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[Fetish Roulette]

New target selfie that shows he's a fridge.
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Also are those gauges new?

They have the same vacant look in their eyes.

 

[Putin Bot]

Wedge has committed the grave sin of stating biological fact, which the troons and progressives view as heresy. The fact he's basically stating that trans women are men, and not women, no matter how he tries to portray his argument, is why he's facing so much backlash, because it goes against the whole " transwomen are women" mantra. And it's not just Hailey. Any troon that admits or states that they are indeed still their biological sex receives hate and threats from the woke mob. Hell, one tranny in Canada that was gender critical (which seems to be a complete contradiction but whatever) went to do a speech, and of course other trannies went to the talk to try to personally physically assault him, all because he stated "I am still a biological man and HRT and surgeries will never change that fact."

But yes, I do dance a jig of glee every time the woketards and troons turn on each other for literally the dumbest fucking reasons. It's nice for them to get a taste of their own tactics used against them.

And I do find it interesting that Kevin isn't jumping in to defend his precious daddy, but then again, Kevin is a pussy who at his core hates confrontation, especially if he can't control the situation, and is more than happy to avoid that if he can. Hence why he loves to just block anyone who disagrees with him.

 

[White Devil]

I think Kevin only takes so many public bathroom selfies to brag that he's infiltrating women's restrooms. It's disgusting and I hope one day some based actual female maces him.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

New target selfie that shows he's a fridge.
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Also are those gauges new?

Edit: Look at how terrible the area around his eyes are. Looks like too many late nights eating shit with Jen

He also shops at Torrid, the primary retailer of fat troon clothing. I seem to remember someone who actually worked at Torrid telling us horror stories about how poor the sanitation of the place is, but maybe Kevin didn't read the thread that closely (or he likes it).

Link (to thread) | Archive

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

New target selfie that shows he's a fridge.
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Also are those gauges new?

He looks like a standard lisping fag who is now hurtling towards middle age. Pretending he's still in his 20's and still able to get hot, older guys to buy him a cocktail.

He doesn't look like a woman, never will. We all have eyes and see the dumpy, perverted nerd in front of us. Especially that hairline, sir.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Wedge has committed the grave sin of stating biological fact, which the troons and progressives view as heresy. The fact he's basically stating that trans women are men, and not women, no matter how he tries to portray his argument, is why he's facing so much backlash, because it goes against the whole " transwomen are women" mantra. And it's not just Hailey. Any troon that admits or states that they are indeed still their biological sex receives hate and threats from the woke mob. Hell, one tranny in Canada that was gender critical (which seems to be a complete contradiction but whatever) went to do a speech, and of course other trannies went to the talk to try to personally physically assault him, all because he stated "I am still a biological man and HRT and surgeries will never change that fact."

But yes, I do dance a jig of glee every time the woketards and troons turn on each other for literally the dumbest fucking reasons. It's nice for them to get a taste of their own tactics used against them.

And I do find it interesting that Kevin isn't jumping in to defend his precious daddy, but then again, Kevin is a pussy who at his core hates confrontation, especially if he can't control the situation, and is more than happy to avoid that if he can. Hence why he loves to just block anyone who disagrees with him.

To be fair, he did not say that transwomen are men. He said that the phrase "lesbians can't like men" is transphobic because it's been used to say that transwomen are men. He just said it in the most retarded way possible.

That's what makes this so fun. Wedge didn't really say anything bad, hell most trannies would probably agree with him had he said it in another way, but nevertheless people are acting like he's murdering troons by the hundreds. Plus Wedge is getting a taste of his own medicine, as he's constantly trying to cancel people over the most minor shit.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Kevin forehead update:

I swear he looks older every time.
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Is it just me, or is Kevin slightly crosseyed here? Also, check out that gouge on his left cheek. It's even deeper than his forehead creases.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Kevin routinely uses his grift bucks to get fetish and maternity tops (gross) then proceeds to wear the same two shirts.

 

[Law]

The creases on Kev's face make it look like he just got out of bed - after sleeping facedown on crumpled sheets.

I'm wondering what he could truthfully call him? 'My gigolo'?

My sweet little Validation Station?

I think Kevin only takes so many public bathroom selfies to brag that he's infiltrating women's restrooms. It's disgusting and I hope one day some based actual female maces him.

B-b-but they just want to peeeee!

Spoiler: dumb powerleveling

I live in an area that is pretty well taken over by the woke cult. I went out for drinks with a troon friend, who is actually a pretty cool guy - when he's not bringing up wierd troon shit. He's autistic, has had all the surgeries, and is in an LTR with a guy - so I guess an HSTS instead of an AGP? I guess he passes, but not to me since I knew him before. He went to the restroom at the bar we were at and said that all the bathrooms had been replaced with floor-to-ceiling stalls, so it didn't really matter if you went to the men's or the ladies. He felt the need to report on the bathrooms to the rest of the table, cause he can't not autistically bring up troon shit. I don't think a woman would've said anything. I'm sure predatory pornsick men like Kevin will still find a way to be creepy, but maybe businesses are taking note, and remodeling accordingly to make things more private?

