Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Sounds like Kevin's next stop on the "only this will cure my dysphoria" train is ridiculous boob implants. He's already beginning to hyper focus on them. If only he could get big tiddies he'd be just like the submissive barbie doll hooker of his fantasies, and it's the American taxpayer's job to ensure his fetish is pandered to (sorry, I meant prevent his suicide from the unbearable mental anguish of not being in a female body, honest).

Getting yourself so deep into fetish shit that you really believe you should look like your fantasy, whoa lad. That's some next level delusion. I guess Kevin missed the class where it was explained that porn isn't real, and neither are cartoons.

 

[James Howlett]

Sounds like Kevin's next stop on the "only this will cure my dysphoria" train is ridiculous boob implants. He's already beginning to hyper focus on them. If only he could get big tiddies he'd be just like the submissive barbie doll hooker of his fantasies, and it's the American taxpayer's job to ensure his fetish is pandered to (sorry, I meant prevent his suicide from the unbearable mental anguish of not being in a female body, honest).

Getting yourself so deep into fetish shit that you really believe you should look like your fantasy, whoa lad. That's some next level delusion. I guess Kevin missed the class where it was explained that porn isn't real, and neither are cartoons.

I didnt realize Colorado Medicaid would cover trooning, but I guess it has since 2017. This fucking life.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

I'm not sure that's unfortunate, considering how bad SRS can go. Transwomen are probably better off keeping their cocks and dating chasers than getting a surgery that's likely to leave their crotch permanently numb.

Agree 100%. Most trans women have body dysmorphia about their actual appearance and not so much their genitalia. He hasn’t even tried to look like a woman the slightest and wasted his money on getting a disfigured penis instead of facial feminisation surgery.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

I didnt realize Colorado Medicaid would cover trooning, but I guess it has since 2017. This fucking life.

I have a sneaky suspicion that Kevin has some money behind him. He’s a late in life troon so I think he made money when we was a young man but has now pissed it away into the troon vacuum.

 

[Lyre]

I have a sneaky suspicion that Kevin has some money behind him. He’s a late in life troon so I think he made money when we was a young man but has now pissed it away into the troon vacuum.

And ridiculously expensive transformer toys, can't forget those

 

[Shield Breaker]

And ridiculously expensive transformer toys, can't forget those

He's also got Jurassic Park and MLP toys out the wahoo.

 

[Bani]

Men and women have elevators to get where they want, Kevin. You have this.

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Not once would I ever believe Kevin could take a conversation about being messaged by a political campaign robot and turn it into his diaper fetish, but here we are, I guess.

Seeing that repulsive image of the trans guy leaning over a countertop made me think of something, and beyond that being the flattest manbutt I've seen a while. It seems like Kevin only ever expresses attraction to other MtF transgenders, despite being a self-proclaimed "lesbian." I know it's because that's the only kind of person who will so much as touch him, but it's odd why he doesn't even bother with biological women.

Frankly, it's a blessing that he stays away from normal women.

Half of the problem I have with troons is that they creep on normal people. If they were all interested exclusively in each other, a lot of problems would be solved right there.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Frankly, it's a blessing that he stays away from normal women.

Half of the problem I have with troons is that they creep on normal people. If they were all interested exclusively in each other, a lot of problems would be solved right there.

Agree.

Maybe that would stop their rapey, predatory and homophobic/heterophobic rants (Stay mad, Riley) about how turning them down makes you a NAZI. Troons don't understand how sexual orientation works or what consent is, nor do they care.

The only good thing about Kevin is, that as of now, he has not made a rant like that. I hope it stays that way.

 

[stupid fuck]

ranch update - closing date moved back again, better rev up that gofundme!


new selfie

Spoiler: full pic

the trannyformers fandom has been sperging out over some tranny drama today and i'm too hungover to care, so here's Kevin's take

Spoiler: pics from above tweet chain- sfw

additional sperging and Kev exhibiting his trademark petulance


gross? delusion?

Spoiler: full pic - SFWish

autism

and i don't know what Kevin was trying to accomplish with this particular bit of sperging


the way he refers to Ripley as 'shi' and 'hir' will never not be funny to me


Kevin wonders why he's a useless coomer wallowing in depression, but ultimately puts it down to PMSing (of course!)


further ranting about his stinkditch


lmao


and another nude today

Spoiler: nsfw - tranny tit

 

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ranch update - closing date moved back again, better rev up that gofundme!
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new selfie
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Spoiler: full pic

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the trannyformers fandom has been sperging out over some tranny drama today and i'm too hungover to care, so here's Kevin's take
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Spoiler: pics from above tweet chain- sfw

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additional sperging and Kev exhibiting his trademark petulance
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gross? delusion?
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Spoiler: full pic - SFWish

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autism
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and i don't know what Kevin was trying to accomplish with this particular bit of sperging
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the way he refers to Ripley as 'shi' and 'hir' will never not be funny to me
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Kevin wonders why he's a useless coomer wallowing in depression, but ultimately puts it down to PMSing (of course!)
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further ranting about his stinkditch
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lmao
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and another nude today

Spoiler: nsfw - tranny tit

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I've actually never seen somebody bother to use the fake pronouns people assign themselves. I've seen hundreds if not thousands of people have made up pronouns, but seeing them in action unironically is actually rather amusing.

I see. So Kevin's stupid floor analogy was trying to justify why he can't get his rocks off with his neovagina anymore. And rather than blame, say, the neovagina, he concludes that women as a whole are the problem and it's difficult for them to achieve orgasm, so it's only natural he does too.

In the meantime, I took a glance at Ripley's twitter. They've been posting art recently and...it really looks like a child drew it. The linework is identical to that I've seen involving old art exercises where you draw without ever looking at the paper. Only difference is that he's got two working eyes presumably staring towards the page at all times.

