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[Logical Fallacies]

While Silver Nitrate is used in wound treatment, it's for hypergranulation and calloused skin. You definitely don't want it near healthy skin and god forbid you put it on an open wound.

Yeah I know, but would you trust a troon with toxic and corrosive substances even if they have some medical benefits? That troon put it on non-healed parts of his neo-vagina and is basically telling Kevin to put some on his unhealed seperation.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I thought it was 'alpaca wool' in the same sense Kevin has a 'vagina.'



I must have missed the youtube page, but yeah, I was thinking that it was a grift of some sort.

Has anyone run the photos of the ranch and the wool through a reverse lookup? Not to go full tinfoil but how do we know any of this is real.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Yeah I know, but would you trust a troon with toxic and corrosive substances even if they have some medical benefits?

Only if I'm certain that the troon will use the toxic/corrosive substance on themselves and not on someone else.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

Has anyone run the photos of the ranch and the wool through a reverse lookup? Not to go full tinfoil but how do we know any of this is real.

I have now, don't know how best to show it so page by page screenshots will have to do.

Original picture on the ranch's Etsy



Google results for image, pages 1 & 2




Also they do have videos on their Youtube channel

Edited to clarify, all of those results lead back to Troonicorn Ranch's Etsy store.

 

[Paul Barker!]

Yeah I know, but would you trust a troon with toxic and corrosive substances even if they have some medical benefits? That troon put it on non-healed parts of his neo-vagina and is basically telling Kevin to put some on his unhealed seperation.

Silver nitrate, from what I understand, is pretty par for the course with neovag complications. The fact that kev is uninformed about it is pretty alarming. Granulation is pretty common. You’d think if you were going in for a surgery like that, you’d wanna be aware of all potential treatments and complications.

 

[homewayhalf]

So Kyle whines that he can’t afford to spay his cat, but can afford special-order dildos and pot.

 

[Livecorpse]

Silver nitrate, from what I understand, is pretty par for the course with neovag complications. The fact that kev is uninformed about it is pretty alarming. Granulation is pretty common. You’d think if you were going in for a surgery like that, you’d wanna be aware of all potential treatments and complications.

Didn't he say something like "his body knows it's supposed to have a vagina instead of a penis now"? I wouldn't put it past him to just ignore that whole 'risks and complications' part of the procedure, assuming whatever butcher hacked his gash open even bothered to tell him about that part.

 

[Bad Gateway]

Has anyone run the photos of the ranch and the wool through a reverse lookup? Not to go full tinfoil but how do we know any of this is real.

I've done it with the photos that have appeared in articles about the ranch. They all either referenced the ranch's Insta account or had no other results. I did also compare their wool sale pictures to similar products on a few different merchant sites, and their pictures and product both appear to be unique, especially with how they seem to sell (or at least show) their skeins.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

Silver nitrate, from what I understand, is pretty par for the course with neovag complications. The fact that kev is uninformed about it is pretty alarming. Granulation is pretty common. You’d think if you were going in for a surgery like that, you’d wanna be aware of all potential treatments and complications.

Honestly, I don't think he thought further than "Omg, I'm gonna be a girl now!!!!".

He still shouldn't put silver nitrate on the open wound in his crotch though.

dehiscence

Definition of dehiscence in the Medical Dictionary by The Free Dictionary

medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com

 

[Hell yeah dude]

The ranch is failling
The stink ditch is rotting
Are we getting close to the 41% saga ?

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

I've done it with the photos that have appeared in articles about the ranch. They all either referenced the ranch's Insta account or had no other results. I did also compare their wool sale pictures to similar products on a few different merchant sites, and their pictures and product both appear to be unique, especially with how they seem to sell (or at least show) their skeins.

I've noticed that, all of their items except the calendar are shown on a varnished stump.

Spoiler: money sperging

I did also look at their current sales, 215 to date, as I was curious as to how viable a business the ranch actually is.
The average price of their goods is $14.98, it's unclear as to whether the 'moving sale' price is still in effect so multiply that by 215 gets you $3221.59.
They've been on Etsy since 2019 (couldn't find an exact date).
Apparently the average wage in Colorado is $69k
There are 5 troons on the ranch so 3221/5 is a paltry $644.20 per troon since some point last year.
Kevin has spent 1/3 of his income on a dildo, assuming fair shares per troon. I haven't priced up the Transformer toys he's bought as I've not followed which ones he has bought recently.
I know he's mentioned an inheritance of some sort but I don't think an amount was mentioned.
Troonicorn Ranch doesn't show up on a google search of Alpaca farms in Colorado.


And it doesn't show up in a search until page 3 and that is only a link to the twitter page. I don't know much about SEOs but that can't be helping business surely?


I know they've done/are doing e-begging but they can't be making a living from it surely?

 

[lololololagain]

So I read through this thread in two sittings and there's 1 thing that makes me cackle everytime I think about it,
"I'm not really into cis girls"
Like you even have that option? not only is he unattractive but seems to have a horrible personality. I've never seen such a stereotypical troon in my life.

Yes, Im late. Oh my other favorite Kevin line was "just assume it works like a cis vagina" you can't make this shit up, i'd think he was a troll if it wasn't right in front of my face.

