Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Scarlett Johansson]

So took me a single night to find someone who, for BDSM reasons, has a variety of different types of hospital straps in town. Went over and had them strap me me down just to see how bad wedge may have had it.

If wedge was into bondage, which I can't remember if that's one of the listed forms of BDSM he claims he's into, those straps would've caused one problem, and that's limp dick due to how little they do. They will keep you down during a struggle or a bit of bouncing around, but if you're calm and want out and even remotely an eel, you'll get out of anything I was in.

Most of it you can easily just unstrap yourself since a lot of BDSM gear is modelled after such restraints, he should be familiar with the operation of such things. It's really designed to restrain you while you sleep or if you're mentally in unsound or actually retarded. For sane, stable, health people it's a non-issue.

So this leaves the following possibilities:

a) wedge isn't into BDSM.
b) wedge is into BDSM but not bondage.
c) wedge is into bondage, but isn't even remotely a eel, which means he's likely an incredibly boring partner.
d) wedge is into BDSM and maybe even bondage but is a Dom and not a Sub nor switch.
e) wedge is into bondage and is a sub or switch but is just fucking unhinged and had an actual panic attack due to internalizing his imagined conditions.

Since d) is fucking impossible because troon, that leaves a), b), c) and e). The most charitable of which is b), most likely is a) followed by e), and the most comical is c).

Have you ever heard of too much information sir

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I had the exact thought.

I can see (and have experience with) missing a bill in a pile of otherwise junk mail because you're overworked, stressed and exhausted. I do not think this has any relevance to Kevin's situation, however.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I can see (and have experience with) missing a bill in a pile of otherwise junk mail because you're overworked, stressed and exhausted. I do not think this has any relevance to Kevin's situation, however.

You clearly underestimate the huge workload and exhaustion of having to make space for his shiny new Amiibo soy toys and the stress of suddenly discovering that medical bill.

 

[voidBits]

Great post, there could be hundreds of potential lolcows that have slipped the radar simply because they had limited exposure or lack of internet access.

I think lolcows and the internet are a bit like gremlins and water
They only exist in potentia till they encounter the online catalyst of over-sharing with the dichotomy of affirmation and horror

They are a function of screen, keyboard, packet switched networks and latent insanity

How do you just "discover" a medical bill?

iirc someone earlier in the thread was keeping a record of the monthly, "unexpected bills"
that unexpectedly occurred every month regular as expected...

He only missed the last couple of months cos the "Earl Overinflated our Tyres" grift came in so strong

 

[Nothing To See Here]

Recently in the Tranny Sideshows on Social Media thread there was a troon who got implants but never wore a bra so they sagged and required corrective surgery

Because I keep seeing this: there's no evidence bras prevent breast sagging. Breasts sag due to genetic luck, age, size of the boobs, and how stretchy your skin is/how good it is at bouncing back if you've gained and lost weight (and, a tiny bit, the state of your pecs underneath them) - or because you got lumps of silicone shoved under your skin by some surgeon with zero morals and a disregard for the human body, the will of god, and nature.

 

[Puddleduck]

Hang on, I just thought...

He once said buying toys was a form of self-medication ... What if he's playing with the truth, and the "medical bills" are actually toy bills?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Because I keep seeing this: there's no evidence bras prevent breast sagging. Breasts sag due to genetic luck, age, size of the boobs, and how stretchy your skin is/how good it is at bouncing back if you've gained and lost weight (and, a tiny bit, the state of your pecs underneath them) - or because you got lumps of silicone shoved under your skin by some surgeon with zero morals and a disregard for the human body, the will of god, and nature.

So what you're saying is, even if Kevin wears a bra, there's still a chance we'll get medical drama and entertainment out of it?

 

[break these cuffs]

Hang on, I just thought...

He once said buying toys was a form of self-medication ... What if he's playing with the truth, and the "medical bills" are actually toy bills?

It isn't beyond troons to do this, but I don't know how happy the paypigs would be to learn that. Kevin better have some kind of poorly shooped medical bill to post when someone asks. Troons love tearing each other apart and it's only a matter of time before he does something that makes them come for him. I'm guessing that his $1,000 a month will eventually lose its value to the Tranch and he'll get booted out and cause a scene.

 

[Old Fart]

Ayoooo! He's gonna be stretching those tops even more soon.
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So do I understand correctly that Kaiser Health is a combination of health insurance & medical facility in one? That would mean anyone who pays premiums, also pays for others' unnecessary and expensive treatment like GRS. I'd find another company.

He specifically said that they offered to use gas before the IV. Anesthesiologists do sometimes use nitrous oxide to calm patients down and improve sedation before knocking them out with IV benzos like midazolam. They can knock you out with gases like desflurane too, but if were gonna do that I don't think it would've been an offer.

I haven't tried too often, but I don't understand this fear of IV anaesthesia. If you have needle anxiety, one nurse
sticks a needle in an arm and attaches the IV while another nurse on the other side of the bed wants to talk about your hobbies. You start telling about water po... and then you wake up.

Using a mask must be endlessly more scary.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

So what you're saying is, even if Kevin wears a bra, there's still a chance we'll get medical drama and entertainment out of it?

