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[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

I would imagine it has something to do with there being less demand for flesh socks than amholes and nobody giving a shit about TIFs unless we can use them to divorce female biology from womanhood.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Pratchett did use dwarves as a way of sympathetically talking about trans shit in Discworld. If you don’t know, Discworld dwarves have the same two sexes as humans, but treat don’t have anything like different gender roles, so to humans it kind of looks like they’re all dudes, especially since even lady dwarves have beards. Some lady dwarves take a liking to how humans distinguish women from men and start wearing dresses and braiding their hair and shit, which the traditionalists don’t like. The allegory is both obvious and quite revealing.

So yeah, highly doubt Pratchett would even be TERF adjacent. Might get cancelled for not thinking thirteen year old girls should get their breast buds removed ASAP, though, because TRAs are never satisfied.

So how do the dude and lady dwarfs successfully reproduce if they all look the same

I'm not an expert, but I have read the SRS/GRS horror thread, and I don't remember anyone using cadaver skin. Which, you're right, it seems like, if it were optimal, it would be vastly preferred, rather than flaying your arms or using your own colon. Just how experimental is this revision he's getting?

I'd guess it's because it's just a hole that's basically being wallpapered. Frankendongs need blood vessels and shit.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

So how do the dude and lady dwarfs successfully reproduce if they all look the same

They still have the usual male and female parts, they’re just hidden under layers of chainmail and shit. A big part of dwarf courtship is apparently figuring out what sex the other person is before proceeding. In other words, it’s basically trans dream land, where you actually do need genital inspections to clock 99% of people.

 

[AfghanBlue]

The reason they're so hyped to get us off cloudflare is they have an almost monopoly on DDOS mitigation, so while finding a replacement would be very difficult for us, the same holds true for everyone else

The only way to mess up their stock price would be to have a load of supporting shareholders sell up and lol which troons hold noticeable amounts of their stock? Or arrange a boycott until they drop us, which is like trying to boycott your local water board

Fuck clouflare then, if their whole thing is DDos mitigation then why the fuck we always getting DDos’d on the reg anyway?


(Also that tweet of Kevin saying “it’s nice to know people born with vagina can have this problem”
It’s nice to know some women experience extreme pain during sex, often as a result of trauma?

It’s nice?
Because the world’s women are just a prop for your fetish, sorry forgot the logic for a second)

Nah, Kev, if the site goes down, we can just on about our day with our cock and balls intact, and you'll still be stuck in the middle of nowhere with a literal shiteater.

Don’t forget those of us who can go on about our day, occasionally getting fucked in our true and honest vag’s.


Kevin DID dialate religiously- it’s just that he’s a fedora tippin’ internet atheist

 

[Sun Sucker]

....What the fuck.
We somehow got an even more horrifying arch than the fucking penis skin sock one. And Kevvie thinks this is "so cool and Cyberpunk!".
No, Kevin, this isn't Cyberpunk, it's fucking early edition Tzimisce.

I have lurked enough on the Tranny Sideshows/ SRS horrors threads to learn about a number of different genital reconstruction surgeries, and have never heard of this one, not on here neither via my own internet research. There is every bit of chance that this is entirely experimental.

I will be watching eagerly, if only to use Kev here as a tortured corpse-vagina Vicissitude creation in a potential VtM game.
God fucking speed.

 

[retard strength]

Kevin is too scared to even pick up the phone (unless it was to call his mom crying from school), bitching about "mUh PhOnE aNxIeTy" or whatever. Can't even drive or go to Costco alone. Remember that this grown ass fridge of a man LARPS as a scared little baby during thunderstorms because uwu heckin retard bean uwu

What's he gonna do? Get frustrated when he can't find an online corporate feedback form page for KF? Have Phillip "Penny" "Penis" threaten to go punch some women? Get Fedposter J to throw a little tantrum about some local county female liberal politician? Make up with Paul so he so he Alyssa can go piss in our bathtubs and steal our snacks? Make up with Neck so he can demon up any sleep paralysis? Make up with Wedge so he can commit some terrorism via dickless clown porn?

No, I know what he's going to do. Seethe for a week while buying Transformers to self-soothe under the guise of needing money for unexpected medical bills. Because that's the only thing he can do.

 

[Prolego]

An amhole made of preserved skin? Isn't that what we call leather? I wonder if they got a Ricardo Montalban soundalike to do the voiceover for the commercial. Could the surgeon include a soundchip hidden away so that when fingered it says "soft Corinthian leather." And the fake G spot could have a hidden button that when pressed plays William Shatner screaming out "KHAAAAAAN".

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

We somehow got an even more horrifying arch than the fucking penis skin sock one. And Kevvie thinks this is "so cool and Cyberpunk!".

