro but I enjoy it and I have 2 friends who work in the NFL. Kent really knows his football. Problem is Kent does 0 effort. Kent needs to spend just 5 minutes to get ready, he forgets his own team players names at times. I'd legit put him in the top 30% of sports people. Seriously, a lot of people are far far too homer (Kent is openly biased but he's both open and lots of fans want to hear some so it's not a bad thing) or lack understanding.

He told me to jump off a bridge when I suggested he do another channel and prep. He's a nice guy, and thankful.

It's his lack of effort that will haunt him, even with his lack of social skills and net presence haunting him he probably could do local paper writing it's pretty easy to get in. I don't think he gets how many people would love a chance like he's got with that. We've seen his normal writing and through an quick edit you'd have something useable only take 2-3 hours a week, may only pay 100 or so but foot in the door. Do the YT right 1000+ views easy.

His hats are too big yes, but he tends to wear all his clothing too large.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

The little fucker is like a black leisure suit larry. Somebody should totally make a Ballcap Kent game.

Larry has an upbeat mentality and actually goes out there and tries his luck and thus can win the game. I seriously doubt a game about a guy whose life mainly consists of making whiny youtube videos would be very entertaining.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Larry has an upbeat mentality and actually goes out there and tries his luck and thus can win the game. I seriously doubt a game about a guy whose life mainly consists of making whiny youtube videos would be very entertaining.

What if it was like a mood management game like The Sims mixed with Bully?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if it was like a mood management game like The Sims mixed with Bully?

I have very little knowledge of modern games, but I have heard of Sims -- a girl I used to work with was all enthusiastic about it -- as well as of Bully which AFAIK is a kind of puberty simulator...

For me gaming is good old DOS style 2D fun, such as navigating Doomguy through endless legions of demons; I buy into the 90s fan theory that he is a mute paraplegic jetting around in an armored wheelchair*) -- thus I can stock up on SJW Karma points while gaming.

*) yadda yadda yadda GZDoom. TRUE and HONEST 90s Doomguy simply can't jump.

But back on topic. A kind of RPG-like leveling-up mechanism would be needed, I think: Get him to wear stylisher clothes, improve upon his education and mental health, increase fitness and sense of humor. The higher you get, the greater your chances at getting the time of the day.

 

[فيل]

I saw this advice video linked in the comment section by a random user, on Kent's latest video. I never seen this one before. It might be interesting since it's from a "fee-mail":

 

[AnOminous]

For me gaming is good old DOS style 2D fun, such as navigating Doomguy through endless legions of demons; I buy into the 90s fan theory that he is a mute paraplegic jetting around in an armored wheelchair*) -- thus I can stock up on SJW Karma points while gaming.

So Doomguy is Kylie Brooks crossed with a Dalek.

 

[RiceBall]

But back on topic. A kind of RPG-like leveling-up mechanism would be needed, I think: Get him to wear stylisher clothes, improve upon his education and mental health, increase fitness and sense of humor. The higher you get, the greater your chances at getting the time of the day.

The thing is Kent think he's already at max level when he's still wet behind the ears and can't even beat normal enemies. Then for some reason he tries to face the final boss and when he gets his ass kicked in 1 turn he blames the game for being cheap, instead of figuring out a strategy to win.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I just thought of another one! What about Valkyrie Profile? You have to use points to get rid/decrease the negative characteristics of your party members before sending them off to Valhalla. In this case Valhalla = Vagina.

This could work, people. We could be indie devs raking in the incel dineros!

 

[RichardDripp]

The only problem is, Valhalla would be seen as a conspiracy to cock block, lol

 

[ForumLurker]

So much activity today had to comment lol.

There is a Kent movie trailer out now. Please check it out.

LOL, omg. That's rather creative.

I have no idea if Howard Stern is still doing his radio show. I wonder if Howard can hook Kent up? After all, he did get wack packers laid. If High-Pitch Eric can get laid, anybody can.

His biggest shout out was from a YouTuber named Tyrone Magnus. He has over 500k subscribers. The video response he made to kent got about 16k views. I think Kent has a chance to become a celebrity. He should make songs about how he's lonely, or comedy skits. If the "Deez Nutz" guy can do it so can he. I'd pay to get kent on the howard stern show. That would be hilarious. Have callers call in with date requests.

 

[Bassomatic]

If we are making RPG jokes.
Kent rolls a natural 20 on keep dick in pants.

