Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

[polonium]

This little guy is great, other than his weird racism I'd love to be aquatinted with him because he's the member of the social circle that you can play little pranks and jokes on, and he'll freak the fuck out every time. This guy melting down like Chernobyl because I hid his drink when he went to the loo would make the evening to with a bang.

 

[Lurkette]

Okay but wtf is "canceling" mormons? Is it literally just yelling CANCELED at them over Twitter?

 

[Quasar]

The nice thing about this guy is that we'll absolutely know when he gets locked up. Nothing else will shut him up, apparantly

 

[asshole ❀ squirrel]

he has a whole website dedicated to just his course...
http://www.politicizingbeyonce.com/student-response.html

Spoiler: ~student response~

what the hell

 

[CervixHammer]

"The world is becoming increasingly aware of social justice and issues of feminism. This class discussed what's happening in our society through the lens of black female artists, making issues that are difficult to wrap one's head around more accessible to average college students. Everyone needs to take this course!"

"I have really learned a lot from our lively discussions about Beyoncé, black feminism, and intersectionality. I have grown to appreciate/love Beyoncé and her work even more than I did already - something I didn't know was possible. Thank you for designing and teaching this course."

these people need Jesus.

 

[AnOminous]

these people need Jesus.

None of that black Jesus either. That white blonde Jesus who triggers Kevin Allred's painful and barely concealed daddy issues.

 

[Collections Agent]

>Be a professor at a university
>Threaten to murder and run off the road any students who didn't vote the way you wanted them to
>Get confused why children don't feel safe in your class
>Get more confused when FBI want to make sure you aren't going to murder students

>AFTER ALL THIS continue to aggressively shitpost incredibly hateful things towards a race of people and be proud of it


This man is a pillar of stupidity

 

[January Cyst]

None of that black Jesus either. That white blonde Jesus who triggers Kevin Allred's painful and barely concealed daddy issues.

I wonder if the whole Beyonce/SJW thing and moving to the den of sin NYC is some sort of delayed rebellion against his mormon family.
Most people would grow out of that phase in their late teens, but this guy....

 

[Patrick Buttman]

Dumbo ears, facial piercings, man bun, ear gauges, patchy facial hair, shitty tattoos (including the usual cursive garbage just below the neck), a useless "job" that could be done by a baby with Down's Syndrome, and screams about how "white people are the devil" despite having the complexion of sour cream.

This guy is the textbook example of hipster cuck. $10 says that he tries to pick up women using "woke" and "bae" unironically, then calls them "racist white bitches who voted for Trump" when they turn down his creepy advances. The only pussy he gets close to are the two dozen that he feeds Meow Mix each night.

 

[WyattRabbit]

continue to aggressively shitpost

And when your shitposting energy runs low you can just parrot another idiot professor's shitposts.

 

[yasscat]

Dumbo ears, facial piercings, man bun, stretched lobes

ftfy (inb4 the onslaught of autistuc ratings)

 

[LettuceMan]

I hope this stupid fuck gets to Rahway, I'm sure the gangbangers there will respect a flaming white queen into Beyonce.

I'm half surprised New Brunswick didn't get to him already. I guess he doesn't venture far from the University campus (must be too diverse for him).

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Dumbo ears, facial piercings, man bun, ear gauges, patchy facial hair, shitty tattoos (including the usual cursive garbage just below the neck), a useless "job" that could be done by a baby with Down's Syndrome, and screams about how "white people are the devil" despite having the complexion of sour cream.

This guy is the textbook example of hipster cuck. $10 says that he tries to pick up women using "woke" and "bae" unironically, then calls them "racist white bitches who voted for Trump" when they turn down his creepy advances. The only pussy he gets close to are the two dozen that he feeds Meow Mix each night.

I don't think he is into pussy. He's gay. Either way, he's probably the gay equivalent of an incel.

 

[pozilei]

I don't think he is into pussy. He's gay. Either way, he's probably the gay equivalent of an incel.

He mentioned a boyfriend in one of his 594 Medium posts. I was surprised too because he seems to have such a hard on for Beyonce.

I thought this guy would fizzle out as a cow quite quickly...but wow, he just keeps digging himself in deeper and deeper.

 

[CatParty]

 

[neverendingmidi]

If a white person started beating on you for no reason and/or broke into your house and you shot and killed them, you'd probably get a nice write up in the NRA magazine The Armed Citizen for defending yourself.

 

[AnOminous]

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It's gonna be orange you sped.

 

[dunbrine47]

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FIFY, your aesthetic is going to be all orange with black, white, red, yellow and brown thrown in for good measure.
Edit: Ninja'd

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

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He says...
"IF we all armed ourselves against white people"
Is white man with a man bun.

 

[Positron]

Do you really want to contemplate this?