Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[stupid fuck]

ranch update


Kevin shares a sultry selfie


general gross


Kevin being a witty person


general delusion


isn't torrid for fat fucks?

Kevin muses on breast augmentation further


Kevin muses on butthole surgery

here's what the filtered post was in that last tweet chain

Spoiler: NSFW - Fetish art

Kevin has wonky man tits


peak Kevin


Kevin confirmed for autistic


wtf


thirst


Kevin tweets about his cats


furry shit


Kevin is sexually attracted to pooltoys


a NSFW thirst tweet

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Of course Kevin has pictures of his dick. Because taking pictures of your genitalia is totes a woman-thing to do.

Also, haha, Kevin has wonky tits. Not that there's anything wrong with that in general, but it's a troon, so it's funny. Growing yourself a set of moobs with hormones and then they're uneven. Karma for trying to be something you're not.

 

[chairgate]

I think the part I'll never understand about these troons on twitter is how nobody sees through the financial lies. He's complaining about not having money for the cat, yet just the other day was happy to buy a bunch of dinosaur toys. IRRC he gets "paid" by the "Ranch" but even giving the upmost of leeway for "post-surgery downtime", he never fucking seems to do anything productive there - otherwise we would hear about it on twitter.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I think the part I'll never understand about these troons on twitter is how nobody sees through the financial lies. He's complaining about not having money for the cat, yet just the other day was happy to buy a bunch of dinosaur toys.

They probably are all in similar situations, so this is a shared effort to uphold their "masquerade". There was a twatter screenshot earlier in this thread about some troon "doing porn to earn enough money to buy zhir """""friends' """"" porn. Grifters grifting each other.
Their circles don't include the more financially succesful Silicon Valley autistic dev/compsci/engineer-type troons.

Also, priorities. Many cows have terrible finances, buying all kinds of shit they don't need, then whine on twatter or zuckerbook for pitybux since they won't have enough cash for bills/food/fuel/whatever.

 

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Masturbating with a dick is like taking the elevator: You're inevitably gonna get to your floor Masturbating with a vulva is like taking the stairs: If you don't pace yourself and try to go as fast as an elevator, you'll run out of steam long before you get to your floor”

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "Masturbating with a dick…

archived 21 Feb 2020 09:23:06 UTC

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Ah, cracks appearing in the wall. Having trouble getting off with the stink ditch?

Men and women have elevators to get where they want, Kevin. You have this.

ranch update
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Kevin shares a sultry selfie
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general gross
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Kevin being a witty person
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general delusion
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isn't torrid for fat fucks?
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Kevin muses on breast augmentation further
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Kevin muses on butthole surgery
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here's what the filtered post was in that last tweet chain

Spoiler: NSFW - Fetish art

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Kevin has wonky man tits
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peak Kevin
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Kevin confirmed for autistic
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wtf
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thirst
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Kevin tweets about his cats
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furry shit
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Kevin is sexually attracted to pooltoys
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a NSFW thirst tweet

Spoiler: NSFW

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Not once would I ever believe Kevin could take a conversation about being messaged by a political campaign robot and turn it into his diaper fetish, but here we are, I guess.

Seeing that repulsive image of the trans guy leaning over a countertop made me think of something, and beyond that being the flattest manbutt I've seen a while. It seems like Kevin only ever expresses attraction to other MtF transgenders, despite being a self-proclaimed "lesbian." I know it's because that's the only kind of person who will so much as touch him, but it's odd why he doesn't even bother with biological women.

 

[Vapewizard]

Kevin is sexually attracted to pooltoys
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God no, this gave me flashbacks to Eevee from the Glitchedpuppet thread.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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At the beginning I wanted to post something like “I bet our boy Kev here is the product of a single mother” but didn’t want to get too armchair big brain but since he brought it up...

This Kiwis is why l, if you ever father a child BE THERE FOR THEM and make sure you tool them up to be a man early.

I do feel bad for Kev, losing your dad at 13 sucks fucking hard and I assume he had a good relationship with his dad bonding over the computer, however his mother Let go of the reigns and let Kev waste away in fantasy instead of using a time of trauma as an opportunity to grow your character.

any Kiwis reading this have kids who lose a parent the best advice? Keep them on a normal schedule. Most people want to baby kids when they suffer trauma like losing a parent but every book about dealing with loss will say that kids need to keep going to school, doing homework and having rules.

now in a ditch effort to make this post funny. I was thunkfuk why he mentioned “every online game with voice chat” as a problem. It’s probably because Kev joins games as xXxCutie_KittyxXx(girlgamerz) then gets on mic for people to say “dude why you presenting to be a chick?”

 

[Neon]

Holy shit he really is the target audience of the TF/MLP crossover
When it was announced at the start of the month most fans were ambivalent to confused about it and saw it as a Hasbro/IDW cash grab. Meanwhile the few fans dedicated/autistic enough to read everything TF were triggered that the ponies had their distinctive G5 (G4? idk) appearances while the transformers were generically 80s with none of the character development of recent continuities. Nobody liked it and the target audience was a real headscratcher... until now I guess?

 

[Bad Gateway]

Kevin muses on butthole surgery
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No. NO. No, everybody stop. What the fuck IIIIS this. What is it? What does it mean? What is it about? Why is this a conversation? Who has gone this far down the internet? How is this not a massive moment of realization that HEY, motherfucker, you have genuinely demented thought patterns? What is the equivalent of being redpilled by someone who seems to be chasing the worst-case scenarios we are forced to imagine based on what they actually say out loud? Like, someone mentioned these people sexually assaulting the animals on page fucking one, and he pretty much just said he would very much like to do asshole stuff to farm animals.