You should check out Anisa Jomha's thread. She's an idiot who had implants and fucked up the after care, and her boobs are pretty terrible - they sag, one of her nipples is deformed, and they're red in an alarming way. Yet Anisa is certainly far more hygienic and more capable of taking care of herself than Kevin is. I can only see the implant saga turn into a spectacular body horror disaster.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

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My boy is back! I guess the tranch windfall finally dried up. Last time he begged was over 2 months ago on March 6. He's up to $4276.90+ now

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

Audacity is a good word for it, there's not even a "please" in this tweet, it's just "hey I'm gonna need you guys to get this one for me".

The transacity.

 

[Puck]

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Kev, you posted this literally yesterday. Maybe return some of those newer purchases or sell some of your “collection” to pay your bills instead of making them other people’s problem.

Or just dont spend your entire stimmy check on transformers lol

 

[xX_rAcE_wAr_420_Xx]

Or just dont spend your entire stimmy check on transformers lol

For so many reasons, one slightly less obvious one being that the things have no resale value.

I'm pissed because there's a perfect rant from years ago, some video of an E3 live viewing that BroTeam did. Halfway through, drunk, he's joking with another guy as they announce some final fantasy collector's edition with a figurine and wall map and shit. And he says that this is why gamers are poor, because they invest their money in garbage that is worthless as soon as they get it, all these editions of games are like a $50 premium or something insane like that.

You don't even have to invest it to just be less wasteful. If you bought some electronic you could refurb it and sell on craigslist for an okay amount. Spend that money fixing up your car, now it's worth more. Wardrobe, books, all sorts of things people are willing to buy used. You know what they won't buy used? Funko Pops, shitty anime figurines, faggy trans flags and wall scrolls and diapers and whatever the fuck else.

The magic card box he bought might at least be worth something in liquidation, who the fuck is buying that Unicron shit? How much would you pay for it, from him? That's what I thought. Now extrapolate that across his entire shelf of plastic horseshit.

 

[one_time_user]

Maybe I just have excellent health insurance but, if he has health insurance coverage, how does he have such high medical bills so regularly without having emergency room/ambulance /surgery?

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I'm surprised Kevin didn't block this guy for suggesting he be financially responsible

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[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Its not just that either. Its the fact he so openly and readily shares all of it. I have an issue with oversharing but fuck me, kev loves to talk on and on about how awful he is.

The oversharing is part of the fetish. Part of him knows he’s awful and he revels in trolling everyone outside his disgusting circle, knowing that if they call him out it’s just a chance to crow transphobia. He gets his little dopamine hits coming and going, both from the fetishistic kick of publicly sharing his filth, and the righteous anger of the professionally offended if any normies get upset.

This is why it’s not worth getting MATI at Kev, it’s what he wants. Also it helps to remember that these tiny dopamine hits are all he has, his substitute for happiness. He fucking castrated himself for this

 

[Gone Ham]

I'm surprised Kevin didn't block this guy for suggesting he be financially responsible
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$600+ late enrollment fee? My ass kevie.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Troons love tearing each other apart and it's only a matter of time before he does something that makes them come for him.

Yeah I reckon he'd be a very tempting target for an up-and-cooming tran star, especially if said newcoomer also happens to have a, um, naturally dark complexion.
I fucking hate that loony nigger Gazi Kodzo but I'd pay to see him throw the whole LGBTQIIAAP2BRAAP word salad book at the good people of Tran Ranch where yt seems to be over-represented. Even Fat Paul Mendoza and his soy-filled husband are pretty much "white-passing", so a proper BLACK TRANS LIVES MATTER activist would be justified to wage a social media war against Tran Ranch.

 

[Law]

Please stop sharing your history of restraining people with ropes.

I like how a cool edgy BDSMer joined the thread and just immediately started posting self-owns and powerleveling about rape.
Reading about Kevin's antics makes BDSM look like an embarrassing and horrifying proclivity of the insane. The powerleveling posts just dig the (am)hole deeper. Safe sane and consensual, my ass. If we're lucky we'll get a halal.

He needs to take a look around at the "other women" in his age cohort.

A troon would never. Caitlyn "oh god it's melting" Jenner forced everyone to watch him squeeze his geriatric carcass into a corset on the cover of Vanity Fair, and he's way more mentally functional and mainstream than Kevin. AGPs all seem to have wierd age regression hang-ups. A big part of trooning is not wanting to grow up. They all do the Twitter-addict minecraft streamer e-girl shtick cause it's what Gen Z is into. In the future we'll have 40-year-old mentally ill manchildren aping whatever the highschoolers of 2070 are into.

There’s no way a surgeon would do actual massive DD type implants on someone with a mans chest wall.

There was a horrifying AGP in the UK who got a pair of disfiguring chest basketballs installed. If a surgeon is fucked up enough to create an Amhole, there's no limit to what they'll do.

Kevin better have some kind of poorly shooped medical bill to post when someone asks.

That would take effort on Kev's part, so it's not happening.
"US healthcare bad" has become such a meme that scamming people for devastating insurance costs works really well. You could tell a British AOC fanboy that you need $5000 for an anti-queer pro-gun sign-up fee forced on to you by the evil Trump administration and they'd believe you unquestioningly. The Nachodoggo situation in happenings right now is another example of this. "I'm murican, muh health insurance" is all you need to get the Twitter pity-bux a-flowin'.
I hope the paypigs wake up and turn on him, Lou Gagliardi style.