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[dirtydeanna96]

Either Kev has dropped a ton of weight or he's discovered photoshop. If he's actually lost weight, good for him, but I'm betting on the latter.

Photoshop costs $100 for the "lite" version.
We'd know because there would have been a special begging session.

 

[UncleBlazer]

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Kev, you posted this literally yesterday. Maybe return some of those newer purchases or sell some of your “collection” to pay your bills instead of making them other people’s problem.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Photoshop costs $100 for the "lite" version.
We'd know because there would have been a special begging session.

Maybe that's included in the $679.30 bill he just discovered. I'm guessing that is actually his credit card bill and not a "medical" bill that he just discovered.

 

[Spedestrian]

>crying while being knocked out by gas

Speaking from experience, I can tell you that that's complete bullshit. Once that mask's on your face, you have at most 5 seconds before you're out cold.

I was going to say he probably meant laughing gas, but I've never seen anyone besides a dentist use that.

He specifically said that they offered to use gas before the IV. Anesthesiologists do sometimes use nitrous oxide to calm patients down and improve sedation before knocking them out with IV benzos like midazolam. They can knock you out with gases like desflurane too, but if were gonna do that I don't think it would've been an offer.

That said, even if it was nitrous + IV sedation his story still reeks of bullshit. They don't just shove the mask into your face and start ripping shit off immediately. They put it on nicely, make sure it's secure and comfortable, and then let you sit there for a bit so that it has time to take effect. Even with knockout gas they try to make sure you're fully under before they start working.

Seriously, the whole point of anesthesia is to avoid the type of shit he's talking about. It doesn't always go perfectly, sometimes they don't give you enough to put you out, but if he was actually crying and screaming there's no way they would've kept going if he was supposed to be under. They would've stopped, cranked up the dose, and made sure he was fully out before they continued.

I think what actually happened is they gave him nitrous to calm him down, but he's such a sped that he still managed to sperg out when it was time to give him the IV, so they just said fuck it and kept going because they knew that no amount of coddling would fix his crybaby ass. They needed the IV to knock him out, and if he wasn't okay with it even after being doped up on nitrous then there's nothing more they could do except try to put him under as fast as possible.

Him bitching about them ripping off the Tegaderm before he was under is laughable too. Nigga's acting like he got PTSD when all the doctor did was take off a super sticky bandaid

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Fingers crossed for this season’s Kevin Gets Bewbs to include the following storylines:

Kevin eating the goop from his drains
Kevin gets capsular contracture
Kevin suffers from Breast Implant Illness (either for real or as an exercise in internet munchiedom)
Kevin gets sad pepperoni nipples a la Momokun and copes valiantly by acquiring a fetish for cured meats

 

[S.C.U.D.]

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I predict we'll see Kevin showing off a new toy within the week.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

I don't care how many cow's threads who grift I read I will never not be gobsmacked by the audacity of informing your social circle (which is what Kev thinks Twitter is as pathetic as it may be) that you have a bill so it's time to pay up or retweet until someone does.

Audacity is a good word for it, there's not even a "please" in this tweet, it's just "hey I'm gonna need you guys to get this one for me". As shitty as that is though, it's hard to be too mad at Kevin when it's really the fault of the simps who pay him. If I could get free money by demanding it on social media I probably would, although I'd try to be less of an asshole about it. The real question is who the fuck are his paypigs? I mean we know who some of them are, Mode_View and the various hulking she-ogre orbiters that get posted here sometimes. My question is fucking WHY though? Why would you ever be in a place in your life where you would consider giving money to Kevin fucking Gibes without first contemplating and committing suicide instead? If you think about it for even a few seconds it's abundantly clear that throwing yourself onto the freeway from a high overpass is by far the better option.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Hypothetically-speaking, I can understand having a few. Especially if they're collectible or rare, in some way. Having a large collection of children's toys, though, is quite strange. The exception being that older fellow on YouTube, whose channel is called Grand Illusions. He's a child at heart, despite being in his 80s. And that's just fine. But Kevin is a man-child seeking to further his unquenchable love for materialism, rather than someone who likes toys for the entertainment and joy they offer.

I mean if Kevin was a normal guy in his 30s who happens to have shelf space in his house for figurines and stuff he wouldn't be that odd. A little eccentric for a man his age but that's just one quirk we all had or have.

But the key word is normal. That would mean he DIDNT get his dick mutilated into a neo vag, he didn't start taking hormone therapy, he doesn't live on a ranch surrounded by other retarded troons, didn't sit on his fat ass all day going nothing but stream video games while the others work the ranch (as inept as they are at it) and doesn't tweet about drinking his own jizz, or the creepy BDSM relationship he's in and all the fucked up stuff he's done to get off.

 

[scumbus]

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Ok I realize I've been keeping up with the thread for a while now, but it's dawned on me that I really don't know how the fuck Kevin makes money. I've seen the shameless grifts, I've seen the toy hauls, and I know his rent is at least a grand. Where does the money not given to him by paypigs come from?? Is he just another professional goverment check-collector or what?

 

[Monolith]

Ok I realize I've been keeping up with the thread for a while now, but it's dawned on me that I really don't know how the fuck Kevin makes money. I've seen the shameless grifts, I've seen the toy hauls, and I know his rent is at least a grand. Where does the money not given to him by paypigs come from?? Is he just another professional goverment check-collector or what?

Inheritance from his aunt that comes in once a month.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Hypothetically-speaking, I can understand having a few. Especially if they're collectible or rare, in some way. Having a large collection of children's toys, though, is quite strange. The exception being that older fellow on YouTube, whose channel is called Grand Illusions. He's a child at heart, despite being in his 80s. And that's just fine. But Kevin is a man-child seeking to further his unquenchable love for materialism, rather than someone who likes toys for the entertainment and joy they offer.

