Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Vaganabanana]

I found this weird dude while checking up on kevin's orbiters, it has lolcow potential, but many in the kevinsphere do too.

Basically, its a trans, mentally ill ''plural -system'' pedo with OCD that makes videos lecturing people about paedophilia, and by lecturing I mean reading a wikipedia article in front of the camera. On the first video he mentions being introduce to shota and loli at his early teens.

instead of seeking medical help, he decided to accept it and lurked on pedo forums full of enablers and now is ''coming out'' as a pedo. Its also important to mention that he still lives with his parents, they dont know and he recorded this shit while they were on vacation. What a fucking loonie

Spoiler: pedo

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Spoiler: NSFW PEDO ART

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His twitter is locked, but I will see if I can get anything interesting

Spoiler: YOUTUBE LINKS

MANYVIDS ACCOUNT:

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EDIT: This cow has already gained some notoriety, was he mentioned before here?
EDIT²: Added more links

The internet was a mistake

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Remember when they started a GoFundMe to replace their car radiator instead of just make this idiot who has a never ending stream of garbage shipped to their ranch help cover it?

To be fair, we don't know how much Kevin already contributes financially to the ranch. I have to assume it's a not-inconsiderable amount, because why else would they keep him around? The point of a communal lifestyle is that everyone contributes as they are able. Kevin does no work, can't be fucked in his frankenvag, has little or no sexual contact with his housemates (or if he is, it's the only part of his sex life he doesn't talk about endlessly), and apparently does nothing all day but tweet and buy jaw-dropping quantities of children's toys. Companionship? Well... okay, but that assumes that every other housemate is so fond of this 32-year-old manchild that they're all willing to overlook his performative laziness while they're outside working hard every day.

I assume that at minimum he's taking care of most if not all of the mortgage, because I never see any of them talk about it and there's no way the yarn business is covering it yet, and possibly the alpaca feed as well.

 

[Cowpies]

Ok, I had to. I'm sorry and I'm not sorry

Spoiler: KevKevs hot tattoo

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He should have that one mole looked at.

 

[stupid fuck]

To be fair, we don't know how much Kevin already contributes financially to the ranch. I have to assume it's a not-inconsiderable amount, because why else would they keep him around? The point of a communal lifestyle is that everyone contributes as they are able. Kevin does no work, can't be fucked in his frankenvag, has little or no sexual contact with his housemates (or if he is, it's the only part of his sex life he doesn't talk about endlessly), and apparently does nothing all day but tweet and buy jaw-dropping quantities of children's toys. Companionship? Well... okay, but that assumes that every other housemate is so fond of this 32-year-old manchild that they're all willing to overlook his performative laziness while they're outside working hard every day.

I assume that at minimum he's taking care of most if not all of the mortgage, because I never see any of them talk about it and there's no way the yarn business is covering it yet, and possibly the alpaca feed as well.

i think you overestimate Kevin's ability to manage his finances at all, check out these old tweets about money

poor money management and bitching prior to the ranch saga


he'd just blow it all on troony things anyway


his plan was to spend the inherited money entirely on new man tits


i think this implies everyone was paying around $500/month at the old rented ranch, and his spending record since arriving at the new ranch seems to indicate all his money that used to be for rent is now spent on plastic dinosaurs and autistic robots


bonus: Penny lost out on a ton of bitcoin bubble bux, lmao Penny noooooo


we still don't know where the NGO grant money they got went, or how much the grant was. i thought they bought the old ranch with it, but it turns out they were renting, so that money has either gone into the new ranch or is covering operating costs for now.

and we don't know where all the gofundme money goes (asking for 40 grand for moving costs? 5 hours away? plus multiple smaller gofundmes and 3.5 grand for car repairs?)

just doesn't add up, monsignor

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I found this weird dude while checking up on kevin's orbiters, it has lolcow potential, but many in the kevinsphere do too.

Basically, its a trans, mentally ill ''plural -system'' pedo with OCD that makes videos lecturing people about paedophilia, and by lecturing I mean reading a wikipedia article in front of the camera. On the first video he mentions being introduce to shota and loli at his early teens.

instead of seeking medical help, he decided to accept it and lurked on pedo forums full of enablers and now is ''coming out'' as a pedo. Its also important to mention that he still lives with his parents, they dont know and he recorded this shit while they were on vacation. What a fucking loonie

Spoiler: pedo

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Spoiler: NSFW PEDO ART

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His twitter is locked, but I will see if I can get anything interesting

Spoiler: YOUTUBE LINKS

MANYVIDS ACCOUNT:

ManyVids - Hottest vids from your favorite content creators

Connect With Your Fantasy - Amateur porn, XXX vids, Clipsite, Adult vids, Camgirls, Sexy Girls

www.manyvids.com

EDIT: This cow has already gained some notoriety, was he mentioned before here?
EDIT²: Added more links

I don’t want be MATI here but how as a parent do you not pull your kids internet access and put them in therapy the second you see this behavior/personality starting to form? I can’t imagine that one day you have a normal boy doing normal shit and wake up the next day and your son is a “plural system, trans, pedo, sissy” who has decided to never leave his bedroom. I know when you have kids it really is a crapshoot what kind of human is going to blossom but it seems like his parents just didn’t give a shit and were glad he locked himself in his room so they didn’t have to deal with him. Unrestricted internet access and neglectful parenting at a critical developmental juncture is what leads to this disaster.

