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[blue gopher snakes]

“My body looks damn hot in this hoodie” is something literally no woman has ever said. It’s a HOODIE dude. Does this idiot own a single blouse?

A hoodie is one of those things you’d steal from your man, instead of buying for yourself, because then you get to walk around the house in a giant hoodie like a wearable blanket fort. Bonus points if it’s extra long and you can forgo pants.

Imagine being an adult woman with the things Kevin will never have: a job, a husband, children, a mortgage, respect in your community, and wearing *that* specific hoodie out in public. Cringe.

Imagine Kevin stealing one of Phil’s hoodies, attempting to squeeze into it, and then prancing around with a too-small hoodie failing to conceal his beer gut and diapered ass posting about how *girly* he looks.

He’s a disgusting smoothie of an autistic male nerd and a degenerate fat sex pest. And yet he occasionally attempts (unsuccessfully) to do some Hot Girl Shit and the results are just hilarious. All that cope he posted of “oh I KNOW I look cute, it’s not too small I need aIr pOcKeTs” betrays how even HE knows he’s a joke.

 

[UncleBlazer]

 

[Rainbow Frog Army]

Imagine being on the medical team
about to perform a totally necessary ball removal surgery on an unstable clown prostitute. You wheel him into the OR and offer to give him gas first thing, since he can’t even handle getting an IV put into his arm. As you put the mask over his face, you are assaulted with howling, screeching , crying screams to stop from a full grown adult. Most likely coupled with retard-strength thrashing and flailing.

Perhaps his interpreter is actually a tard wrangler? Those balls couldn’t get chopped fast enough.

Maybe the surgeon saw the ability to take Wedge out of the gene pool as worth dealing with the likely entirely faked fit.

Given that they could have bailed the second he said "No" without a problem? Definitely. (No means no applies to medical procedures; that's why it's relatively common to wait until somebody's out and you can assume they do want to live when it's an emergency, unless you just really are hoping to get a "Nah, I wanna bleed out" or are certain they're gonna be down for living.)

I mean, the original justification was that the troon was going to self-mutilate--that those balls were going to be gotten off one way or the other, so... However, most of these troons? Ha. No. They already don't have the balls.

Which is hilarious, honestly. They're saying they're into BDSM, they're saying they're depressed and suicidal, they're saying they're dysphoric... But none of the behavior matches.

 

[Yamamura]

amiibos are usually meant for connecting the NFC chip inside to super smash bros

IIRC didn't Kevin buy a whole stack of Animal Crossing NFC cards one time with majority of his stimulus? Again as stated else where in the thread a simple search on youtube shows you can easy pirate and program the NFCs pretty easily if you have a smart phone and a stack blank tags you can buy cheaply online.

But I agree that Kevin buys tons of stupid shit that never benefits his life in any meaningful way in the long term. While other people spend money on things that improve their lives, Kevin spends money for the sake of getting rid of it.

Those filters or whatever are working extra hard today. We all know you're not that slender, Kevin. We've seen the photos other people took.

I'm surprised Kevin doesn't use those filters that are popular in China that completely over haul your entire appearance. Then again I'm not sure there's any app out there that fixes the hairline issue.

 

[Interchanger]

HRT really is magic. The results speak for themselves. I'm just gonna go throw up my lunch

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I know I talk about him clearly not passing a lot, but if you ignore the long hair I wouldn't be able to tell that he was anything other than a slightly fat man, let alone some variant of genderspecial.

 

[Law]

“My body looks damn hot in this hoodie” is something literally no woman has ever said. It’s a HOODIE dude. Does this idiot own a single blouse?

Kevin, in his quest to fullfill every AGP stereotype, vacillates wildly between "Spencer's Gifts rummage sale", "Charlotte Russe rejects", and "Grandma's nighty".
I'm kind of sad we don't get a makeup saga, featuring those AGP classics: crusty black eye crayon, and frightening blue eye shadow.
No matter what he wears, he'll always be a man.
I wonder if being an AGP is harder now than in past eras, since women just wear jeans and t-shirts instead of garterbelts and hoisery?

 

[SIGSEGV]

he'll always be a man

This is his fate. This is what he chose.

 

[Revo]

- transphobes BTFO: Link | Archive




- Amhole wishes to become a pregnant woman and to have his own child: Link | Archive

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Spoiler: What used to be here

So took me a single night to find someone who, for BDSM reasons, has a variety of different types of hospital straps in town. Went over and had them strap me me down just to see how bad wedge may have had it.

If wedge was into bondage, which I can't remember if that's one of the listed forms of BDSM he claims he's into, those straps would've caused one problem, and that's limp dick due to how little they do. They will keep you down during a struggle or a bit of bouncing around, but if you're calm and want out and even remotely an eel, you'll get out of anything I was in.

Most of it you can easily just unstrap yourself since a lot of BDSM gear is modelled after such restraints, he should be familiar with the operation of such things. It's really designed to restrain you while you sleep or if you're mentally in unsound or actually retarded. For sane, stable, health people it's a non-issue.

Spoiler: What used to be here

So this leaves the following possibilities:

a) wedge isn't into BDSM.
b) wedge is into BDSM but not bondage.
c) wedge is into bondage, but isn't even remotely a eel, which means he's likely an incredibly boring partner.
d) wedge is into BDSM and maybe even bondage but is a Dom and not a Sub nor switch.
e) wedge is into bondage and is a sub or switch but is just fucking unhinged and had an actual panic attack due to internalizing his imagined conditions.

Since d) is fucking impossible because troon, that leaves a), b), c) and e). The most charitable of which is b), most likely is a) followed by e), and the most comical is c).

