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>"We shouldn't let cis people move the goalposts"
>moves goalposts to validate troons' feelings
Oh honey, no one's going to be surprised that you're trans.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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>moves goalposts to validate troons' feelings
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SO if Kevin pays rent, do the others pay rent aswel?
I assume they get paid too? Does Kevin get paid? Because he doesn't seem to do any work.
I don't think it's weird that they pay rent, persé, but I think it would make sense that they atleast earn more than what they pay.
But in this case, i thought this was a commune for, and by, troons? A haven for troons? What happens in Kev doesn't pay, does he get thrown onto the streets?
I assume they get paid too? Does Kevin get paid? Because he doesn't seem to do any work.
I don't think it's weird that they pay rent, persé, but I think it would make sense that they atleast earn more than what they pay.
But in this case, i thought this was a commune for, and by, troons? A haven for troons? What happens in Kev doesn't pay, does he get thrown onto the streets?
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Long ago I came here to laugh at CWC , and this is where it ended. Acme of neovag disasters.. Gobbled by a troon hobo gigolo.
Total desensitization finally achieved. My online career is over.
I don't want to laugh any more. I don't think I can. I just want the word to end.
Total desensitization finally achieved. My online career is over.
I don't want to laugh any more. I don't think I can. I just want the word to end.
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I assume at least Jenn pays rent, but Bonnie and Penny seems to be the main caretakers (though I assume both of them are paying up for the mortage). I think there's only four of them on the Ranch'O'Horrors anyway.
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- the others might not have to pay rent, since, you know, they do work around Tran Ranch
- they sure as fuck aren't getting paid because Tran Ranch is operating at a massive loss
- it's probably a "work for accomodations and food" arrangement because it looks better as a "commune" that way
- yes, if Pennywise doesn't protect his little pants-shitting, dilating, Mr. Garrisoun-sounding kitten, he's going to hit the road
- got cucked out of a lot of money
- got cucked
- got fucked [CITATION NEEDED]
- got pretty much ghosted by
dick boy - and now he needs to e-beg
I'm looking forward to the "Troon Bonn's shiny new $2099.99 rifle gets confiscated as evidence" saga.
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Well, it's taken me a couple of weeks but I've finally read the entire thread. Let's just say that my opinions of troons have not been raised in any way during the process. I can't decide whether it's deeply sad or hilarious that Kevie's bf is peddling photos of their souper speshul, magikul first time together for a whopping ten dollars a set. And what a set it is! When you look at someone's homemade porn on Pornhub, sure you're looking at wonky tits and flabby arses and weird dicks, but you still get the passion behind it. You still get the sense that the participants are there because they want to be. But Kevin and Wedgie? Sterile. They may as well be posing for school portraits. If there's any emotion, any emotion at all, it's the hidden distaste of a prostitute for his client on Wedgie's part. I keep feeling sorry for Kevin, so transparently used, but then I remember that he's a human paralysis tick. He had it coming.
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We all know trannies like to redact their picture, but since we now know what Hailey looks like en-profil, he deserves a trophy (got it?) for being a master at it:
And no, nobody who's not sloshed will mistake him for a woman.
We've speculated about their finances before. Like others I suspect that it was indeed Kevin who vouched for that plane ticket (does someone have a price estimate?) which put him in trouble this month.
I think Bonnie is guarantee for the (probably considerable) loans they have, and there's consensus the ranch in its current configuration can't possibly hope to break even.
BallBuster
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Begging for money. Kind of kills the theory that the only reason he’s staying there is cause he’s putting up extra cash from his inheritance or trust fund or wherever the fuck he gets his money from.
What’s funny is not one person will call him out on his grifting in a week When he tweets pictures of his new transformer toys.
What’s funny is not one person will call him out on his grifting in a week When he tweets pictures of his new transformer toys.
Puddleduck
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To be fair they were both sold short. Hailey's pictures make him look like a slim twink, when he actually looks like a fat lesbo. Kev looks horrible in all his pics, but the disgusting mancave probably hadn't been revealed up to that point.
