Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

If I saw that dude on the street, with that hair, that facial hair, and that shirt, and you asked me where he worked, coffee shop would definitely be one of my top three guesses. The other top two, incidentally, would be bicycle repair shop and "He doesn't."
 
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I just realized something: this guy is the white Uncle Ruckus.
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"People feel threatened when I say I'm gonna run them over for their political beliefs. What spineless hypocrites "

It's absolutely insane someone who subscribes to a moral philosophy which demands repurcussions for every moment of wrongthink gets so activated when he receivea consequences for making explicit threats.
 
Somewhere a bored as fuck FBI agent is watching this guy tardrage online

If I was that bored FBI guy I'd have half a mind to write down on my report that "subject seems to be somewhat unstable and is openly unapologetic and defiant, seems to have a tendency to try to always escalate things in his reactions". I'd also have half a mind to believe I'd be doing a good job while at it too - even if he is a cuck and low-threat, I'm pretty sure that once someone is being investigated by the FBI and becomes confrontational about it, it would be better to keep a very keen eye on him for a while.

I mean, while you're investigating someone, the thing you want to see, ideally, is the guy genuinely admitting and understanding that his actions were in the wrong and put on his best behavior and big boy pants from then on. His recent online activity, on the other hand, is the exact opposite from that - he fucking tweeted a pic after buying a hat that said "I'm not sorry", ffs!

I'm not a law expert but if this weak-ass beyonce-loving excuse for a man is hoping to take on the FBI all by himself, I know which side I'm going to be betting on :lol:
 
If he made some cringey youtube vids instead of fagging up twitter relentlessly, he'd be the Supreme Cuck.
 
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He's an ex Mormon as well, apparently. What's the betting that he previously exploited his membership of a minority religion for non privilege points until he found out about their support for The Donald?

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Scoring cred for belonging to the whitest religion ever? No dice.
 
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