EDIT: mark me sperg. A near week of sleep deprivation and certain meds acting up made me tard. I won't delete this shit because it would be an insult to all those who rightfully publicly shamed me and marked me as I deserved. I will lurk harder in this thread until I recover. Please send all future mockery to DMs to keep thread clean.

The important point is, wedge shouldn't find hospital restraints uncomfortable or panic inducing if he's as kinky as he says.

 

[White Devil]

So took me a single night to find someone who, for BDSM reasons, has a variety of different types of hospital straps in town. Went over and had them strap me me down just to see how bad wedge may have had it.

If wedge was into bondage, which I can't remember if that's one of the listed forms of BDSM he claims he's into, those straps would've caused one problem, and that's limp dick due to how little they do. They will keep you down during a struggle or a bit of bouncing around, but if you're calm and want out and even remotely an eel, you'll get out of anything I was in.

Most of it you can easily just unstrap yourself since a lot of BDSM gear is modelled after such restraints, he should be familiar with the operation of such things. It's really designed to restrain you while you sleep or if you're mentally in unsound or actually retarded. For sane, stable, health people it's a non-issue.

So this leaves the following possibilities:

a) wedge isn't into BDSM.
b) wedge is into BDSM but not bondage.
c) wedge is into bondage, but isn't even remotely a eel, which means he's likely an incredibly boring partner.
d) wedge is into BDSM and maybe even bondage but is a Dom and not a Sub nor switch.
e) wedge is into bondage and is a sub or switch but is just fucking unhinged and had an actual panic attack due to internalizing his imagined conditions.

Since d) is fucking impossible because troon, that leaves a), b), c) and e). The most charitable of which is b), most likely is a) followed by e), and the most comical is c).

In addition to all troons being pedophiles, they're also all compulsive liars. It's likely A)

 

[Fetish Roulette]

- transphobes BTFO: Link | Archive
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- Amhole wishes to become a pregnant woman and to have his own child: Link | Archive
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We should be thankful that Kevin mutilated himself to the degree that he can't have any children. It's possible that he could bamboozle some state agency into allowing him to adopt, but at least the child would only be screwed over by upbringing without getting hit by a dosage of Kev's genes as well.

 

[White Devil]

We should be thankful that Kevin mutilated himself to the degree that he can't have any children. It's possible that he could bamboozle some state agency into allowing him to adopt, but at least the child would only be screwed over by upbringing without getting hit by a dosage of Kev's genes as well.

Any agent of the State that lets fucking troons adopt kids should be hit with child endangerment charges, then hit for real with a crowbar.

 

[0 0]

So took me a single night to find someone who, for BDSM reasons, has a variety of different types of hospital straps in town. Went over and had them strap me me down just to see how bad wedge may have had it.

If wedge was into bondage, which I can't remember if that's one of the listed forms of BDSM he claims he's into, those straps would've caused one problem, and that's limp dick due to how little they do. They will keep you down during a struggle or a bit of bouncing around, but if you're calm and want out and even remotely an eel, you'll get out of anything I was in.

Most of it you can easily just unstrap yourself since a lot of BDSM gear is modelled after such restraints, he should be familiar with the operation of such things. It's really designed to restrain you while you sleep or if you're mentally in unsound or actually retarded. For sane, stable, health people it's a non-issue.

So this leaves the following possibilities:

a) wedge isn't into BDSM.
b) wedge is into BDSM but not bondage.
c) wedge is into bondage, but isn't even remotely a eel, which means he's likely an incredibly boring partner.
d) wedge is into BDSM and maybe even bondage but is a Dom and not a Sub nor switch.
e) wedge is into bondage and is a sub or switch but is just fucking unhinged and had an actual panic attack due to internalizing his imagined conditions.

Since d) is fucking impossible because troon, that leaves a), b), c) and e). The most charitable of which is b), most likely is a) followed by e), and the most comical is c).

Please stop sharing your history of restraining people with ropes. Your anecdotes are not an insightful credential and it can be assumed hospital straps are not as restrictive as BDSM gear.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

>crying while being knocked out by gas
Speaking from experience, I can tell you that that's complete bullshit. Once that mask's on your face, you have at most 5 seconds before you're out cold.

 

[White Devil]

>crying while being knocked out by gas
Speaking from experience, I can tell you that that's complete bullshit. Once that mask's on your face, you have at most 5 seconds before you're out cold.

Can confirm, have had multiple surgeries.

 

[0 0]

>crying while being knocked out by gas
Speaking from experience, I can tell you that that's complete bullshit. Once that mask's on your face, you have at most 5 seconds before you're out cold.

I was going to say he probably meant laughing gas, but I've never seen anyone besides a dentist use that. I'd pay to be a fly on the wall then, because his "panic attack" was either one of two extremes: a complete lie as he drifted off to sleep without so much as a peep, or a completely forced and played-out drama recital complete with flailing and screaming while he tries to play out all the disorders he thinks he has.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

- transphobes BTFO: Link | Archive
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- Amhole wishes to become a pregnant woman and to have his own child: Link | Archive
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He's been posting about wanting to get knocked up. The algorithm picks up stuff you talk about, Kev. It didn't use facial recognition to determine you are a woman of childbearing age. If that were the case, they should scrap the algorithm and publicly flog the programmers for writing such shitty code. You look like a man and way past the age of childbearing for a woman, anyway.

And look at those transphobic Nike assholes: Motherhood. Not all birthing people are women, Nike. Odd that Kev doesn't get outraged on behalf of his FtM troon "brothers".

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

“My body looks damn hot in this hoodie” is something literally no woman has ever said. It’s a HOODIE dude. Does this idiot own a single blouse?

"My body looks sexy as hell in this top." This dipshit called a fucking hoodie a "top".

 

[El Mundo Dios]

Ayoooo! He's gonna be stretching those tops even more soon.