Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

[Positron]

Kevvie is still pining for the loony-bin:

And naturally he does not believe in democracy:

So why aren't there any pictures of you in protests?

The MovieBob virus is spreading...

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

Kevvie is still pining for the loony-bin:
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And naturally he does not believe in democracy:
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So why aren't there any pictures of you in protests?

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The MovieBob virus is spreading...

Ah, of course, the best way to convince people to join your side is to blast your paranoid ravings for all to see and let everyone know you have weird revenge fantasies about people who felt they were behaving in their own self-interest and in the best interests of the country.

I forget if I've mentioned this before, but I've been truly baffled by the way the left has conducted themselves in the wake of the election of Donald Trump. They lost because, while the coasts and major urban centers were sympathetic to them, areas of the country with fewer people and larger electoral pull were not. Any reasonable organization would look at that and say, "Okay, we know where we have a shortage of voters in favor of us, what can we do to convince those people to vote for us in the future?" The left has done the exact opposite of this and has resorted to doubling down on the public hatred of Trump and the people who voted for him, calling them "uneducated hicks" who "deserve to be replaced." This signals to Trump voters that the left wil never have their interests at heart, and thus they will never vote for them. If you keep doing the same things you've always done, you'll keep getting the same results you always have. Granted, the left has been trying to offset this by importing minorities who they can ensure a vote from by pandering to them, but I don't see that strategy paying off in the long run.

 

[DavidFerrie]

So why aren't there any pictures of you in protests?

Because he's an armchair radical and a physical and moral coward.

When even a goofball, self-parodizing pseudo-academic like Michael "Neckboy" I-Suck-Son can occasionally make it out to demonstrations, and you can't, it's time to pack in the whole Righteous Queer Revolutionary act.

 

[GhostButt]

I take it kevin is ground zero for this beyonce and her """husband""" bullshit?

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

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I take it kevin is ground zero for this beyonce and her """husband""" bullshit?

Daily reminder that exterminating everyone who unironically worships Beyonce would do nothing but good for this planet.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

I like that it's "Beyonce and her husband, some guy"

 

[Positron]

Beyond-shite just shat out something. Kevvie is having volleys of orgasms lasting the next few months.

Nah, everything concerning Beyond-shite screams just one thing: I'm a filthy slut oh fill all my holes with your poz cum!

Dindu can't English. (I'm ironically deconstructing on the futility of performative rules of grammar. Where's my book contract?)

At least we can agree that she sucks.

Ugh. Enough with this cunt.

Ugh. Enough with that too.

 

[lechatnoir]

Beyonce is overrated. There, I said it.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

Beyonce is overrated. There, I said it.

Oh man, you better watch out, Kevvie is going to scream impotently at you via twitter for that.

 

[Henry Bemis]

What would happen if Beyoncé released an autobiography, or an annotated compendium of lyrics? Would that be enough to put Kevin out of a job (moreso)?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

What would happen if Beyoncé released an autobiography, or an annotated compendium of lyrics? Would that be enough to put Kevin out of a job (moreso)?

Oh no. Because he'd appoint himself the equivalent of a Qur'anic exegesist in Islam and decide that he alone is the only one woke enough to decode Her meaning from the commentary or autobiography. It'd be like the most autismal theological work ever.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

This guy really just needs to fuck a black chick and get it out of his system.

 

[AnOminous]

Beyond-shite just shat out something. Kevvie is having volleys of orgasms lasting the next few months.

He sounds like a leftist version of Patrick Bateman going on and on about Huey Lewis & the News.

This guy really just needs to fuck a black chick and get it out of his system.

Dude. He wants to be the black chick.

 

[Positron]

"I'm not those other crazy fans who think every spittle of hers is life-changing and revolutionary! I study gender studies dammit!!"

 

[neverendingmidi]

I’m about 70% certain that if Kevvie ever did meet Beyoncé, he’d make a skin suit out of her.

The percentage keeps going up.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I’m about 70% certain that if Kevvie ever did meet Beyoncé, he’d make a skin suit out of her.

The percentage keeps going up.

Naw she'd say something that didn't align with the fantasy version of her he's constructed and he'd probably try to lynch her for betraying black people.

 

[Leo Bonhart]

Hi Senpai! (How do you say "senpai" in ebonics?)
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His Kiwi Farms thread constitutes 100 pages painstakingly pointing out why he's a failure as an academic, a teacher, a man, an activist, and a human being (among countless other failings) and what does he take away from it?

"They called me a faggot".

Lolcows never change.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

His Kiwi Farms thread constitutes 100 pages painstakingly pointing out why he's a failure as an academic, a teacher, a man, an activist, and a human being (among countless other failings) and what does he take away from it?

"They called me a faggot".

Lolcows never change.

Him getting most offended by that is just proof to me that he's dumber than a sack of bricks. AnOminous and Positron have said some absolutely scathing things (but true) things about him in this thread that are way worse than "he's a faggot", but I think Kevin is just too dense to understand what they're saying.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

He is a faggot though

 

[Positron]

He is the faggot that all other faggots call a faggot.

A threat of violence by a limp-wristed faggot is extra intimidating:

Faggot thinks Beyond-shite represents some kind of civil disobedience:

Snippets from the article he wrote for NBC:

• "over the past two years Beyoncé has gradually infiltrated and commandeered traditionally white spaces with the most undeniably black performances of her career."

How is the Louvre a "white space"? The pyramid was designed by a Chinese architect!

• "The Carters pose, mostly motionless, in front of some of the Louvre’s most famous pieces. Slyly confrontational with an occasional sneer, they create still life tableaus with their bodies. "

Monkeys aping human postures. What a fucking cliché. Or shall I say, Beyoncliché ?

• "As the video closes, the Carters turn their backs to the camera. They’re no longer watching; instead they are challenging us to carry their message forward. Obey less, they seem to be saying — go apeshit."

Yeah, go apeshit and get arrested again.