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[Quiet Dignity]

So does that mean Bowser's weak point will be the resulting festering wound?

Yes, his Achilles' hole.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

comparing troon selfies will forever be my favorite thing

>when both players choose the same character in a fighting game

 

[homewayhalf]

He has talked about gobbling cocks and being pumped full of cum on numerous occasions. He’s as gay as it gets which would be fine if he wasn’t such a degenerate creep.

That’s part of his agp roleplay though. He’s imagining being a woman who gobbles cocks and is pumped full of cum because that’s what he’s attracted to in a woman - that’s what he believes women are and should be. Agp is a fucking weird thing that I can’t quite wrap my head around. But his entire tranny identity is a fetish. Like, has anyone ever seen Kevin show any type of attraction to a good looking “cis” male? I don’t think he shows any interest in the bodies and cocks of “cis” males which really makes me think that he is not actually into males, just into the concept of roleplaying as a female submissive. I imagine if he were gay and as horny as he claims to be, he would talk more about male bodies and cocks of attractive celebrities and *shudders* cartoon characters instead of jumping to full-fledged pornsick mumbo jumbo “FILL ME W CUMMMM” shit. I could be completely wrong, that’s just my take. It’s entirely cosplay. All of the art he likes are of bimbo female coded cartoon characters. That’s what really gets his libido going - female bimbos. Also note his focus on being attracted to himself - as a cum filled “woman.”

 

[Paul Barker!]

That’s part of his agp roleplay though. He’s imagining being a woman who gobbles cocks and is pumped full of cum because that’s what he’s attracted to in a woman - that’s what he believes women are and should be. Agp is a fucking weird thing that I can’t quite wrap my head around. But his entire tranny identity is a fetish. Like, has anyone ever seen Kevin show any type of attraction to a good looking “cis” male? I don’t think he shows any interest in the bodies and cocks of “cis” makes which really makes me think that he is not actually into males, just into the concept of roleplaying as a female submissive. I imagine if he were gay and as horny as he claims to be, he would talk more about male bodies and cocks of attractive celebrities and *shudders* cartoon characters instead of jumping to full-fledged pornsick mumbo jumbo “FILL ME W CUMMMM” shit. I could be completely wrong, that’s just my take. It’s entirely cosplay. All of the art he likes are of bimbo female coded cartoon characters.

It’s really no surprise that so many “eggs” are cracked by watching sissy hypno and force fem porn. I’m generally pro people beating off to whatever they want, but deciding to live out your coomer fantasy 24/7 because you don’t see a reason not to is insane.

 

[Tomssu]

Our boy Kevie cracks me up!

Our boy there hard at work joggin' that nuggin'

Meanwhile others have done some actual work

Spoiler: Bigger pic

Too bad you just can't see shit in this pic

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Our boy Kevie cracks me up!
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umm... the song is called "Why Don't You Get A Job?" and is entirely about loathsome NEETs who sit around all day doing nothing and sponging off their significant others. What's not to get??

(GOD, I miss the 1990s.)

 

[Sperghetti]

That’s part of his agp roleplay though. He’s imagining being a woman who gobbles cocks and is pumped full of cum because that’s what he’s attracted to in a woman - that’s what he believes women are and should be. Agp is a fucking weird thing that I can’t quite wrap my head around. But his entire tranny identity is a fetish. Like, has anyone ever seen Kevin show any type of attraction to a good looking “cis” male? I don’t think he shows any interest in the bodies and cocks of “cis” males which really makes me think that he is not actually into males, just into the concept of roleplaying as a female submissive. I imagine if he were gay and as horny as he claims to be, he would talk more about male bodies and cocks of attractive celebrities and *shudders* cartoon characters instead of jumping to full-fledged pornsick mumbo jumbo “FILL ME W CUMMMM” shit. I could be completely wrong, that’s just my take. It’s entirely cosplay. All of the art he likes are of bimbo female coded cartoon characters. That’s what really gets his libido going - female bimbos. Also note his focus on being attracted to himself - as a cum filled “woman.”

Kevin's ideal partner is either another bimbo, or the faceless male effigy you often see in hentai art that only exists to show that the subject of the image is getting dicked.

 

[invictus]

Kevin's ideal partner is either another bimbo, or the faceless male effigy you often see in hentai art that only exists to show that the subject of the image is getting dicked.

