Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Old Fart]

I know they've done/are doing e-begging but they can't be making a living from it surely?

As someone upthread pointed out, alpaca wool is no good business. Also, from those Youtube videos I glean they have a few dozen drama llamas at most; commercial herds of sheep range from 400 to 1000. In free-roaming places like England and Scotland they're herded by a single shepherd and a few well-trained dogs, plus some farm hands at the stables. None of them get rich.

They could sell chicken eggs (I recall they have chickens) and duck meat, if they have permission for that, but I don't see how they can provide for 5+ men of which at least 1 is on semi-permanent sick leave.

I have to ask the question, with the move being pushed back has there been any mention of how they are going to move all their alpacas?

They could let them walk all the way. Imagine Bataan, but now with alpaca sheep rather than English PoWs.

 

[In the Sick of It]

Kevin's mention of how much dick he's sucked and other degeneracy with housemates makes me think maybe he's there to be the house slut for the rest of the working troons.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

Kevin's mention of how much dick he's sucked and other degeneracy with housemates makes me think maybe he's there to be the house slut for the rest of the working troons.

The amount he goes on about it reminds me of this copypasta for some reason.

 

[stupid fuck]

Kevin's mostly been sperging about transformers and Bernie Sanders today (nothing funny or noteworthy), but he's had some weird ass conversations. makes me think he's probably just been waking and baking this week, as he referenced pot a number of times. i guess being stoned helps break the monotomy of projecting your fetishes on twitter and playing with kid's toys all day.


Kev treats us to an old photo


yuck


as if we didn't already know you're a living consoomer meme


is Kevin saying here that he couldn't nut before he got on the horse piss pills? because i find that extremely hard to believe, given his full-blown, long-term porn addiction, and i would chalk this up to being another piece of troonish origin story revisionism


adventures in troon pregnancy fetishes


following on from my theory that Kevin cannot properly interact with women, note here the tone in his response to this PoV (Person of Vagina for all you uninformed shitlords out there)

seems that even if the woman is pretending to be man, it doesn't make it any easier on poor Kevin


"I can barely find the time to draw stuff at all, much less teach, sorry :/"
- a stoned troon with an inheritance tugboat who does not contribute whatsoever to the ranch he lives on - March, 2020

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Kevin's mostly been sperging about transformers and Bernie Sanders today (nothing funny or noteworthy), but he's had some weird ass conversations. makes me think he's probably just been waking and baking this week, as he referenced pot a number of times. i guess being stoned helps break the monotomy of projecting your fetishes on twitter and playing with kid's toys all day.
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I suspect he's using pot both as coping and as painkiller. He can't feel very comfortable these days for several reasons, most of them coming from his inverted wiener. Which he ironically can't use to come.

seems that even if the woman is pretending to be man, it doesn't make it any easier on poor Kevin

At least he doesn't chimp out on them, unlike Dr. retArdrian Harrop. That's something, I guess.

Anyhow, who the fuck self-censors fucking McDonald's, and more importantly, why? I get why they self-censor slurs, Blonald Brumphf, "nazis" and "terfs" and "k*w*far*s" and whatever, but McDonald's? Is he LARPing as a communist now?

 

[Shield Breaker]

As far as I can recall, yes. I've yet to see Kevin interact with a prenatal woman, save for his mother and sister (who are estranged) and possibly an agent working with them for their ranch. But we've never witnessed an actual conversation between any.

He probably learned long ago that approaching them just gets him blocked, and so now he creeps.

 

[Chonburi Flaps]

Doesn't need to worry > has to find money.

More of that Troon Cognitive Dissonance from Kev there then.

 

[Bad Gateway]

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What could "Never got the hang of anal" mean?

This is an interesting tweet. Surely the money he's referring to here is the tugboat, because the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch probably isn't making that much, and he doesn't work in any sense of the word. There is only negative money in transitioning, despite what he seems to suggest here. Kev must be blowing through those checks with all of his post-surgery complications, and that's only going to continue. Also, "read as a guy" is reasonably intense, even from Kev. Whatever happened to the "trans" part of the identity being the most important part?

 

[Paul Barker!]

Glad someone got those pregnancy tweets capped, I saw them last night and was so fucking skeeved. Wanting to reproduce is fairly natural, sexualizing pregnancy and pregnant women is just fucking weird. Yet again, Kevin proves that he sees women (natal vagina-havers he’s forever jealous of) as fertile breeding ground and not much else.

 

[spencer reid]

weird how troons wanna adopt the lesbian label so bad even if they exclusively date other men like Kevin does.
Lesbian seems more like a concept to them and the ones who call themselves lesbian but only date other MTF seem to be separate from the actual lesbian community. Some 'transbians' who only like women however seem to resent this.

two saving graces that at least

- he can't get pregnant
- won't meaningfully interact with a woman

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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"I can barely find the time to draw stuff at all, much less teach, sorry :/"
- a stoned troon with an inheritance tugboat who does not contribute whatsoever to the ranch he lives on - March, 2020
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“might be up for some constructive critics OF YOUR WORK”
Fucking classic troon, doesn’t produce shit but is always up to give advice like their an expert. So much I want to say but fuck me I don’t have it in me. Part of me still kinda hoping Kev will tweet a photo of him with SamHyde and say it was an elaborate ruse because honestly, Kev hits every fucking hard left perv tranny note so perfectly I can’t explain how he’s real.