 

[largetiger]

These latest Kev selfies got me feeling like we‘re being trolled. The level of delusion he must be under to post these pics and think/state that he’s a “hot girl,” I can’t even comprehend. Apart from the slight “boob” outlines from his stuffed bra, there is literally nothing about him in these pictures that suggests he’s even trying to be seen as feminine. It just looks like an ugly, nerdy dude in his forties who’s behaving like a total creep show.

God bless the retail workers of Buttfuck, Colorado, damn.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

These latest Kev selfies got me feeling like we‘re being trolled. The level of delusion he must be under to post these pics and think/state that he’s a “hot girl,” I can’t even comprehend. Apart from the slight “boob” outlines from his stuffed bra, there is literally nothing about him in these pictures that suggests he’s even trying to be seen as feminine. It just looks like an ugly, nerdy dude in his forties who’s behaving like a total creep show.

I don't think he's self-aware enough to troll his detractors. He likely took this in order to prop up his sense of worth, before it inevitably deflates. As for his femininity, it probably revolves around tight and otherwise short clothing. Hence why he feels the need to show off his gut in a t-shirt and expose his legs with quite short shorts. I think the only reason he hasn't worn a midriff is because he knows he's obese. Yet rather than compensate for that (or even lose weight) he chooses to wear things that accentuate his body in a way he happens to consider effeminate. Which merely goes to prove his views on women are more skewed than he'd ever admit.

 

[Just a Lotus Eater]

You'd think being obese would help him to pass as a woman, at least in the body department, since after a certain point it becomes harder to distinguish male or female due to all the fat. But Kev proves himself too incompetent to try and turn a flaw into an advantage.

 

[Trianon]

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Once again, Kevin, LINT ROLLERS. Or at least light-colored tees.

I'll toss my hat in the ring for this part of the discussion. Small PL, but I have actually asked this sort of question to trans people before.

This is the basic understanding of what it means to be "bi lesbian," as it was explained to me. Keep in mind that this wasn't explained to me by a Kevin-level troon, but some person who actually *tried* to pass. There's still some level of on my part over it, though, purely because I hate word salads and over-complicating language.

So the idea is that there is the whole male-female thing going on biologically, as we know, but, strictly for the purpose of organizing facets of sexuality, "transgenders" themselves are allegedly grouped together under a totally different, nebulous umbrella. Because they may be biologically one or the other, but present as the opposite, it gets confusing. Some lesbians apparently are attracted to *female-presenting* people, irrespective of genetalia. That's when she may decide to use the "bi lesbian" denotation.

Now, I personally say to that "no, she's bisexual, full stop," or "she has a fetish." But I guess in the LGBT circles that I don't traverse, "transgender" itself has just become so confusing due to conflicting politics and in-fighting. Calling yourself "bisexual" isn't *specific* enough, you see! And it would imply that this woman may like cis men! Can't have that. (Though bisexuals have a whole different set of issues in the community, I won't get into that here.)

Some women will say "excluding transwomen from lesbians is transphobic because then you're saying they're not women??? How dare???" and that anyone who says "I don't like penis" is a TERF. Other, more sane-ish types go along with "trans aren't women, we're our own thing, we have a medical condition, we just want to live as women but recognize that we're not biologically female, blah blah blah" so therefore they stick on the "bi lesbian" tag because it closer identifies what they themselves consider to be: a separate sex/gender salad that's too confusing to really pigeonhole into one definition. It doesn't fully click along with the whole "we understand that we're not biologically female" ideology, but I guess that calling yourself a woman is enough? That part was still confusing for me.

More and more, though, that latter group is being drowned out by people who think that having a genital preference = TERFism and that if you're a lesbian or a gay man, you're intolerant if you don't sleep with a transperson. It's absolutely clownish to essentially beat down on each other over something as stupid as mangling the English language just so they can each feel Recognized and Special. Both sides need to just stop and accept the fact that drilling down on sexual preferences is irrelevant to your day to day, unless you're a big slut, I guess.

In conclusion, most troons are troonsexual, not lesbians or bi, in my opinion. None of them would attract a female of any kind of quality and males who don't fetishize them in the *correct* way are evil (also cis men, ew?), so they will exclusively fuck each other like a sad pile of flesh.

Also, it bears repeating that I absolutely hate this mangling of language and the explanation above isn't justification of the insanely confusing system they've created for themselves. It was just the only explanation I was ever given that made sense to me.

Whatever happened to the split-attraction model? I've basically heard this reasoning, but it was explained as being "bisexual homoromantic," as in "I'm attracted to both/all sexes but desire relationships with women (and I identify as a woman)." But I guess because many of them are not seeking stable romantic relationships, it's more like "bisexual (but really) homosexual (but really really) heterosexual with cross-dressing problems."

 

[Law]

Whatever happened to the split-attraction model? I've basically heard this reasoning, but it was explained as being "bisexual homoromantic," as in "I'm attracted to both/all sexes but desire relationships with women (and I identify as a woman)."