 

[In the Sick of It]

he's getting dangerously close to being one of those troons who claim to get periods

"I recognize that real women's periods can be unusual, but my 'period' is still more special and unique uwu"

 

[Neon]

Inspired by @Chonburi Flaps I went back and added up every purchase of Kevin's that I could find since the year started. By my estimate he's spent at least $375 on consoomer tat since then.

Spoiler: Spending breakdown

34.99: Bootleg dva onesie
44.74: SU dvds
17.50: Dinosaur racetrack
19.99: Dinosaur toy
84.99: 3rd party Arcee preorder
This haul
25.99: Stegosaurus
39.99: Indominus Rex
22.99: She-Hulk
59.99: Earthrise Astrotrain
9.99: Bombshock and Growl
13.99: Trip-up and Daddy-o

 

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is this a random.txt?
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Kevin being an asshole to a fellow freak
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he's getting dangerously close to being one of those troons who claim to get periods
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further evidence Kev just sits on his ass, whacking off and smoking weed all day
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is the plan B for when they realize they can't repay their start-up loan selling alpaca fleece and plastic ear rings?
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neovag fun
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but also neovag complications
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can i just say that the particular way Kevin refers to 'my body' all the time when he's bragging about his front hole is just magnificently fucking creepy

The same level of self awareness as an IRC chat bot.

Ignoring his ridiculous comparison of bleeding out of his crotch to a genuine menstrual cycle, why in the world would you feel like you "missed out" on wearing pads, something mundane at best and inconvenient at worst? Kevin's autogynephilia knows no bounds.

Very true.

Except that's a major medical condition and still isn't normal, you idiot. This is the same quality of argument as people saying "not every woman have the same chromosomes" because people with Down syndrome exists.

Well, that's the thing. Initially I just took the claim of moving at face value. They were about to close, they were all packed. No reason to lie about that, really. But then it got pushed back. And again and again. And then they started blaming the mortgage company, which doesn't hold a lot of water. Then it was the guy who supposedly didn't live there. Then they haven't set a closing date at all, which suggest they haven't even had their offer accepted, which makes it WAY too soon to pack. To me, it now seems like they are merely looking at moving, and Kev doesn't understand how that process work. I think _01 or AnOminous (EDIT: Probably @Shield Breaker ) was the first one to say the whole thing is a scam, and they're proven more and more correct every day. You make a very good point about moving the livestock, I never thought of that. There is no possible way to keep pushing those arrangements back if they had made them. Anyone who would be able to move animals en mass like that would have a real company with real schedules and fees, especially for cancellations. Another point in the scam column.

The idea that the dates being pushed back is just a scam isn't a sentiment unique to myself, but I theorized it because they always throw up a donation link when they announce it. Even more suspiciously is that there's been moments where they claimed the date was pushed back almost the exact instance their donation campaign ends (although they also regularly claim it's been pushed back, so the overlap is inevitable either way).

On the bright side, this thread is now on the first page when you search "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" because I put "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" in the name of the thread. Maybe after a few more months of having "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" in the title and saying "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch" when talking about the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch will make this thread the first result when you search "Tenacious Unicorn Ranch."

 

[RIP Tranch]

what doesn't really get posted here is the fact that he has very, very few interactions with women on twitter

Now that I'm consciously aware of this, I feel like we should keep a counter of how many actual women Kevin interacts with.

I don't wanna go all the way back to the beginning of this thread and start counting, so let's just start here and fairly assume that the number so far is... 1?

 

[0 0]

Now that I'm consciously aware of this, I feel like we should keep a counter of how many actual women Kevin interacts with.

I don't wanna go all the way back to the beginning of this thread and start counting, so let's just start here and fairly assume that the number so far is... 1?

As far as I can recall, yes. I've yet to see Kevin interact with a prenatal woman, save for his mother and sister (who are estranged) and possibly an agent working with them for their ranch. But we've never witnessed an actual conversation between any.

 

[Livecorpse]

As far as I can recall, yes. I've yet to see Kevin interact with a prenatal woman, save for his mother and sister (who are estranged) and possibly an agent working with them for their ranch. But we've never witnessed an actual conversation between any.

Can you imagine this greasy freak trying to flirt with an actual girl? It'd be like those dudes in the Nice Guys thread that hit up girls on Tinder going "h-hewwo thewe cutie!! *sweats nervously*", but in a McDonald's women's bathroom or something like that.

 

[AmbiTron]

I feel like Kevin probably acts super rapey, if the way he describes interacting with those around him he somehow claims to believe are female are any indication. Maybe he would assume that since a partially-blind person on a 4 day meth binge could possibly mistake him as female, women would be more comfortable with him.

 

[Guy Made Of Bees]

It doesn't matter if the alpaca wool is great or not, it's produced by one (well mostly one) brave fake wahmen. so it gets sold,even if it's full of alpaca shit. The only twitter account that spergs about the farm and caring about the alpacas is @BonnieMakes, the only thing the boss of the whole operation "penelope" does is retweet what the alpaca carer says and of course posting his big man hands on a big-ass gun saying he´ll protect all his subs.
The subs he and his main grifter @ripleystorm gathers, to fuck with his dainty girl penis.
He is the silent rat king behind all the weak minded incel-turned troon faggots he and ripley gets their hands on. The alpaca farm is just a convienent front to be able to prey on "eggs". The more we post on them, the more they'll be able to grift more money from clueless woke trannies.
I'll gladly take my moti and autistic rating for this :p