 

[William Shatner]

I don’t want be MATI here but how as a parent do you not pull your kids internet access and put them in therapy the second you see this behavior/personality starting to form? I can’t imagine that one day you have a normal boy doing normal shit and wake up the next day and your son is a “plural system, trans, pedo, sissy” who has decided to never leave his bedroom. I know when you have kids it really is a crapshoot what kind of human is going to blossom but it seems like his parents just didn’t give a shit and were glad he locked himself in his room so they didn’t have to deal with him. Unrestricted internet access and neglectful parenting at a critical developmental juncture is what leads to this disaster.

People like Kevin and roxy got into this while in early stages of puberty and that definitively warped their sexuality. The teenage years are very important and will define who you are for the rest your life, especially relating to sexuality.

I got a feeling that they were very shy and overprotected by their parents while teens, leading to never experiencing things like a teenage romance and even sex, this combined with an unlimited access to internet usually leads to them becoming either a Raging Incel or a Woke Trans Plural Gender Queer. Sometimes a weird mixture of both.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

To be fair, we don't know how much Kevin already contributes financially to the ranch. I have to assume it's a not-inconsiderable amount, because why else would they keep him around? The point of a communal lifestyle is that everyone contributes as they are able. Kevin does no work, can't be fucked in his frankenvag, has little or no sexual contact with his housemates (or if he is, it's the only part of his sex life he doesn't talk about endlessly), and apparently does nothing all day but tweet and buy jaw-dropping quantities of children's toys. Companionship? Well... okay, but that assumes that every other housemate is so fond of this 32-year-old manchild that they're all willing to overlook his performative laziness while they're outside working hard every day.

I assume that at minimum he's taking care of most if not all of the mortgage, because I never see any of them talk about it and there's no way the yarn business is covering it yet, and possibly the alpaca feed as well.

Fair point but the more I think about the financials of the ranch the less sense it makes.

If Kevin is kicking in most of the mortgage surely he doesn't have this much to spend on toys since his only source of income is his inheritance. I doubt he was the only person on the will, how much could his aunt/grandmother, whoever have been worth?

Edit: so he only got enough for fake tits which he didn't even get. So probably like 6-8k?

Is the ranch just a front for some massive troon money laundering scheme?

Spoiler: Financhu Sperging Ahead

How did these troons even wrangle up money for these alpacas? Do we know what any of them did before? If Penny had struck it big on Bitcoin it would make sense but as we've seen he blew it.

According to minutes of scientific research adult alpacas start at $800, with wool-grade alpacas costing near $1500 on the lower end. Meaning these people somehow managed to purchase roughly 64k (if they didn't even get wool-grade alpacas) - 120k worth of alpacas off MLP fanart? Doubtful since Kevin couldn't even support himself off that. I'm assuming the others had gainful employment at some time.

They're pretty cheap to feed so their patreon money probably covers most of that but I imagine livestock vet services are expensive so the moment one of them gets sick they'll just have to put it down since they can't budget for any unforeseen cost.

Maybe I'm missing something but the ranch seems to have started around the end of 2018.
Did they take out a business loan to spend on alpacas? Did they cash out their 401ks to start this place? And the most important question: why do I even fucking care?

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Fair point but the more I think about the financials of the ranch the less sense it makes.

If Kevin is kicking in most of the mortgage surely he doesn't have this much to spend on toys since his only source of income is his inheritance. I doubt he was the only person on the will, how much could his aunt/grandmother, whoever have been worth?

Spoiler: Financhu Sperging Ahead

How did these troons even wrangle up money for these alpacas? Do we know what any of them did before? If Penny had struck it big on Bitcoin it would make sense but as we've seen he blew it.

According to minutes of scientific research adult alpacas start at $800, with wool-grade alpacas costing near $1500 on the lower end. Meaning these people somehow managed to purchase roughly 64k (if they didn't even get wool-grade alpacas) - 120k worth of alpacas off MLP fanart? Doubtful since Kevin couldn't even support himself off that. I'm assuming the others had gainful employment at some time.

They're pretty cheap to feed so their patreon money probably covers most of that but I imagine livestock vet services are expensive so the moment one of them gets sick they'll just have to put it down since they can't budget for any unforeseen cost.

Maybe I'm missing something but the ranch seems to have started around the end of 2018.
Did they take out a business loan to spend on alpacas? Did they cash out their 401ks to start this place? And the most important question: why do I even fucking care?