 

[RichardDripp]

-snip-

His biggest shout out was from a YouTuber named Tyrone Magnus. He has over 500k subscribers. The video response he made to kent got about 16k views. I think Kent has a chance to become a celebrity. He should make songs about how he's lonely, or comedy skits. If the "Deez Nutz" guy can do it so can he. I'd pay to get kent on the howard stern show. That would be hilarious. Have callers call in with date requests.

If he knew how to edit, have at least an outline of what to say and kept a train of thought for a paragraph, he would rack up the subscriptions.

As for Stern, I agree - it would make an epic bit. One I would like to see is seeing a contestant be handcuffed to Kent for a few days for x amount of money. Or A Kent Dating Game. That would be pretty funny.

Oh well, now I am in la-la land.

 

[randomdude]

If he knew how to edit, have at least an outline of what to say and kept a train of thought for a paragraph, he would rack up the subscriptions.

As for Stern, I agree - it would make an epic bit. One I would like to see is seeing a contestant be handcuffed to Kent for a few days for x amount of money. Or A Kent Dating Game. That would be pretty funny.

Oh well, now I am in la-la land.

Even better would be a Kent vs. Beetle Juice wrestling match for a date with a porn star. Just hearing them both curse each other out like when Beetle went at the Iron Sheik would be EPIC.

 

[RichardDripp]

Even better would be a Kent vs. Beetle Juice wrestling match for a date with a porn star. Just hearing them both curse each other out like when Beetle went at the Iron Sheik would be EPIC.

Beetle Juice is the king of all Wack Packers. A two manlet fight. I like it. I like it a lot.

 

[ForumLurker]

I think he should hop right back on tinder and start swiping. I think his main problem was how he was dressed. The girls on there didn't find the sports wear attractive. He needs to take photos in reasonable dress clothes. Even if he doesn't do online dating he can still pull if he stops dressing like a hood kid.

Woman respect someone who dress nice. First impression is everything. Fuck it, ima just make a quick style guide. Don't ever say I've never done anything for you Kent, I know your reading these threads lol.

#1 Girls don't want a guy decked out in sports gear. Your supposed to represent "YOU" not a team.

#2 Wear solid neutral colors like black, white, grey, and dark blue, no cartoon shirts and overly colorful colors like yellow, green, orange, red. NO STRIPES.

#3 Stay away from shorts!!! Especially if you have skinny legs. Even I wouldn't wear shorts unless I'm going out to swim or i'm going to bed.

#4 Get a pair of blazers. They are gonna cost you a bit but they are worth it. Dark blue and black will go with just about anything. You can test other darker colors as well. White is a bit over reaching and flashy but if you think you can pull it off go for it.

#5 Take that god damned hat off! Show off that fresh cut! I would only wear hats if i'm going to a sports game. You shouldn't be wearing it everywhere. Looks silly.

#6 Try and grow your beard out as much as you can. Keep it groomed of course

#7 Get a pair of chuck tailors. They go great with everything even blazers. Get a pair of boots, preferably brown. Not cowboy boots, i'm talking timberland's or something similar. Dress shoes are a must. You need a black pair and brown pair.

#8 Belt should match the shoe color. Pretty simple concept.

#9 Stop wearing those tank tops, good lord. If your skinny we want to hide that as much as possible. Even if you where fit you wouldn't want to be walking around in bright red tank tops. Looks silly and childish.

#10 Accessory wise you where on the right track when you got that watch. Glasses are fine.

#11 Wear dress socks not tube socks. They feel better and are more classy.

Bellow are some examples of what you could wear in public. Honestly most of this stuff can be found in good will. So there's no excuse. No one has to know how much you spent. Make sure its clean and your good.

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c5/07/b8/c507b8e8905d7ecf351582acfb966525.jpg

 

[RichardDripp]

Speaking of that, I need a new wardrobe. Some new dress shoes would be very nice. Maybe a nice suede duster.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Nooo. Don't tell him to dress well! I just finished little Kent for his adventure to Valhalla.

 

[Bassomatic]

Kent would still ruin any thing with his lack of social skills sadly.

Also since I'm a nice guy, Ariana Grande and I will make out and tape it to show Kent how to kiss a girl. I'm just a giver.

I gotta agree @ForumLurker advice but I no joke fear how Kent would be rejected due to his social skills after he looks fly. To all men, cufflinks. I explained this to a feeeeeeeeemale they are a male's earings. If kents gonna dress up rock button downs french cuff son.

Also Bassomatic has been fed nothing but double, IPAS. I am a fish blender. please help I think I'm pretty....This is out of my operating plans.