Either that or a futa girl. I think that's the ultimate desire for him: a feminine top half with masculine genitals. As stated upthread, I've never seen him even mention being attracted to cis males in any capacity. Not a single retweet of a hot male model or porn star, just transgender/transsexual male-to-females. Furthermore, I haven't seen him post about transmen/female-to-male people, either. If he was attracted to men as well, he surely would find a flat chested former female to fit right into his deviant desires, right?

Wrong, because transmen can't fuck his neovag. Even if they could, they couldn't fill him with "the cummies" he so badly desires. So all that in mind, I sincerely think Kevin just wishes an anime futa girl would materialize out of the ether to bang him, and since that's not happening, the troons he chats with are as close as he's gonna get. So to me, he's not full on gay, he's just hideously warped and has not only broken his sexual organs, but has also broken his sexuality period from being so overly entrenched in deviancy.

 

[Bani]

Either that or a futa girl. I think that's the ultimate desire for him: a feminine top half with masculine genitals. As stated upthread, I've never seen him even mention being attracted to cis males in any capacity. Not a single retweet of a hot male model or porn star, just transgender/transsexual male-to-females. Furthermore, I haven't seen him post about transmen/female-to-male people, either. If he was attracted to men as well, he surely would find a flat chested former female to fit right into his deviant desires, right?

Wrong, because transmen can't fuck his neovag. Even if they could, they couldn't fill him with "the cummies" he so badly desires. So all that in mind, I sincerely think Kevin just wishes an anime futa girl would materialize out of the ether to bang him, and since that's not happening, the troons he chats with are as close as he's gonna get. So to me, he's not full on gay, he's just hideously warped and has not only broken his sexual organs, but has also broken his sexuality period from being so overly entrenched in deviancy.

Ray Blanchard has a word for troons like Kevin: pseudo-bisexual. It describes straight guys who troon out because of their attraction to women, but also feel turned on by being in a submissive sexual position like women. This, along with desperation, is why AGPs often only date other AGPs: they can't decide whether they're attracted to women or attracted to the idea of being one.

What pseudo-bisexuals basically want is, like you said, a futa. They like tits and asses like any other straight guy, but they want to be fucked because it fulfils their fantasy of being a stereotypical submissive woman. So, their ideal sexual partner is a person with the body of a cisgender woman, but a giant, fully functional dick-- even though that isn't physically possible. The closest IRL thing is a woman who's into pegging, but most of the girls into that are bisexual, which isn't "validating." So, the second closest thing is a fellow pre-OP AGP: less sexy, obviously, but more validating, which as we all know is of tantamount importance to troons.

Another cause of pseudo-bisexuality in troons is their intense hatred/jealousy of women. Being around an actual woman breaks up the delusion and reminds them that it's impossible to become one. They surround themselves with other AGPs because it makes them feel better by comparison. It also makes it easier for them to be openly misogynistic and express their clearly male sexualities in an environment where it won't be judged.

 

[Lyre]

It just never ends. He never takes a break. He never even slows down. And every day he finds a way to say something even more insane, creepy, gross, and aggravating than the day before. Reading this thread is what Prometheus must've felt like with that eagle pecking away at his liver, day after day - except I do this to myself for some fucking reason.



Anyway, the tranny ranch might get a visitor soon and Kevin's not even trying to hide his homosexuality.
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Spoiler: NSFL: The balding old man Kevin wants to fuck

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Obama didn't die for gay rights just so you could find a million ways to avoid calling yourselves gay men, Kevin.

God damn it I never want to eat another cookie again in my life.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

It just never ends. He never takes a break. He never even slows down. And every day he finds a way to say something even more insane, creepy, gross, and aggravating than the day before. Reading this thread is what Prometheus must've felt like with that eagle pecking away at his liver, day after day - except I do this to myself for some fucking reason.



Anyway, the tranny ranch might get a visitor soon and Kevin's not even trying to hide his homosexuality.
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Spoiler: NSFL: The balding old man Kevin wants to fuck

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Obama didn't die for gay rights just so you could find a million ways to avoid calling yourselves gay men, Kevin.

ok, no.

I refuse to believe that if this man showed up at Kevins ranch that Kevin would be down to "smooch" him. I get face blindness and all but I honestly think that Kevin is just LARPin' with all these people and has no intention of doing anything remotely sexual.

 

[Monolith]

Either that or a futa girl. I think that's the ultimate desire for him: a feminine top half with masculine genitals. As stated upthread, I've never seen him even mention being attracted to cis males in any capacity. Not a single retweet of a hot male model or porn star, just transgender/transsexual male-to-females. Furthermore, I haven't seen him post about transmen/female-to-male people, either. If he was attracted to men as well, he surely would find a flat chested former female to fit right into his deviant desires, right?

