Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Looks like Kev-Kev's in financial trouble:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292232649323339776 (Archive)

Man who doesn't work and wastes his money on worthless toys and porn has finical issues. Shocking.

Isn't he living at the tranch which his mistress owns outright? Why tf is he having to pay rent? I always assumed he was paying, you know... """"rent""".
 
Wait wait wait, Kevin is paying rent?? Does Penny charge his harem rent to live on the Ranch of Despair? :story:
Kevin doesn't work, racks up the electricity bill with his PC/PS4, has a massive inheritance he throws away on plushies, porn and games every month, eats like a fucking slob, dilates in public and can't even put out for the crew, you bet your sweet ass he pays at least a little rent, if not most of it.
 
Based Shatner lmfao

Wait wait wait, Kevin is paying rent?? Does Penny charge his harem rent to live on the Ranch of Despair? :story:
I think we had already been speculating that he has some sort of inheritance of which he uses some each month for rent and his toys, right?
Besides, since his "virginity" was taken by Cheese Wedge, he also probably doesn't hold as much value as the fuck puppet for the troon commune, so maybe he has to pay more now

And LOL at the massive cope about trans girls being "hotter than cis girls anyway" and the "totally good vagina aroma" or whatever the fuck. He can smell it, alright, it's just the smell of rotting flesh and piss. I still cannot believe Wedge actually stuck his tongue in there. He has to have contracted some sort of disease from that. :optimistic:

"I tricked you into thinking I was a TRUE and HONEST woman (somehow), but SURPRISE here's a smelly micropenis, now suck it, you transphobe" Tasteful, indeed.
 
I thought nature gave him his "side shave"
I have done some very autistic (and bad) math.

This is the dilator Kevin has been using "consistently", the smallest size in the set.

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As seen in the image above, I have calculated the depth of the Amhole, at maximum capacity, to be 3 & 7/8ths inches (9.84 cms) using the length between the dots and Kevin's post plundering reports.


So this means the Amhole can fit a Chiquita Mini Banana™. Case closed, right? Probably but I'm gonna keep going.

Now, by Hailey's own account, he said he was only able to fit half of his wang into the Gaping Dragon.


But how much IS a half of Hailey's penis?

Amazon says that a similar collar to the metal collar Kevin wears has a circumference of 17 1/4 inches. After calculating the diameter (5.49 inches/13.94 cms) we can compare it to this photo with both Kevin's neck and Hailey's sausage to get an approximate size.


Hailey's chode is a little (heh) over half of the reference size, so let's be generous and say it's 55% percent of 5.49 inches. That puts his penis at approximately 3.0195 inches (7.67 cm). We could also say, since he fit half of his weiner into the cesspit, that it is exactly the size of Kevin's maximized hole, and clocks in at 3.875 inches/9.84 cms.

Now, to free myself from looking at this image any longer, considering Hailey fit half of his penis into the amhole, that means Kevin's current useable depth is 1.51-1.94 inches (3.84-4.93 cms)

Fun closing notes:
  • Kevin's own surgeon stated that his neovagina was "built" to get to the 5th dot on the aforementioned dialator, meaning that he has lost 1.25+ inches (3.175+ cm) of cavern within 8 months of the big chop.
  • This puts Kevin's pre-chop (but post atrophy) penis at approximately 4 to 5 inches.
  • This was Hailey's best attempt at maximum hardness post atrophy, as proven by video of Hailey claiming his dick was too hard to go down after multiple rounds of "sex".
  • Kevin recently revealed he is T4T exclusive, meaning it is likely every penis he encounters sexually has some degree of atrophy.
  • We can conclude the full depth of the neovagina will not even be used, leaving the operation a complete waste of everyone's time and money.

TLDR:
Hailey's dick is small and the Amhole is surface deep.

@Null can we get an achievement rating on this
Looks like Kev-Kev's in financial trouble:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292244368997351424 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292232649323339776 (Archive)

Man who doesn't work and wastes his money on worthless toys and porn has finical issues. Shocking.
LOL he spent his rent money to fly his faggot boyfriend down to do some flaccid docking
 
Looks like Kev-Kev's in financial trouble:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292244368997351424 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292232649323339776 (Archive)

Man who doesn't work and wastes his money on worthless toys and porn has finical issues. Shocking.
Wow, Kev has finally hit every troon stereotype, begging for money. Really is there anything he hasn’t done?

gonna check the comments later and see if he gets any “useful” troon advice like “don’t pay it” or “kill your landlord!” CancelPenny!

Don’t worry Kev, I’m sure Haley loves you with or without money :story:
Edit: quoted the wrong post.
 
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Isn't he living at the tranch which his mistress owns outright? Why tf is he having to pay rent? I always assumed he was paying, you know... """"rent""".

Yeah, I thought the ranch was paid for and also that it was functioning as a sort of troon home for (extremely) lost boys. Makes sense that they would be helping with utilities and such, so it stuck out to me that he said “rent” and not utilities, repairs, llama food...
Edit: he also didn’t say he was helping with the mortgage, if there is one.
 
Looks like Kev-Kev's in financial trouble:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292244368997351424 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292232649323339776 (Archive)

Man who doesn't work and wastes his money on worthless toys and porn has finical issues. Shocking.
He has X amount of money coming in every month from his inheritance. How is it possible he wasn't able to budget that when he doesn't have any other obligations? Literally just don't spend $600 on toys when you only get $500 a month. Is he spending it all on candles?
 
20 He spent all his money to get half a tiny dick to "fuck" his new vag 20

I bet Hailey donates 0$

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lol
 
I think for normal people they’d see this manchild wasting hundreds of dollars a month on children’s toys and refuse to give him a handout but his troon buddies seem to be fine with supporting him and he met his “goal” pretty quick. Easy come easy go I guess - if these donators had ever put in a days work for their money I’m sure it would be a different story.
 
Looks like Kev-Kev's in financial trouble:
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https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292244368997351424 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1292232649323339776 (Archive)

Man who doesn't work and wastes his money on worthless toys and porn has finical issues. Shocking.

Yes Kevin, spending hundreds of dollars a month on plastic crap, tranny porn and getting grifted usually leads to not having money left for rent. I hope he doesn't get any cash from his followers, but who knows how troonomony works :story:
 
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