 

[s0mbra]

Sorry Im about a page behind but...
*Adjusts tophat*

This fucking nigger wants to live on a farm, sell product coming from animals, which have to be taken care of properly and daily, not just things like brushing, feeding and cleaning stalls, but medical as well, and HE CANT GET HIS FUCKING CAT SPAYED!?

Don't get a fucking pet if you can't take care of it you retard. It's not rocket science!
All those children's toys could have gone towards making his cat more comfortable. Even if they don't get pregnant, cat breeding is apparently very painful for the female (barbed dicks) so if she's getting mounted FUCK

Also he should look into those gross silicone donuts people get out under their skin but under his asshole. Maybe his gay male lovers will fuck his donut hole instead of the farm animals. Kevin probably kicks less.

*Takes tophat off*

Edit: I love his denial of his new vagina.
"I just had an orgasm it was amazing"
"I've been having trouble having orgasms"
"I can't have an orgasm. I must just have to wait for penetration then it will be perfect!"
(Nevermind so very few women can get off on penetration alone)
And he's already voicing his concerns on "prep and clean up"
God I can't wait until he can penetration his cockmeat. Didn't he buy a dragon dildo? He's going to split himself at the seams

 

[Logical Fallacies]

1)
CISHET MEN DO NOT HAVE GOOD TASTE IN ROBOT CHEESECAKE

What the fuck does that mean? Is it an euphemism? This should be random.txt.

2)
The more Kevin posts about masturbating, the more I realize that his nerves are fucked up and he doesn't get enough feeling in his neo-vagina to properly orgasm. Yeah, he's fucked for life.

 

[James Howlett]

ranch update - closing date moved back again, better rev up that gofundme!
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new selfie
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Spoiler: full pic

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the trannyformers fandom has been sperging out over some tranny drama today and i'm too hungover to care, so here's Kevin's take
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Spoiler: pics from above tweet chain- sfw

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additional sperging and Kev exhibiting his trademark petulance
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gross? delusion?
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Spoiler: full pic - SFWish

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autism
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and i don't know what Kevin was trying to accomplish with this particular bit of sperging
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the way he refers to Ripley as 'shi' and 'hir' will never not be funny to me
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Kevin wonders why he's a useless coomer wallowing in depression, but ultimately puts it down to PMSing (of course!)
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further ranting about his stinkditch
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lmao
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and another nude today

Spoiler: nsfw - tranny tit

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Kevin approves of cyber bullying and his woman-fetish/delusions led him to no longer being able to orgasm. I would cry if it wasn't so goddamn funny.

 

[BallBuster]

1)
CISHET MEN DO NOT HAVE GOOD TASTE IN ROBOT CHEESECAKE

What the fuck does that mean? Is it an euphemism? This should be random.txt.

2)
The more Kevin posts about masturbating, the more I realize that his nerves are fucked up and he doesn't get enough feeling in his neo-vagina to properly orgasm. Yeah, he's fucked for life.

Agreed. He’s trying to make it sound like his maw of sadness was the greatest endeavor ever when in reality he knows he made a massive mistake he can’t reverse. But he has to play it up pretty much for life now.

 

[stupid moron]

Agreed. He’s trying to make it sound like his maw of sadness was the greatest endeavor ever when in reality he knows he made a massive mistake he can’t reverse. But he has to play it up pretty much for life now.

Maybe if he buys 10 more transformers it’ll cure his depression. Also I try to be respectful of people’s pronouns if they want to be called a she or a he but knowing it probably turns Kevin on I just can’t bring myself to do it

 

[heathercho]

ranch update - closing date moved back again, better rev up that gofundme!
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new selfie
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Spoiler: full pic

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the trannyformers fandom has been sperging out over some tranny drama today and i'm too hungover to care, so here's Kevin's take
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Spoiler: pics from above tweet chain- sfw

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additional sperging and Kev exhibiting his trademark petulance
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gross? delusion?
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Spoiler: full pic - SFWish

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autism
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and i don't know what Kevin was trying to accomplish with this particular bit of sperging
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the way he refers to Ripley as 'shi' and 'hir' will never not be funny to me
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Kevin wonders why he's a useless coomer wallowing in depression, but ultimately puts it down to PMSing (of course!)
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further ranting about his stinkditch
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lmao
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and another nude today

Spoiler: nsfw - tranny tit

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He always looks so meaty and pink. Like a giant ham.
It's rather weird and repulsive. He didn't look like that before the titty skittles.

It can't be healthy. @eternal dog mongler - normal or medical?

 

[Actual Transphobe]

He always looks so meaty and pink. Like a giant ham.
It's rather weird and repulsive. He didn't look like that before the titty skittles.

It can't be healthy. @eternal dog mongler - normal or medical?

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

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I've actually never seen somebody bother to use the fake pronouns people assign themselves. I've seen hundreds if not thousands of people have made up pronouns, but seeing them in action unironically is actually rather amusing.
...

How are those pronouns NOT pronounced She/Her? In fact, a quick run through a TTS app and it is pronounced that way. How long until software is transphobic?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

It must suck to go through hugely invasive surgery to make yourself into your fetish, only to find you can't get off on it any more. Ouch.

The whole thing reminds me of Maria Creveling's situation after he had SRS due to autogynephilia.

 

[PoisonedBun]

autism
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He has them? Paychecks? I feel like someone needs to bring this to attention. Where do the paychecks come from? Is he talking about profits from the ranch? That's not much. Tugboat? That's not really a 'paycheck' either. I'm intrigued.

Also, of course being sad makes him horny. Everything makes this dude horny.