 

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“might be up for some constructive critics OF YOUR WORK”
Fucking classic troon, doesn’t produce shit but is always up to give advice like their an expert. So much I want to say but fuck me I don’t have it in me. Part of me still kinda hoping Kev will tweet a photo of him with SamHyde and say it was an elaborate ruse because honestly, Kev hits every fucking hard left perv tranny note so perfectly I can’t explain how he’s real.

The best part of Kevin offering criticism when he is in no position to offer any art advice is that he'll readily offer to critique a person's work rather than help them learn, yet he'd immediately attack, block, or try to emotionally manipulate anyone who did the same to him.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

I have to ask the question, with the move being pushed back has there been any mention of how they are going to move all their alpacas? I'd assume it's a fairly difficult task, one they'd probably need to hire a truck/trailer for. The move date being pushed back would mean having to reorganise hiring the truck and as they only seem to find out about it being pushed back at the last moment that's gotta be messing someone around right?

Or, as has already been suggested, there is no new ranch.

Moving one animal is expensive and complicated. I doubt you can move an entire herd at a moment's notice, or cancel such a big operation without penalty. I know nothing about the business side (except it costs a lot), but I was at a stable once when a horse was loaded up to go a few states away. They were basically sold a slot on a trailer that arrived with other people's horses that were going the same direction. So, an already planned trip with or without them. I would guess a company takes the business they already have and plan schedules and routes based on fulfilling that, then sell what is left to anybody who can be accommodated along that route. An entire herd would probably involve multiple trailers/drivers with no room for other customers, which would throw a wrench in regular business. Probably wouldn't take too kindly to flakiness on the schedule when having last minute availability for new customers doesn't help because they found somebody else last week and are also five states away.

Didn't he say something like "his body knows it's supposed to have a vagina instead of a penis now"? I wouldn't put it past him to just ignore that whole 'risks and complications' part of the procedure, assuming whatever butcher hacked his gash open even bothered to tell him about that part.

He's right about his body knowing exactly what to do with his neovagina, although he keeps preventing it from doing what it knows is best- getting rid of the damn thing.

On another note- exactly what is he talking about again? Because if all he really means that his hole continues to be a hole then... Ok, I guess female bodies generally manage to keep vaginas an opening in their body. Not exactly doing something, and it's actually trying to do the opposite.

Another thought, if his body truly knew he is female... Um, everything to do with trannyism. Having to forever force your body to keep the vagina (that you had to have installed) is not compatible with your body having any competence, knowledge or desire to have a vagina. You want the vagina. Your body demonstrably does not.

 

[neverendingmidi]

They might have their own trailer. It’s possible. Honestly the whole thing sounds like it’s run by a rancher who trooned out as their midlife crisis, any wife involved fucked off, and they still had the animals. Might’ve gotten a trailer years ago/inherited one.

I kind of thought having at least a small trailer was necessary for bigger animals.

 

[Marvin]

What could "Never got the hang of anal" mean?

Y'know, anal sex is not really an intended function of that part of the body. It's basically an engineered sex act.

You've gotta worry about anal fissures, hurting the receiving partner by going too fast, them developing incontinence afterwards, etc. There's the issue of shit (for some reason people don't always account for shit?), both beforehand, and then the disgusting lube+shit mixture afterwards.

It's all very easy to fuck up.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Y'know, anal sex is not really an intended function of that part of the body. It's basically an engineered sex act.

You've gotta worry about anal fissures, hurting the receiving partner by going too fast, them developing incontinence afterwards, etc. There's the issue of shit (for some reason people don't always account for shit?), both beforehand, and then the disgusting lube+shit mixture afterwards.

It's all very easy to fuck up.

At least he'd have a legitimate reason to practice those Kegels and get more VALIDATION & GENDER EUPHORIA that way. And as a source of coom, since his parts no longer work, he could use his diapers to deal with the resulting santorum.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

The best part of Kevin offering criticism when he is in no position to offer any art advice is that he'll readily offer to critique a person's work rather than help them learn, yet he'd immediately attack, block, or try to emotionally manipulate anyone who did the same to him.

And he would never accept even the softest lukewarm constructive criticism of his work.
“How dare you criticize my masterpiece as I recover from surgery and going though a horrible move because the fascists at the heteronormative bank hate trans people. Don’t contact me again as your triggering my PTSD and I don’t feel safe. My GF will shoot you.”

 

[Paul Barker!]

Kevin was online a lot today. And doesn’t seem to like being called creepy. Yet he still reads the thread, where he’s probably caught on that he’s gonna leep getting called creepy.

Spoiler: Bonus mega milk tweets.

 

[SIGSEGV]

while people need weekends, businesses feel like they need weekends too

If you have a job, Kevin doesn't view you as a person.

 

[Livecorpse]

Kevin was online a lot today. And doesn’t seem to like being called creepy. Yet he still reads the thread, where he’s probably caught on that he’s gonna leep getting called creepy.
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Spoiler: Bonus mega tard cum tweets.

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Hey Kevin! Don't like us calling you creepy? Take your own advice from earlier and stop posting every thought that passes through your pornsick mind on Twitter. Stop giving us content and we will forget about you.

It won't fix your myriad other poor life decisions, but it's a step in the right direction.