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My two cents is Haley convinced him he might as well e-beg even if he doesn’t need the money because he has so many twitter followers and an online presence as a circus sideshow freak that he is bound to make a nice cash grab every month doing it.
If there is anything I’ve learned about troons reading this site is online begging is basically a prerequisite of trooning out. Might as well sucker your dumb twitter followers out of their money because why not?
If there is anything I’ve learned about troons reading this site is online begging is basically a prerequisite of trooning out. Might as well sucker your dumb twitter followers out of their money because why not?
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Why not sell off some of that tremendous toy collection that's just gathering dust in his hovel at the troonicorn ranch? Even Chris-chan auctioned off his shit to afford new shit from time to time.
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Kev-Kev's opinions on biological sex are on par with the belives of flat-earthers and anti-vaxxers and as such should be automatically disregarded and thrown in the trash.
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Well Kev, guess what, biological sex is real. There's nothing performative about your male pattern baldness or you still having a prostate, except maybe the life-saving surgery a doctor's going to perform when the latter inevitably turns cancerous.Kevvie is trying to sound smart again...
yes, it's never a discussion with him...
You know what's actually performative?
You openly thirsting after other trannies on the twatters, because you sure as fuck won't get anyone else trying to fuck your Nurg-hole after Triangle Dick passes the grisly details down the grapewine.
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I can play this dumb game too.Kevvie is trying to sound smart again...
Blah blah blah, calling belief in biological sex "right wing" is a technique used by genderspecials to dismiss valid points by categorizing it as a view on the political spectrum. Therefore forcing those on "the left" to adopt trans fantasies or be othered, shoved into a political group they may not identify with. This pressure to conform is problematic and endemic of the trans rights movement, since their main goal is to take over any and all narrative about literally anything and make it all about them.
I'm sorry.
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The Vaccine Injury Compensation Program has disbursed over $4.4 billion over the last 30 years (including for autism). If a troon has ever successfully sued an obstetrician for "mis-assigning" their sex at birth, then perhaps a discussion can be had as to whether it's an apt comparison.
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Kev-Kev adding another label to his long list of identities:
https://twitter.com/alyxaras/status/1292263737144102912 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/alyxaras/status/1292263737144102912 (Archive)
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Kevie is in for a rude awakening when he finds out that his crowd considers ypipo claiming animal identities as anti-indigenous cultural appropriation. I hope he continues down this path. Also curious as to whether this will lead to a zoo related arc.
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With his bad hygiene, lack of skin care, Kev's probably already got scaly skin, so he's halfway to becoming the salamander he always dreamed of being. And he still has just as much chance of transitioning to another species as he does to the other sex: none.
As for his nonsense about sex not being real. He tries to lamely say that what you are really talking about are other things like chromosomes, hormones, genitals, etc. Here's the thing: you can reliably say that someone who has XY chromosomes is a male. Someone with a penis is a male. Hormones can be a little trickier since it depends on the age, but as a general rule, men have higher testosterone levels naturally than women. So all these things are part of what classifies us as a particular sex. You won't find someone with XX chromosomes who has a real penis. A fake one, maybe. But not an honest to God fully functioning penis. Since sex is just a way to classify what group of characteristics you have (XX, vagina, estrogen dominant OR XY, penis, testosterone dominant) it is very real and not something that can be redefined at will by a bunch of crazy troons on Twitter.
It's really not hard to understand, unless you are a literally insane freak like Kev. And I'm not right wing or even Republican, so trying to claim that only Trumpers refuse to accept tranny definitions of sex is especially retarded. It's actually making the Republicans look good by claiming this. Does anyone really want to elect leaders who think (and pass laws to enforce it) that Kev is a true and honest woman?
It's also highly disturbing considering the number of animals he has access to at the ranch: dogs, cats, alpaca. He'd better not force me to do gay ops and report him for molesting animals because I swear to God ...
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He already says he's a jackalope in his extended bio, and recently admitted to not reading the Wiki page on said thing. It didn't read as sarcasm.