Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

(Sorry, it's in German. However I know now how Sozialgerechtigkeitkrieger*innen) avoid using gendered nouns and it's as :autism: as you feared.)...

You can change the website to English, top right (DE->EN).


"Professor Kevin Allred is a feminist author, teacher, trainer, and subverter of the status quo. A shameless academic outlaw. He believes that everyone should have access to knowledge and education – not just the guardians of the ivory tower."

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In other words, he now realizes that he has no future in accredited academia. The Academy of Unlearning sounds perfect for him though. He doesn't get top billing over the 'Anti-fascist Ballet' but maybe someday (not really).
 
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Does anyone even know about Beyond-shite in Austria?!

The Academy of Unlearning sounds perfect for him though. He doesn't get top billing over the 'Anti-fascist Ballet' but maybe someday (not really).
How is he supposed to unlearn something when he never learned anything?
 
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"Professor Kevin Allred is a feminist author, teacher, trainer, and subverter of the status quo. A shameless academic outlaw. He believes that everyone should have access to knowledge and education – not just the guardians of the ivory tower."

Translation. Unemployed idiot Kevin Allred is a FAGGOT. He hasn't read a book since he found he couldn't stick one up his ASS. A shameless COCKSUCKER. He believes that everyone should LICK HIS ANUS AND SUCK OUT THE NEGRO SPERM IN THERE, just because he LIKES THAT.
 
"Professor Kevin Allred is a feminist author, teacher, trainer, and subverter of the status quo. A shameless academic outlaw. He believes that everyone should have access to knowledge and education – not just the guardians of the ivory tower."

:story:

In other words, he now realizes that he has no future in accredited academia. The Academy of Unlearning sounds perfect for him though. He doesn't get top billing over the 'Anti-fascist Ballet' but maybe someday (not really).

Is this the fucking international lol-cow """"academic"""" summit or what? It's a nightmarish satire of Christina Hoff Sommers' vision of the future of the humanities, like what in the flaming dog fuck.

On-topic: Kevin is literal shit.
 
http://www.festwochen.at said:
In the US, his doctrine is dangerous to the state – Kevin Allred finds himself on the blacklists of the reactionary Trump government.

Sure... Has nothing to do with what you did.
 
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Kev still hasn't read the Handmaid's Tale. If he had, he'd know that the "Children of Ham" were mentioned as having been shipped back to Africa.

EDIT: He's revamped his webshite and is going to be appearing as "Prof*X Kevin Allred" at an "unlearning" event in Austria:

(Sorry, it's in German. However I know now how Sozialgerechtigkeitkrieger*innen) avoid using gendered nouns and it's as :autism: as you feared.)

http://www.festwochen.at/programm/detail/politicizing-beyonce/
Politicizing Beyoncé
Prof * X Kevin Allred
Media analysis and black feminism
admission free
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Liberté, Egalité, Beyoncé! Politicizing Beyoncé is a practical seminar that introduces the participants in talks and workshops on an interactive journey into the pop world of Beyoncé. As a bastion of academic, artistic, and activist formats, Prof * X Allred combines the work Beyoncés with novels, speeches, or music by black women in order to elaborate the activist and political strands in their work. The analysis of Beyoncé's visual and musical art provides a clear picture of what it means to take an intersectional feminist perspective in contemporary pop, and whether it is conscious or not, how race, class, gender, and sexuality affect and direct our daily lives.
Politicizing Beyoncé is a new form of teaching and creates a different approach to the artistic output of Beyoncé. Above all, learning and learning is a real pleasure! Kevin Allred Shows clearly that pop and politics are interwoven and pop is still a driving force of social upheaval. In the US, his doctrine is dangerous to the state - Kevin Allred finds himself on the blacklists of the reactionary Trump government.

Prof * X Kevin Allred is a feminist author, teacher, trainer and stalker of the status quo. A shameless academic outlaw. He believes that everyone should have access to knowledge and education - not just the guardians of the ivory tower.

Black Feminism & the Music Industries

As an entry, we analyze how the Beyoncé album undermined the entire music industry in order to (re) position black protagonists as key figures for cultural criticism.

May 19, 6:30 pm
Language: English

Lemonade

In 2016, Beyoncé's album Lemonade appeared, splitting the feuilleton world as well as the fans. While bellhooks criticized the fact that in this work, capitalism would prevail over feminism, for other recipients, precisely that album was the long-awaited feminist liberation blow. The contradictions and criticisms are the foundations for the associative survey of the academic millennium Kevin Allred. Dance the classroom!

May 20, 6:30 pm
Language: English


Soundcloud: Bey-Ond Pop Culture

How to translate:

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

char shite[][30] = {"feminism", "beyoncé", "society", "trump", "justice", "intersectional", "black", "culture", "progressive", "buzzword", "buzzword", "buzzword"};

main()
{
int i, j;

srand((unsigned)time((long *)0));

for(i=0; i<=100; i++)
{
j = rand()%12;
printf("%s ", shite[j]);
}
}
 
Kev's still tweeting like mad. He wants you to know that he really, really, really, hates Pmurt.

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Also, his book on Politicising Beyoncé now has a 17 page long bibliography. That's pretty impressive sounding but it's probably just everyone he's ever met online's Tumblr or what have you.

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Also, his book on Politicising Beyoncé now has a 17 page long bibliography. That's pretty impressive sounding but it's probably just everyone he's ever met online's Tumblr or what have you.
Most likely half of that is individual citations to Beyonce albums, music videos, and so on. But at least he saved space by crediting them simply to Beyonce instead of the legions of production workers who actually created the works in question.
 
Most likely half of that is individual citations to Beyonce albums, music videos, and so on. But at least he saved space by crediting them simply to Beyonce instead of the legions of production workers who actually created the works in question.

I'm pretty sure Alison Rapp's pony thesis had more academic merit.
 
As predicted, no one gave a shit that he was there. He's mad that he didn't get recognized for his tard-outs over people with real accomplishments though.

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Lol, sure doesn't sound like just "whatevs" cousin kevin. Sounds like you've been abandoned by academia. I bet you thought you had so many friends there too.
Also I Google searched to look for papers or articles published in major outlets or news of speaking engagements, I didn't find any...hmm..me thinks someone is inflating their resume. Even brianna wu has had more speaking engagements
 
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We need to hold an Academic Decathlon for lolcows with scholarly pretensions.
Spoiler: CWC will run away with the prize for his CWCville Mall CADD drawing.

Hmmm, possibly, but just by sheer volume I'd back Jonathan Bishop's morass of sperging about internet trohling.
 
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Here's what I love about this guy- I don't even have to go back into his twitter archives to search for cognitive dissonance. He'll put it all in one tweet.
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Because it totally makes sense that Trump would have to fire his own 'puppet' to stop that puppet from investigating him instead of, you know, just telling him to knock that shit off.
 
Here's what I love about this guy- I don't even have to go back into his twitter archives to search for cognitive dissonance. He'll put it all in one tweet.
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Because it totally makes sense that Trump would have to fire his own 'puppet' to stop that puppet from investigating him instead of, you know, just telling him to knock that shit off.
It's almost like he lacks the ability to see the obvious.
 
Here's what I love about this guy- I don't even have to go back into his twitter archives to search for cognitive dissonance. He'll put it all in one tweet.
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Because it totally makes sense that Trump would have to fire his own 'puppet' to stop that puppet from investigating him instead of, you know, just telling him to knock that shit off.

So he fired his own puppet to be put instead under a microscope where any possible appointee to the position will now have to be completely nonpartisan or not get confirmed by the Senate.

What planet does this retard live on?
 
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