The "split attraction model" sounds like it would be perfect for incels: "Females give me boners, so I'm heterosexual, but I also HATE women and I hope they FUCKING DIE, so all of my affection and respect is saved for my fellow men, EXCEPT CHAD, making me homoromantic."
I can see why Kevin and his buddies would be such big proponents of it. I can also see why mentally healthy people in mutually enjoyable relationships don't talk about it.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

Wedge AIDS fantasy.
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Kevin denied blue checkmark status.
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Wedge is going completely off the rails. What lesbian doesn’t want to fuck “dozens” of HIV positive men?

And even Twitter - steadfast defenders of the chicks with dicks brigade - has denied @transsalamder his coveted blue checkmark. Kevin thinks it’s because he doesn’t have enough followers!

Is Gibes really too stupid to recognize that Twitter isn’t about to verify an account owned by a grown man who gets sexual gratification by pretending that he’s a little girl?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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I think Kevin only takes so many public bathroom selfies to brag that he's infiltrating women's restrooms. It's disgusting and I hope one day some based actual female maces him.

This is literally the shit that the most foaming fundies warned us would happen. It's a good thing for everyone that Kev ain't attracted to women.

As far as split attraction or whatever, these people are so fucking ignorant about history, it's so retarded. The idea that the person you're fucking, the co-parent of your kids, and the person you are in a romantic relationship with are all the same person is common throughout history but certainly not universal. There have been societies where being in love with the mother of your children basically made you a HUUUUUUUUUUGE fag. There have been societies where not lusting after teenage males basically made you a HUUUUUUUUUUGE fag. Just look at the different Ancient Greek words for friendship and love and marvel at how different their categories of human affection and attraction were from ours.

I'm sure there are a lot of societies where a bunch of men who live in a house, work together, and occasionally fuck one another is totally a thing, but the levels of verbal jiu jitsu to not make this a situation of basic bitch faggotry is the entertaining part.

 

[Miss Misery]

Many of us troon farmers are well aware of the "horse piss pills" meme. For those who don't, certain kinds of estrogen HRT, including those procured by less than legitimate means, are made from horse piss, more specifically the urine of pregnant mares because their estrogen levels go through the roof during their pregnancy and gets secreted through their urine.

My question is this. In their stunning and brave quest of complete self sufficiency on their tranch, what are the odds they try their hand at creating their own, experimental homebrew HRT using piss from their prolapsed lamas?

Maybe instead of alpaca they should be rescuing Premarin foals. Oh wait, that would require too much self awareness...

https://www.dreamchaserhorserescue.org/what-is-pmu

Spoiler: Don't read if you luuurve horsies...

To produce Premarin, mares are impregnated, surrounded by a pulley system and normally kept in cramped stalls that measure approximately 8 feet long, by 3 1/2 feet wide, by 5 feet high. The mares are confined for seven out of eleven months of gestation. The mares give birth to their foals in pastures during late April, May, June and July. There is a stallion in each pasture, and the mares are generally re-bred on the foal heat. In September, they are herded into the barns where there is just a pipe panel between mares. A pulley system surrounds them, with a capture container feeding the urine to large vats. Pregnant mares go into the barns, foals go to the feedlots.

Within three months of a successful breeding, they are returned to the PMU production line again. Mares that do not become pregnant within a very short time cannot be returned to the collection barns. The horses go to slaughter houses, and the meat, which is considered a delicacy in Europe, is sold to Asia, China, Germany, Belgium, France, and others. Foal meat is a delicacy in Europe.

Foals removed from the mare are sometimes fattened on feedlots and then sold for slaughter. The ones not sent to feedlots go straight to the meat auctions, or are sold to resale agents. A small number are sold by foal rescue operations to mostly U.S. rescue organizations. A filly has a less than one in 10 chance of not going to slaughter, a colt foal has less than one in 50!

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Is Gibes really too stupid to recognize that Twitter isn’t about to verify an account owned by a grown man who gets sexual gratification by pretending that he’s a little girl?

That assumes Twitter has standards, which it really doesn't. Sure, it has Terms of Service, but those make for poor replacements for genuine principles. As for why he isn't verified yet, I'd say it has more to do with how utterly insignificant Kevin is. Not in terms of followers, but rather in his impact on the website and the internet in general. Though who knows, the qualifications for a checkmark are likely more arbitrary than I think.

 

[break these cuffs]

That assumes Twitter has standards, which it really doesn't. Sure, it has Terms of Service, but those make for poor replacements for genuine principles. As for why he isn't verified yet, I'd say it has more to do with how utterly insignificant Kevin is. Not in terms of followers, but rather in his impact on the website and the internet in general. Though who knows, the qualifications for a checkmark are likely more arbitrary than I think.

I thought getting verified these days was just a matter of sending them proof of your identity. That's what I'd heard anyway.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

That assumes Twitter has standards, which it really doesn't. Sure, it has Terms of Service, but those make for poor replacements for genuine principles. As for why he isn't verified yet, I'd say it has more to do with how utterly insignificant Kevin is. Not in terms of followers, but rather in his impact on the website and the internet in general. Though who knows, the qualifications for a checkmark are likely more arbitrary than I think.

Twitter has been weeding out porn accounts for some time now. Very few left with a blue check.

@transsalamander likes to pretend he's a crusader for human rights. He's really just a cross-dressing exhibitionist.