 

[PoisonedBun]

I think the part I'll never understand about these troons on twitter is how nobody sees through the financial lies. He's complaining about not having money for the cat, yet just the other day was happy to buy a bunch of dinosaur toys. IRRC he gets "paid" by the "Ranch" but even giving the upmost of leeway for "post-surgery downtime", he never fucking seems to do anything productive there - otherwise we would hear about it on twitter.

Don't most vets spay/neuter for free or very, very cheaply? That collection of toys he bought the other day was probably easily $80.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Don't most vets spay/neuter for free or very, very cheaply? That collection of toys he bought the other day was probably easily $80.

Don't know bout America but in my country, spaying is $100 and neutering is $55. Spaying is more complicated. Anyways, dude has problems with impulse control and gratification delay. No wonder he spends money immediately instead of saving it up for important things.

 

[DarkWestern]

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[Shield Breaker]

Of course Kevin has pictures of his dick. Because taking pictures of your genitalia is totes a woman-thing to do.

Also, haha, Kevin has wonky tits. Not that there's anything wrong with that in general, but it's a troon, so it's funny. Growing yourself a set of moobs with hormones and then they're uneven. Karma for trying to be something you're not.

Most women have one boob that is slightly larger than the other, and most people have one hand that is slightly larger. I am guessing since moobs have no shape to them, the difference is far more noticeable.

 

[Piss Bear]

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Masturbating with a dick is like taking the elevator: You're inevitably gonna get to your floor Masturbating with a vulva is like taking the stairs: If you don't pace yourself and try to go as fast as an elevator, you'll run out of steam long before you get to your floor”

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "Masturbating with a dick…

archived 21 Feb 2020 09:23:06 UTC

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Ah, cracks appearing in the wall. Having trouble getting off with the stink ditch?

I... what? What the fuck is this analogy supposed to mean? Female masturbation is not that different from men’s although this is irrelevant, because Kevin cannot have female orgasms anyway. Those things he’s describing sound nothing like anything relating to any regular type of masturbation at all, and almost sound painful. Like his body is trying to send pleasure signals to his brain but short-circuiting out. Pornstars are faking it when they pretend to constantly orgasm in porn, Kev. Women don’t actually experience multiple orgasms in a row on a regular basis, if that’s what he’s trying to claim to have.

ranch update
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Kevin shares a sultry selfie
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general gross
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Kevin being a witty person
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general delusion
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isn't torrid for fat fucks?
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Kevin muses on breast augmentation further
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Kevin muses on butthole surgery
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here's what the filtered post was in that last tweet chain

Spoiler: NSFW - Fetish art

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Kevin has wonky man tits
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peak Kevin
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Kevin confirmed for autistic
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wtf
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thirst
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Kevin tweets about his cats
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furry shit
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Kevin is sexually attracted to pooltoys
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a NSFW thirst tweet

Spoiler: NSFW

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It’s like Kevin is a little kid trying to impress everyone by being the most outlandish kid at school. Like he’d dig through the dirt and eat worms just to get a reaction out of people. But Kevin if you really want to be the first human to have a horse asshole, perhaps take the noodlesandbeef route and inject black market silicone directly into your sphincter! You’d be a world-first.
I can’t see any downsides to trying!

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Most women have one boob that is slightly larger than the other, and most people have one hand that is slightly larger. I am guessing since moobs have no shape to them, the difference is far more noticeable.

I know. I just found it funny it would happen to him. He wanted boobs like a woman and now he has to deal with an actual woman "boob" problem. It just seems too much like Karma. I wonder if hormones raise the risk of breast asymmetry?

Most troons want to be women but they don't want the actual women problems.

 

[Lyre]

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Masturbating with the vulva...what? I know some women will occassionally throw a few strokes in there since the clitoral organ extends a bit down but they dont try to actively achieve orgasm from rubbing their vulva alone.
But Kev, sweetie, you're not on the "stairs", you're still in the elevator, only you smashed it and tore out the wiring and its stuck and is incapable of getting you were you need to go.

 

[grandpasatan]

He's so gross and openly full of weird fetishes and disrespect/ignorance of the female body/experience that he's basically what you'd put together if you wanted a hamfisted parody to get people to hit peak trans.

 

[horsegirl666]

That stairs analogy gives less flattering image of his physical fitness too, lol.

 

[likeabadgirlshould]

ladies of KF, care to share some thoughts on Kevin's quest to 'force femme' himself?

I hate Kevin.
I have witnessed harassment towards trans women who unfortunately cannot afford the luxury of a sex change to make them the person they have dreamed of their entire life.. and then there is Kevin who doesn’t even try to look like a girl (Ffs some shampoo in your hair to get rid of the grease and some decent make up won’t fucking hurt) but is obviously just a gross creepy guy who couldn’t experience a real girls vagina, so he got surgery to grow his own to poke at.
I don’t think any girl would want to be friends with someone trying to be a girl for his reasons and the way he talks is creepy as hell.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I hate Kevin.
I have witnessed harassment towards trans women who unfortunately cannot afford the luxury of a sex change to make them the person they have dreamed of their entire life.. and then there is Kevin who doesn’t even try to look like a girl (Ffs some shampoo in your hair to get rid of the grease and some decent make up won’t fucking hurt) but is obviously just a gross creepy guy who couldn’t experience a real girls vagina, so he got surgery to grow his own to poke at.
I don’t think any girl would want to be friends with someone trying to be a girl for his reasons and the way he talks is creepy as hell.

I'm not sure that's unfortunate, considering how bad SRS can go. Transwomen are probably better off keeping their cocks and dating chasers than getting a surgery that's likely to leave their crotch permanently numb.