Wrong, because transmen can't fuck his neovag. Even if they could, they couldn't fill him with "the cummies" he so badly desires. So all that in mind, I sincerely think Kevin just wishes an anime futa girl would materialize out of the ether to bang him, and since that's not happening, the troons he chats with are as close as he's gonna get. So to me, he's not full on gay, he's just hideously warped and has not only broken his sexual organs, but has also broken his sexuality period from being so overly entrenched in deviancy.

Let's make a further distinction. He'd never be happy with a hermaphrodite with enough shame to keep it a secret (though to be fair, the secret would last about 3 seconds if Kevin knew about it). He'd want an idealized version of himself.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Let's make a further distinction. He'd never be happy with a hermaphrodite with enough shame to keep it a secret (though to be fair, the secret would last about 3 seconds if Kevin knew about it). He'd want an idealized version of himself.

"Local man found dead of exhaustion after humping a mirror for unknown number of days"

 

[AmbiTron]

"Local man found dead of exhaustion after humping a mirror for unknown number of days"

Oh, we'd know the number of days. He'd be tweeting about how amazing the 'sex' is every step of the way.

 

[chroma]

bonus: Penny lost out on a ton of bitcoin bubble bux, lmao Penny noooooo
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we still don't know where the NGO grant money they got went, or how much the grant was. i thought they bought the old ranch with it, but it turns out they were renting, so that money has either gone into the new ranch or is covering operating costs for now.

and we don't know where all the gofundme money goes (asking for 40 grand for moving costs? 5 hours away? plus multiple smaller gofundmes and 3.5 grand for car repairs?)

just doesn't add up, monsignor

"Had she not cashed out a couple months ago she'd have 9 million right now." This was written on December 18th, 2017, when bitcoin was at its peak of almost $20,000. At that time, $9M would be a little over 450BTC. (You can see a price chart here.) A couple of months before that, 1 bitcoin was $4,000-$5,000. That means that $9 million would be $1.8-2.25 million. Even a year before, bitcoin was trading close to $1,000, so that'd be around $800,000. Still a life-changing amount of money. For 450BTC to be worth less than an initial investment of $1,000, you'd have to go all the way back to 2011. Even by 2013, 450BTC was worth $40,000-$500,000.

If he's going to lie, can he at least not suck at it?

 

[AmbiTron]

"Had she not cashed out a couple months ago she'd have 9 million right now." This was written on December 18th, 2017, when bitcoin was at its peak of almost $20,000. At that time, $9M would be a little over 450BTC. (You can see a price chart here.) A couple of months before that, 1 bitcoin was $4,000-$5,000. That means that $9 million would be $1.8-2.25 million. Even a year before, bitcoin was trading close to $1,000, so that'd be around $800,000. Still a life-changing amount of money. For 450BTC to be worth less than an initial investment of $1,000, you'd have to go all the way back to 2011. Even by 2013, 450BTC was worth $40,000-$500,000.

If he's going to lie, can he at least not suck at it?

Wouldn't be surprised if Master Penny lied to him about it. There's all kinds of people out there who'll claim they got in on bitcoin early and either cashed out or lost it before it was worth much. The number of people who aren't lying when they say that is probably like 2%

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Wouldn't be surprised if Master Penny lied to him about it. There's all kinds of people out there who'll claim they got in on bitcoin early and either cashed out or lost it before it was worth much. The number of people who aren't lying when they say that is probably like 2%

I wonder if Master Pennywise also lied to the IRS.

 

[Old Fart]

Kevin's ideal partner is either another bimbo, or the faceless male effigy you often see in hentai art that only exists to show that the subject of the image is getting dicked.

Kevin's only plausible partner would be a RealDoll, but their union would be up in arms.

 

[AmbiTron]

I wonder if Master Pennywise also lied to the IRS.

I mean, he's a troon so I wouldn't put it past him. Honestly, these people could tell me the sky is blue and I'd be inclined to question that just based on who they are.

 

[Particle Bored]

Here KevKev remembers he is supposed to plural!

and he hasn't blocked mode_view? Kinda surprised

Given Mode_View's recent breakdown and admission of the sham that was his own "plurality," the impression I get from that simple "Interesting" tweet is that it's just struck him that Kevin might in fact just be full of shit.