Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[PoisonedBun]

Perhaps Kevin can only jack off by rubbing his nose.

 

[Quiet Dignity]

Maybe I'm reaching, but I just had a thought: the sexualization of the act of growing secondary sex characteristics (growing breasts, "double soft girl skin," female fat distribution, etc.) is a sexualization of female puberty. Yeah, these particular guys are full-grown adults when they take hormones to pretend that they're being transformed into women, but for every real woman in the world, this is something that happened to her when she was a child. Finding women's bodies sexy is something completely different, since women are, obviously, adults. Physically becoming women--that's something that only naturally happens to children.

They're obsessed with female puberty because that's the point when the curtain was drawn on the 'female mystery'. Prior to that girls were icky at worst, whatever at best. Now they suddenly wanted to know stuff about girls, and girls were suddenly discovering privacy. It's a heady brew of massive-scale FOMO, twisted nostalgia, arrested crippled development, and of course pornsickness.

 

[trent]

So, his dad died and the internet became a replacement parent. That explains so much.

 

[Bani]

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So, SO close to an epiphany moment here for Kevin... maybe for a brief moment he had the start of a realization but quickly snuffed it out with the delusional ramblings about the dangers of fascism on the internet...

Honestly. This explains so much about him. Having unrestricted internet access as a teen has truly corrupted Kevin to his core. For those of you kiwis planning on having kids at some point take this as an important lesson in how not to raise your kids... lest they end up like this trainwreck of a human being.

I literally suggested upthread that unrestricted internet access as a kid is what turned him into a pervert. Who called it?

This is what I was going to say. Kevin's parents are probably just like Borb. I bet most AGPs were spoiled by their parents and allowed too much time on the internet when they were young.

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

"I think I'd be a great mom" he says. Does he even know what being a mom means? It certainly does not involve buying Transformers toys for herself and talking about her fake orgasms and other degeneracy online.

 

[SIGSEGV]

"I think I'd be a great mom" he says. Does he even know what being a mom means? It certainly does not involve buying Transformers toys for herself and talking about her fake orgasms and other degeneracy online.

>herself
>her
Stop misgendering him.

 

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ranch update
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Kev wants bigger tiddies, but he's scared to lose sensitivity
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for reference, that last link was referring to these monstrosities

Spoiler: giant implants - nsfw

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Kevin wishes he could be a mom
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Kevin has bought/wants to buy more useless shit, even when his tranny ranch is begging for money daily
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further bragging about new panties and a sneaky nude pic of Kevin's pastey ass blubber bod
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Spoiler: NSFW - looney troon's lewdy nudes

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absolutely delusional
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daily grossposting
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says the exceptional individual who just spent his grift cash on children's toys
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cow crossover!!!
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longer reads:

Spoiler: SFW - gross tweets

Kev confirms his transition is just him living out his fetish, what a shock
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further panty discussion
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troons somehow manage to make benign conversation about piercings weird as fuck
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literary award for 2020 goes to this lunacy
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i loathe the way troons have ruined the word 'valid' for me
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I cannot imagine anything more horrifying than being the child to Kevin.

What?

Kevin, the nipples are an erogenous zone for men. Arguably identical to a woman's.

How are you this clueless about sexuality in general, not just concerning women?

Lastly, I like how these tweets are nice contrasts side by side.

 

[RIP Tranch]

Of all things that make him look horrible, he draws the line at breast implants?

 

[OttoWest]

1. Women don’t piss out of their clitoris.
2. Also you don’t have a clitoris.
3. Because you are not a woman.

See how easy that was?

 

[Bani]

I cannot imagine anything more horrifying that being the child to Kevin.

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What?

Kevin, the nipples are an erogenous zone for men. Arguably identical to a woman's.

How are you this clueless about sexuality in general, not just concerning women?

Lastly, I like how these tweets are nice contracts side by side.

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At least Michael Bloomberg doesn't feel the need to tell the whole world about degenerate fetishes. His YouTube ads are fucking annoying, but at no point do they go, "You know what gets me randy? The idea of people peeing on each other."

 

[Piss Bear]

>herself
>her
Stop misgendering him.

Nigga. He used she/her pronouns to describe a rhetorical mother separate from Kevin, and properly called Kevin a “him” in the first two sentences. Also what’s up with you autists eager to correct pronouns at the drop of a hat anyway?

 

[Marvin]

"I think I'd be a great mom" he says. Does he even know what being a mom means? It certainly does not involve buying Transformers toys for herself and talking about her fake orgasms and other degeneracy online.

And y'know if in some nightmare mirror universe where he froze some jizz or something and managed to have kids, he wouldn't stop tweeting about his degeneracy.

His kids would go to school and their classmates would say shit like "lol does your troon dad have you clean his dilators when you're grounded??".

