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Well now I can 't unsee this

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taken from this thread;
 
I have a genital preference: trimmed poon over au naturale. But I'll still tap au naturale.

I also have a soda preference: root beer over cola. But I'll still drink cola.

I dont have a preference for root beer over "can of carbonated diarrhea." The can of diarrhea doesn't enter into the equation.

Draw whatever parallel you will.
 
Marvel Legends Squirrel Girl on Scooter - $34.99

Marvel Legends Cosmic Ghost Rider - $59.00

Marvel Legends Omega Red - $39.85

Marvel Legends Deadpool 2 - $25.95

Marvel Legends Deadpool 3 - $25.95

Marvel Legends Wolverine X-23 - $32.99

Marvel Legends Lady Deadpool - $27.00

Marvel Legends Marvel's Bishop - $54.85

Marvel Legends Beta Ray Bill - $35.95

Marvel Legends Doctor Doom - $35.95

Marvel Legends Marvel's Jubilee - $35.95

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Being a manchild lolcow for everyone to laugh at - priceless $408.43
Honestly the most baffling thing about this is that someone thought it was a good idea to make action figures of Squirrel Girl.

Real talk, though, it's kind of painful to watch Kevin fritter away hundreds of his free inheritance money on toys every week. It's just such a stupid, short-sighted way for an unemployed person to use their money, especially when the troon ranch has been running into expenses left and right. Seriously, Kevin? You're blowing four hundred dollars on toys when your commune (supposedly) needs all these expensive repairs?
 
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Honestly the most baffling thing about this is that someone thought it was a good idea to make action figures of Squirrel Girl.

Real talk, though, it's kind of painful to watch Kevin fritter away hundreds of his free inheritance money on toys every week. It's just such a stupid, short-sighted way for an unemployed person to use their money, especially when the troon ranch has been running into expenses left and right. Seriously, Kevin? You're blowing four hundred dollars on toys when your commune (supposedly) needs all these expensive repairs?
Agreed. His complete lack of financial planning is reflective on him as a whole I feel. He’s all about self-gratification and doesn’t consider the future implications of his poor decision making skills. One would think that he would reassess his wasteful spending habits during the current crisis, especially after seeing his twitter feed full of ebegging troons that can’t afford their rent due to them not being able to work. He’s not alone though with this immature mindset. I’m sure many of us know people who are like this. Quite sad really.
 
Agreed. His complete lack of financial planning is reflective on him as a whole I feel. He’s all about self-gratification and doesn’t consider the future implications of his poor decision making skills. One would think that he would reassess his wasteful spending habits during the current crisis, especially after seeing his twitter feed full of ebegging troons that can’t afford their rent due to them not being able to work. He’s not alone though with this immature mindset. I’m sure many of us know people who are like this. Quite sad really.
He's the kind of person who buys a Mustang roadster for himself, one for his personal stripper Candy, and another one for his sugar baby when midlife crisis hits, right before his wife gets a divorce and takes half of everything in addition to child support for the postman's bastard son. The biggest difference is Kevie will 41% himself well before he could reach a midlife crisis.

Viagra can't help him either, but that's probably the least of his problems. A bit less degeneracy would do him good, in fact.
 
Good news to the other ranchers (I guess): There is a way to get Kevie to do actual work
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he is asking for it

KevKev feels the need to explain his hornyness levels plus some wound info
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At least Mistress Bird is not too delusional
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Form an orderly queue please!

Kevie likes to buy stuff while drunk too
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I mean sure, buy games, but why always the most expensive option?

Kevie re-tweeting kinks...
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Why are they so funny?? (not)
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Well there is a chance of improvement if you spit on them... Maybe?
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lmao at J. Edgars comment

Kevie loves tattoos!
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Just imagine: Kevin covered in Sonichu tattoos...

KevKev tells us how he want's to be treated
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Did you know, Kevin USED to be a man?
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Btw, he forgot (again) that he's supposed to be plural

and for the finale, this
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This whole convo makes me gag. Stitches popped? Red and sore? Oral sex that stings? Bad taste for the partner? 🤮

Kev really should be suing his surgeon. Is the surgeon just hoping that he'll either die of a bacterial infection or 41% himself before they have to actually fix what they fucked up?
 
Honestly the most baffling thing about this is that someone thought it was a good idea to make action figures of Squirrel Girl.