Isn’t a big theme in cyberpunk fiction dehumanisation through technology? It’s supposed to be the big divider between classical cyberpunk and post-cyberpunk, in so much as the latter is a coherent genre at all. Calling your fucking body cyberpunk is like using “Orwellian“ as a synonym for “cool.”

He talks about his body the way I talked when I was replacing my computer, or how other blokes talk about nice cars. These people consider themselves the fucking vanguard of far-left politics, and they’re all walking advertisements for the horrors of consumerism and unfettered cultural capitalism. They think bodies are customisable status objects. They treat animals like toys and not living things with needs and a capacity for suffering. Half their fetishes are about being made into mindless objects. If anything, Kevin is far more his Transformers collection or his surgery receipts than an actual person.

 

[YourFriendlyLurker]

You: there can be nothing more retarded, disgusting and rofl-worthy in this world. I have seen it all.
Kevin: hold my beer.

Literally, a cow that never stops giving.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Side note, all the Terry Pratchett talk has made me very grateful that he never thought to trans Eskarina from Equal Rites. In fact, if I recall, the last Discworld book introduced a male witch who was… well, a male witch. Not a ”trans girl” just a dude with the right mindset for witchcraft. That kind of nuance is getting depressingly rare in fantasy these days,

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Make up with Paul so he so he Alyssa can go piss in our bathtubs and steal our snacks?

Pls no! I was hiding my snacks in the bathtub!

 

[BallBuster]

Cadaver Vagina... Sounds like a Rob Zombie song. Deflated Labia... Sounds like an awful country song. But you know, True and honest women problems.

 

[Ninon42]

AlloDerm is an interesting choice for amhole restoration. The product website (link/archive) indicates that the company is mostly geared towards dental products and the founder is a creepy fuck from the videos, one who doesn't promote himself as having a stake in the company and is just a dentist and satisfied customer.

The website itself is glitchy as hell with lots of missing links or just links to nowhere. And again, it's almost all dental products like prosthetics, implants, tools, etc. This was in no way meant for frankensteining amholes. Even from the contraindications, Kevvie isn't exactly an ideal patient


Ah, there it is. A subsidiary of AbbVie, pharma giant and maker of puberty blocker/chemical castration agent Lupron. Good luck, Kev, you're getting the experimental tranny medicare special.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Kev, you're getting the experimental tranny medicare special.

Yep, it's an experiment and knowing Kevin he would find this hot.

 

[White-Kettle Shufflepunk]

Trans put up with more shit from their surgeons than Dr. Moreau‘s patients.

 

[Borscht]

I have lurked enough on the Tranny Sideshows/ SRS horrors threads to learn about a number of different genital reconstruction surgeries, and have never heard of this one, not on here neither via my own internet research. There is every bit of chance that this is entirely experimental.

I am 95% sure Kevin is taking us for a ruse cruise with the most outrageous bait he could come up with, but... You know. It's Kevin. There is always 5% XCOM chance some mad scientist freak came up with a corpse genitalia grafting technique.

 

[Fareal]

Kevin once again displays his excellent knowledge of Being A Woman by thinking vaginismus is any way adjacent to having a vast, festering wound trying desperately to form enough scar tissue to heal itself shut.

NB: vaginas have entire babies come out of them on the reg, and heal enough inside a mere six weeks to regain all primary function, barring rare complications. (I do mean rare. Postpartum pain and deeper healing can and does take longer, but most women six weeks out are a) continent and b) capable of normal sexual intercourse if they want to. A postpartum result on the scale of Kev’s total amhole failure is a drastic and catastrophic result which any obgyn team would be working diligently to repair ASAP.)

Of course, since the vagina is actually supposed to be there, it has those genuinely amazing regenerative capabilities and the body does not try to heal it shut or view it as a serious injury just by existing. It’s like vaginas are somehow just not the same as amholes.

Vaginismus is mainly treated by therapy and by gentle dilating exercises because it’s a muscle spasm, often in response to previous negative or traumatic experiences. Troons don’t have those muscles, so…. it’s not vaginismus. But then they they think they can get period cramps in the uteruses they don’t have, so who knows what the fuck they think is happening.

tl;dr an entire human reproductive system is not “just a hole“ and is not mimicked by just putting a hole somewhere in the pelvis

 

[Swiss46]

I'm glad the guy who couldn't follow the instructions of "stick rod in hole" is being given experimental surgery. I'm sure this will end well.

 

[Game master arino]

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>Whining on twitter all day is collective action
Sounds more like collective inaction.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I'm glad the guy who couldn't follow the instructions of "stick rod in hole" is being given experimental surgery. I'm sure this will end well.

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