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1. Women don’t piss out of their clitoris.
2. Also you don’t have a clitoris.
3. Because you are not a woman.

See how easy that was?

I think he's referring to his old, pre-OP penis as a "clit" to be cute. (Read: really gross)

 

[stupid moron]

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So, SO close to an epiphany moment here for Kevin... maybe for a brief moment he had the start of a realization but quickly snuffed it out with the delusional ramblings about the dangers of fascism on the internet...

Honestly. This explains so much about him. Having unrestricted internet access as a teen has truly corrupted Kevin to his core. For those of you kiwis planning on having kids at some point take this as an important lesson in how not to raise your kids... lest they end up like this trainwreck of a human being.

I was going to say you could have been a dad Kevin but I don’t think any woman would want to have sex with him. All for the best honestly

 

[Fatal Cardiac Infarction]

I was going to say you could have been a dad Kevin but I don’t think any woman would want to have sex with him.

Not willingly, bless em.

 

[Shield Breaker]

And y'know if in some nightmare mirror universe where he froze some jizz or something and managed to have kids, he wouldn't stop tweeting about his degeneracy.

His kids would go to school and their classmates would say shit like "lol does your troon dad have you clean his dilators when you're grounded??".

I think he's referring to his old, pre-OP penis as a "clit" to be cute. (Read: really gross)

Kevin would groom his kids.

 

[remiem]

I cannot imagine anything more horrifying that being the child to Kevin.

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What?

Kevin, the nipples are an erogenous zone for men. Arguably identical to a woman's.

How are you this clueless about sexuality in general, not just concerning women?

Lastly, I like how these tweets are nice contracts side by side.

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The feel when you're ok with literally inverting your penis into a wound and removing the organ that gives you sexual pleasure in the process for a ground meat hole but you're afraid of losing sensitivity in your nipples so won't get a fairly reversible fairly low risk surgery.

LMAO. The tweet should actually be; I'm afraid of losing that erogenous zone because it's the only easily accessible one I have left.

 

[Marvin]

Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Masturbating with a dick is like taking the elevator: You're inevitably gonna get to your floor Masturbating with a vulva is like taking the stairs: If you don't pace yourself and try to go as fast as an elevator, you'll run out of steam long before you get to your floor”

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "Masturbating with a dick…

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Ah, cracks appearing in the wall. Having trouble getting off with the stink ditch?

 

[Beluga]

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Masturbating with a dick is like taking the elevator: You're inevitably gonna get to your floor Masturbating with a vulva is like taking the stairs: If you don't pace yourself and try to go as fast as an elevator, you'll run out of steam long before you get to your floor”

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "Masturbating with a dick…

archived 21 Feb 2020 09:23:06 UTC

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Ah, cracks appearing in the wall. Having trouble getting off with the stink ditch?

I mean, it doesn't work like that lol, that's a shit comparison, Kevin. Also, he doesn't' have a vulva. I'd call him a cunt but I'm afraid he'd love it too much.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Masturbating with a dick is like taking the elevator: You're inevitably gonna get to your floor Masturbating with a vulva is like taking the stairs: If you don't pace yourself and try to go as fast as an elevator, you'll run out of steam long before you get to your floor”

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "Masturbating with a dick…

archived 21 Feb 2020 09:23:06 UTC

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Ah, cracks appearing in the wall. Having trouble getting off with the stink ditch?

Kevin. You're struggling to orgasm because you're rubbing the wrong place, sweetie. Women rub their clit to orgasm, not their vulva.

It also doesn't help that your "vulva" and "clit" are scarred ex-pieces of dick and balls and you're a bloke, but here we are.

It must suck to go through hugely invasive surgery to make yourself into your fetish, only to find you can't get off on it any more. Ouch. With all the srs that's been done in the last decade or so you'd think there would be plenty of information out there detailing this risks and side effects? Oh that's right, trannies screamed and reeeeeeeeeed until they were all deleted.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I hope the dinosaur figures make up for the lack of orgasms.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

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Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter

“Masturbating with a dick is like taking the elevator: You're inevitably gonna get to your floor Masturbating with a vulva is like taking the stairs: If you don't pace yourself and try to go as fast as an elevator, you'll run out of steam long before you get to your floor”

twitter.com

Kathryn is a Salazzle 🦎✨🏳️‍⚧️ on Twitter: "Masturbating with a dick…

archived 21 Feb 2020 09:23:06 UTC

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Ah, cracks appearing in the wall. Having trouble getting off with the stink ditch?

Lol@masturbating with a vulva. What?

Kevin, dude, that's not how it works. But I guess, since you never touched a real vagina and yours is an inverted penis, you wouldn't know. If you run out of steam before getting an orgasm then it's not working right.

Confirmed: Neo-vaginas do not work like real vaginas. (No surprise) OR Kevin's inverted dick is fucked up. Whatever it is, I can't stop laughing.