IIRC there were some articles linked upthread about alpacas essentially being a bubble. Someone might have used them as an opportunity to recover some of their losses: sell their toxic assets to some unsuspecting dumb fucknuggets too lazy to do their due dilligence, and avoid being the biggest fool. IMO there's a good chance Master Pennywise didn't even plan for alpacas, but was stuck with them somehow.

 

[Particle Bored]

Honestly the most baffling thing about this is that someone thought it was a good idea to make action figures of Squirrel Girl.

Real talk, though, it's kind of painful to watch Kevin fritter away hundreds of his free inheritance money on toys every week. It's just such a stupid, short-sighted way for an unemployed person to use their money, especially when the troon ranch has been running into expenses left and right. Seriously, Kevin? You're blowing four hundred dollars on toys when your commune (supposedly) needs all these expensive repairs?

I'm crossing fingers that "Mistress" gets fed up and takes the action figures and stuffies out for some Five-Seven target practice.

 

[William Shatner]

how much could his aunt/grandmother, whoever have been worth?

He doesn't seem worried of running out of money anytime soon or else he would already be e-begging. Did she leave everything to him? The rest of the family must've been pissed of.

I hope afterlife exists so we can know that his grandmother is watching the savings of a lifetime going into supporting a lifestyle entirely devoted to sexual deviance and plastic toys.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

He doesn't seem worried of running out of money anytime soon or else he would already be e-begging. Did she leave everything to him? The rest of the family must've been pissed of.

I hope afterlife exists so we can know that his grandmother is watching the savings of a lifetime going into supporting a lifestyle entirely devoted to sexual deviance and plastic toys.
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@stupid fuck posted a tweet of him saying it was from a family member he didn't even know existed and it was split between a shitload of family members.

Or he got a huge inheritance and was lying so people won't call out his CAPITALISM BAD tweets.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

@stupid fuck posted a tweet of him saying it was from a family member he didn't even know existed

Shall we assume he had to spend a night in a haunted mansion in order to collect?

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Shall we assume he had to spend a night in a haunted mansion in order to collect?

When you get the whole inheritance by freaking out the ghosts so bad THEY leave instead of you.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Kevie likes to buy stuff while drunk too

Spoiler: Buying games

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NO.
This is not allowed.

I found this weird dude while checking up on kevin's orbiters, it has lolcow potential, but many in the kevinsphere do too.

Basically, its a trans, mentally ill ''plural -system'' pedo with OCD that makes videos lecturing people about paedophilia, and by lecturing I mean reading a wikipedia article in front of the camera. On the first video he mentions being introduce to shota and loli at his early teens.

instead of seeking medical help, he decided to accept it and lurked on pedo forums full of enablers and now is ''coming out'' as a pedo. Its also important to mention that he still lives with his parents, they dont know and he recorded this shit while they were on vacation. What a fucking loonie

Spoiler: pedo

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Spoiler: NSFW PEDO ART

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His twitter is locked, but I will see if I can get anything interesting

Spoiler: YOUTUBE LINKS

MANYVIDS ACCOUNT:

ManyVids - Hottest vids from your favorite content creators

Connect With Your Fantasy - Amateur porn, XXX vids, Clipsite, Adult vids, Camgirls, Sexy Girls

www.manyvids.com

EDIT: This cow has already gained some notoriety, was he mentioned before here?
EDIT²: Added more links

This isn't allowed either.

Ok, I had to. I'm sorry and I'm not sorry

Spoiler: KevKevs hot tattoo

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Also not allowed.

None of this shit is allowed. Why not? Because I say so.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Saw this image in the Wuhan Virus Megathread today and remembered everybody's favorite peak Kevin tweet.

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[Migraine Box]

I'm curious, has Kev started sperging over the news that butcherings "reassignment surgeries" are being denied wholesale and deemed non-essential? I'd check his twitter but even reading the snippets here is enough to give me terminal brain cancer

 

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It's a shame April Fool's has already passed. I would've rewritten the thread to act like Kevin died but portray all his actions as being an upstanding member of society, finishing with a fake tombstone reading that.

Then again, there's always next year.

 

[afternoon_tea]

@stupid fuck
Or he got a huge inheritance and was lying so people won't call out his CAPITALISM BAD tweets.

This has crossed my mind before. Kevin's tranny circle are the most shameless e-beggars, as soon as he mentioned the inheritance he probably got a bunch of DMs and he realized what a bad idea it is to let people like that know you have money.

The way he blows through money he either has another source or the inheritance is bigger than he lets on.

I wonder if anyone on the ranch has lawsuit money. I've seen a lot of dirtbag tranny punk houses and collectives, and there's always that one who has some "slipped on pee pee at the Costco" money.

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

The lost dildo finally finds its home

Edit:
There's apparently some dumb shit going on with the new Harley Quinn show so Kevin has dumb takes on it

 

[neverendingmidi]

The lost dildo finally finds its home
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Well, unless his fingers are abnormally massive (which may be a possibility), it looks smaller than the other one. It's still not gonna fit and will rip his franken-gina to bits. But maybe it might take two or three thrusts with this before he prolapses his rot pocket.