Grand Illusions is also the curator and owner of a toy museum, owns a toy store, is a toy inventor, and a man who cares not just for the ownership but also the art of creating and designing of toys. He's passionately eccentric about toys, but he's a functional human who travels the world going to trade shows.

Kevin is a fat troon.

 

[PissPool]

I’m no plastic surgeon, but I’ve binge watched enough Botched to know he’s going to be very disappointed soon. There’s no way a surgeon would do actual massive DD type implants on someone with a mans chest wall. Even actual women with small breasts don’t get the huge implants they want because of the risk of complications from simply not having enough skin to support them. Knowing Kevin though, even if he’s a modest size the fact that he has breast implants will make him elated and screaming about having “massive huge badonkers lol” so never mind.

 

[s0mbra]

Looking forward to Kevryn getting comically large implants. It'll totally be the thing that makes him coom harder than ever before guys!

Keep chasing that dragon, Kevie. You'll catch it one of these days!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Recently in the Tranny Sideshows on Social Media thread there was a troon who got implants but never wore a bra so they sagged and required corrective surgery, so that's something to look forward to from Kevkev.

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

I know I talk about him clearly not passing a lot, but if you ignore the long hair I wouldn't be able to tell that he was anything other than a slightly fat man, let alone some variant of genderspecial.

Even if you don't ignore the long hair, you'd have trouble. I mean, if Kev's goal was to look like a long-haired hippie dude? Kev would be nailing it.

Please stop sharing your history of restraining people with ropes. Your anecdotes are not an insightful credential and it can be assumed hospital straps are not as restrictive as BDSM gear.

Yeeeah, some of the really good stuff the BDSM community uses was developed for hospitals--but that level of shit usually doesn't get broken out for anything short of when you've got a patient who's a risk to themselves/others/everybody. Sometimes sedation isn't an option, sometimes you need to strap 'em down so you can sedate them, and sometimes you just wanna give them a chance to wake up and let you know if you gotta keep 'em sedated or nah.

Looking forward to Kevryn getting comically large implants. It'll totally be the thing that makes him coom harder than ever before guys!

...wait. Wait. He's got Kaiser? That explains so much.

>inb4 he rants on twitter about only being able to get b cup implants
>inb4 his "trans coordinator" tells him to sod off
>inb4 the surgeon botches the procedure, forcing him to get his implants removed

Well, Kaiser's a bit of a cheap-ass--that's why it likely took them so long to cover GRS--and as for the surgeon...

It's Kaiser. While how much you pay doesn't necessarily indicate the quality of the surgeon...Kaiser's cheap. The surgeon either actively chose to be there, or wasn't getting better offers elsewhere...

I’m no plastic surgeon, but I’ve binge watched enough Botched to know he’s going to be very disappointed soon. There’s no way a surgeon would do actual massive DD type implants on someone with a mans chest wall. Even actual women with small breasts don’t get the huge implants they want because of the risk of complications from simply not having enough skin to support them. Knowing Kevin though, even if he’s a modest size the fact that he has breast implants will make him elated and screaming about having “massive huge badonkers lol” so never mind.

Well, that and there's a reason the stripper who claimed a tax deduction for her boob job won when the IRS took her to court over it...

But the thing about having those 'massive huge badonkers lol' seems part of the whole "I can't get the hot girlfriend so I will become the hot girlfriend!" thing AGPs usually have going, so...

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I’m no plastic surgeon, but I’ve binge watched enough Botched to know he’s going to be very disappointed soon. There’s no way a surgeon would do actual massive DD type implants on someone with a mans chest wall. Even actual women with small breasts don’t get the huge implants they want because of the risk of complications from simply not having enough skin to support them. Knowing Kevin though, even if he’s a modest size the fact that he has breast implants will make him elated and screaming about having “massive huge badonkers lol” so never mind.

It's funny how you think risk of complications is going to stop Kevryn from getting his very own ultra-womanly G-cups. After all, what is the Amhole if not a self-inflicted complication?

 

[Hymlenis572]

I mean if Kevin was a normal guy in his 30s who happens to have shelf space in his house for figurines and stuff he wouldn't be that odd. A little eccentric for a man his age but that's just one quirk we all had or have.

But the key word is normal. That would mean he DIDNT get his dick mutilated into a neo vag, he didn't start taking hormone therapy, he doesn't live on a ranch surrounded by other retarded troons, didn't sit on his fat ass all day going nothing but stream video games while the others work the ranch (as inept as they are at it) and doesn't tweet about drinking his own jizz, or the creepy BDSM relationship he's in and all the fucked up stuff he's done to get off.

Its not just that either. Its the fact he so openly and readily shares all of it. I have an issue with oversharing but fuck me, kev loves to talk on and on about how awful he is.

hell who knows? The next chris chan might be in hiding right now since they dont overshare

ill take my rainbows

 

[Interchanger]

hell who knows? The next chris chan might be in hiding right now since they dont overshare

ill take my rainbows

Great post, there could be hundreds of potential lolcows that have slipped the radar simply because they had limited exposure or lack of internet access.

I think everyone on this site likely has either seen or even spoken to a potential lolcow and either at the time didn't put the prices together or was to busy engaging with current lolcows at the time.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

How do you just "discover" a medical bill?

I had the exact thought.

It's funny how you think risk of complications is going to stop Kevryn from getting his very own ultra-womanly G-cups. After all, what is the Amhole if not a self-inflicted complication?

Then he can get in contact with Jake Alley and talk about how all the men get horny for their massive titties.

 

[stupid frog]

Where do all these medical bills come from? He's always at home. If he had some medical shit done, he would def tweet about it.

Lying scammer.