Real talk, though, it's kind of painful to watch Kevin fritter away hundreds of his free inheritance money on toys every week. It's just such a stupid, short-sighted way for an unemployed person to use their money, especially when the troon ranch has been running into expenses left and right. Seriously, Kevin? You're blowing four hundred dollars on toys when your commune (supposedly) needs all these expensive repairs?
Remember when they started a GoFundMe to replace their car radiator instead of just make this idiot who has a never ending stream of garbage shipped to their ranch help cover it?
 
This whole convo makes me gag. Stitches popped? Red and sore? Oral sex that stings? Bad taste for the partner? 🤮

Kev really should be suing his surgeon. Is the surgeon just hoping that he'll either die of a bacterial infection or 41% himself before they have to actually fix what they fucked up?

Doesn’t the thought of munching on a gaping wound really tighten the ole’ trousers?

As for suing his surgeon: LOL! Remember this was optional non medically needed elective cosmetic surgery. You are pretty much rolling the dice and hoping for the best in these situations.
 
As for suing his surgeon: LOL! Remember this was optional non medically needed elective cosmetic surgery. You are pretty much rolling the dice and hoping for the best in these situations.

This.

The vast majority of these surgeries either go horribly wrong at worst, or lead to complications at best.

I forgot the name, but I still remember that one even ended up with a colostomy bag (if that's the right name). I feel like, if you could actually sue these surgeons, it would have happened before and these surgeries would cease.

It's not like ye olden days where they were done in 3rd world nations, there are plenty of SRS surgeons in the west.

There's a reason why it took so long to find someone willing to do this to Jazz Jennings - he is filmed almost every day and these surgeons know SOMETHING will go wrong at least. So they declined to work on Jazz, because showing it to millions of people would ruin their """"""""reputation"""""""
 
I found this weird dude while checking up on kevin's orbiters, it has lolcow potential, but many in the kevinsphere do too.

Basically, its a trans, mentally ill ''plural -system'' pedo with OCD that makes videos lecturing people about paedophilia, and by lecturing I mean reading a wikipedia article in front of the camera. On the first video he mentions being introduce to shota and loli at his early teens.

instead of seeking medical help, he decided to accept it and lurked on pedo forums full of enablers and now is ''coming out'' as a pedo. Its also important to mention that he still lives with his parents, they dont know and he recorded this shit while they were on vacation. What a fucking loonie

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His twitter is locked, but I will see if I can get anything interesting


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EDIT: This cow has already gained some notoriety, was he mentioned before here?
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please clap for Bonnie
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much like a troon's strategy for dealing with women they can't have, they've decided that if they can't get what they want from the landlord (free everything because trans rights), they'll just become the landlord and collect rent in the form of troon labor and e-begging. but not from Kevin, of course. their weird little BDSM relationship exempts Kev from pretty much all forms of responsibility i guess.

i see a lot of people speculating that he'll get kicked out or forced to contribute somehow after he wears his welcome thin, but i don't think they'll ever ask anything of Kevin so long as he's propping up the narrative that the ranch is some sort of "haven" for struggling trans peepo.

in the few times we've seen Kevin doing anything, it's through other ranch dwellers gushing over how Kev's "keeping the home front rolling" or something similar - arranging plush toys, looking after his cats or filming ducks, etc. so not only is he pretty much the ranch pet who exists in part for the others to point at and say "look, we're housing trans peepo!", i also get the impression that they see him as some sort of homemaker, with his cats, plushies, unwillingness to learn to drive and extreme introversion.

and the icing on the fucked up cake is that Kevie's the only one with a "vagina", which probably solidifies his role as the homemaker in their warped reality. don't forget, for all their gender nonconforming bluster, troons just can't stop the mask from slipping when they hypersexualize the women's clothes they wear, can't keep a lid on their pregancy fetishes and go absolutely bananas when an actual woman DARES disagree with them.

Kev the useless, tubular-titted lump and his nonfunctioning "vagina" are the perfect fit for the ranch's very own "tradwife".

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oh and for some bonus hilarity, i get the distinct impression that Kevie and Penny sleep in separate rooms

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comparing the two perspectives from Kevie's "my window" and (presumably) Penny's "the bedroom window" seems to result in two rooms that aren't even adjacent. but i guess that's far from the weirdest thing about this whole freakshow.

(Bonnie's room is a different perspective again, so i'm pretty certain i'm right)
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